I nearly did you silly humans a favor, and almost eradicated the aforementioned threats to your pathetic existences. I'm currently in the USA gracing you with my presence.
The pathetic Plague Doctor begged me to meet with him. I reluctantly complied thinking he might have something interesting to say. I was wrong. I also had a meeting with the Plague Doctor. He is such a useless low level minion of evil. He had nothing I wanted to hear. He only wanted to leech off my awesome power. He refused to take no for an answer. I began chocking him on the spot with telekinetic powers since he is immune to magic. He attempted to infect me with some disease but it was no match for my supernatural immune system. Pestilence, one of the Four Horsemen of he Apocalypse he worships, suddenly appeared as a hideous apparition, and shot a swarm of every disease ever seen on Earth at me. I was forced to release my grip on the Doctor, and shot a multi-pronged magical volley of magics at Pestilence causing his non-corporeal form to dissipate. Unfortunately the Plague Doctor vanished.
Later while walking through some woods at night I ran across the silly Slender Man. The faceless shapeshifting freak attempted to control my mind as he wrapped his tentacle arms around me. I said,"Oh my you're quite the circus side show freak aren't you? I'm so scared." I then started laughing maniacally as I shocked him with my raw power causing him to fly through a tree knocking it clean over. He lie on the ground attempting to first teleport himself away, and then make himself invisible. I froze all his powers with my more powerful mind. I told him he wasn't going anywhere, and I probed his puny brain. It seems he is a being from another dimension sent here as a punishment. A unique energetic force I've never seen before is using Gaia as a conduit to keep him tied to Earth. He can teleport anywhere on the planet but nowhere else. I'm not familiar with this being, his people, or the dimension he comes from. I learned a lot while King Of Hell but there is so much more to know. Knowledge I will have when I possess the Omniverse Gods mind. The ultimate possession to take place in all of the histories of all sentient beings everywhere. With me in command nefarious beings such as Plague Boy, and Silly Slender would be eradicated! Yes fools deal with it! Bow before me now!
