{"id":1809,"date":"2015-08-18T09:26:09","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T14:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/?p=1809"},"modified":"2017-05-08T03:48:17","modified_gmt":"2017-05-08T08:48:17","slug":"storks-deliver-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/storks-deliver-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Cloud Gods Create Babies For Storks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_36140\"  width=\"1200\" height=\"675\"  data-origwidth=\"1200\" data-origheight=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HSZZ5Vq3hNw?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;disablekb=0&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This visually interesting cartoon features fluffy cloud Gods who create human, and animals babies.\u00a0 The sapient clouds then turn them over to storks for delivery to parents, and pet owners.\u00a0 This reality actually exists as a computer simulation complete with sapient programs that believe themselves to be humans, Gods, animals, etc.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a college thesis project created by a student in an ultra advanced society of pre-ascended Gods in a parallel Universe on a parallel Earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This visually interesting cartoon features fluffy cloud Gods who create human, and animals babies.\u00a0 The sapient clouds then turn them over to storks for delivery to parents, and pet owners.\u00a0 This reality actually exists as a computer simulation complete with sapient programs that believe themselves to be humans, Gods, animals, etc.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a college thesis &#8230; <a title=\"Cloud Gods Create Babies For Storks\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/storks-deliver-babies\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cloud Gods Create Babies For Storks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":1810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-halloween-cartoons"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1809"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3161,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions\/3161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}