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Paranormal News / This Just In Foolish Folks!

« on: April 01, 2013, 10:30:24 AM »

I just turned the supposedly all powerful Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo into a pig.  Yes a real pig rolling around in his own slop on a farm in Kentucky!  Oh how the mighty have fallen! 

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Mystic Investigations News / Mystic Investigations Blows Big Time!

« on: April 01, 2013, 10:27:40 AM »

I froze time, and toilet papered their entire offices.  To them all the sudden the rolls of strewn toilet paper just magically appeared out of thin air.  I made that big blowhard Xavier trip down the steps!   Drake Alexander actually spotted me but I disappeared in a burst of sparkles that coated him, and he now looks like Edward from Twilight.  The sparkles won't disappear until Midnight April 2nd.  I also stripped that hot witch Rebecca while she was pumping gas this morning into her pink Porsche which is now puke green with yellow splotches all over it!  Oh man the embarrassment as men were whistling, and hollering along with traffic on the road nearby coming to a screeching halt.  I love my job!

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Paranormal News / Re: I've Met With The Plague Doctor And Slender Man

« on: April 01, 2013, 10:17:59 AM »

Hey you dorky Diablo why not try eradicating me!  I bet a billion whoopee cushions you can't!  I don't believe you've ever been pranked by me, or my predecessors before!  I will enjoy embarrassing you to the max you big pile of poopies!