I'm Xavier Remington President of Mystic Investigations. We're proud to announce the promotion of Drake Alexander from Senior Vice-President to Executive Vice-President in light of the former Executive VP Michael Remington being lost in time somewhere. He left instructions that Drake was to be promoted if he didn't return in a certain length of time. In addition all along I've held voting rights to Michael's stock in our company by proxy. Our psychic Julia Hathaway says Michael is doing fine but she can't pinpoint his temporal location.
