{"id":1742,"date":"2019-09-08T08:20:25","date_gmt":"2019-09-08T13:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/?p=1742"},"modified":"2021-09-23T14:34:27","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T19:34:27","slug":"minions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/minions\/","title":{"rendered":"Are Despicable Me Minions Real?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SvKmSNxFHyQ\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span class=\"mce_SELRES_start\" style=\"width: 0px; line-height: 0; overflow: hidden; display: inline-block;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=B00PHG4ZUI&amp;Format=_SL250_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=mystic-investigations-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00PHG4ZUI\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/>The <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Minions_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Minions<\/em><\/a> movie trailer above is for the animated prequel to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0046B8GEQ\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0046B8GEQ&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=theinternetfinde&amp;linkId=UIBUBUGY3VKV7C2W\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Despicable Me<\/em><\/a> films. You can <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2QpGJKv\">watch the movie online here<\/a>.\u00a0 It delves into the origins of the diminutive yellow almost pill-shaped <a href=\"http:\/\/despicableme.wikia.com\/wiki\/Minions\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Minions<\/a>, and what they were up to before they worked for their final villainous master <a href=\"http:\/\/despicableme.wikia.com\/wiki\/Felonius_Gru\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gru<\/a> in the Despicable Me.\u00a0 Minions sole driving purpose in life is to find a super villain to serve.\u00a0 These goofy little impulsive creatures seem to be dimwitted while at the same time being quite intelligent in their inventions that don&#8217;t always go off without a hitch.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, they&#8217;re talented enough to warrant being used as Minions for various notorious nefarious figures throughout history.\u00a0 From a huge T-Rex in prehistoric times, the vampire <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/does-the-vampire-dracula-actually-exist\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Dracula<\/a> in the middle ages, modern 20th-century arch-criminals, and everything in between.\u00a0 For unknown reasons, Minions need a master of less than questionable ethics to serve despite not being evil themselves.\u00a0 Clearly this instinct to serve is woven into their DNA. Perhaps their real purpose unbeknownst to them is to destroy these criminals because they seem to accidentally bump off all of them except their final master criminal Gru who isn&#8217;t exactly evil.<\/p>\n<p>Some had previously suggested Minions were an extraterrestrial experiment dumped off on Earth when they became too much of nuisance.\u00a0 The Minion film, however, says they evolved directly from single-celled organisms such as <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Amoeba_%28genus%29\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amoeba&#8217;s<\/a>.\u00a0 Supposedly being the first somewhat intelligent species on Earth.\u00a0 Could they have been <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/does-the-vampire-dracula-actually-exist\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mother Nature&#8217;s<\/a> response to clean up, and keep the dark forces of evil in check? A lovable macro virus that infects a dark organization and unwittingly destroys it from within despite believing they are helping it?\u00a0 Or perhaps aliens seeded the Earth like a Petri dish experiment, and might return someday to view the results?<\/p>\n<h3>The Real Minions Are Extraterrestrials<\/h3>\n<p>So the question we always get for every book, television show, and movie in existence is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1782765573\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1782765573&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20&amp;linkId=IH3JN7ZANR72N2V4\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=1782765573&amp;Format=_SL250_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=mystic-investigations-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1782765573\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nwhether or not it&#8217;s real in some way, or based on a true story.\u00a0 Our answer most of the time is that everything is real in some <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/parallel-universe-vs-parallel-dimension\/\">Parallel Universe<\/a>.\u00a0 Definitely, Minions don&#8217;t exist on this particular Earth.\u00a0 The closest thing we might have to Minions are <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/christmas\/\">Santa&#8217;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/christmas-blog\/the-adventures-of-gerbert-the-elf\/\">Elves<\/a> who aren&#8217;t quite as bumbling nor do they seek out masters of darkness.\u00a0 In addition, various gifted individuals able to delve deeply into the <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/astral-projection-arts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Astral Plane<\/a> have sensed Minions in far off parallel Earth&#8217;s in other Universes, and in other Multiverses in various forms.\u00a0 The closest beings in our reality to Minions have been barely sensed by a handful of talented psychics, seers, and mystics along with those finding the right files in the higher dimensional <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/akashic-records\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Akashic Records<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>4.3 Million light years from our Milky Way Galaxy Minion like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00TF4J5X0\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00TF4J5X0&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=theinternetfinde&amp;linkId=6Y6WO6EYUER2YOSO\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=B00TF4J5X0&amp;Format=_SL250_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=theinternetfinde\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>creatures exist in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgdaily.com\/space-features\/61842-the-stars-of-the-antlia-dwarf-galaxy\">Antlia Dwarf Galaxy<\/a> in the Constellation <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Antlia\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Antlia<\/a>.\u00a0 It&#8217;s believed they are small pill-shaped extraterrestrials with high pitched voices that come in a variety of colors that include amber. These Minions evolved from single-celled organisms and become inexplicably intelligent. They appear to be the only sentient species in the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Antlia\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Antlia Galaxy<\/a>, and these Minions are currently an interstellar society populating a handful of star systems.\u00a0 Not much more is known about them but it&#8217;s a sure bet humanity will finally run into them once we get <a href=\"http:\/\/galaxyfleet.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">intergalactic<\/a>.\u00a0 Or perhaps the Minion ET&#8217;s will visit us someday! | <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2QpGJKv\">Watch The Marvelous Minions Movie<\/a> |<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/deadline.com\/2015\/07\/minions-marching-to-114m-to-116m-weekend-box-office-friday-1201473955\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Big Opening Weekend For The Minions Movie!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ufeff The Minions movie trailer above is for the animated prequel to the Despicable Me films. You can watch the movie online here.\u00a0 It delves into the origins of the diminutive yellow almost pill-shaped Minions, and what they were up to before they worked for their final villainous master Gru in the Despicable Me.\u00a0 Minions &#8230; <a title=\"Are Despicable Me Minions Real?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/minions\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Are Despicable Me Minions Real?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":1752,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,217],"tags":[219,218],"class_list":["post-1742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-children","category-motion-pictures","tag-despicable-me","tag-minions"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1742"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7041,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions\/7041"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}