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Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve

« on: February 10, 2013, 09:28:46 PM »

Ohhhhhh I'm so scared little magic boy!  You do realize my dad is the Devil right?  You think you're so tough just because you took over Hell for a few months you pathetic weasel?  As for your disgusting Diet Coke real men drink blood!  I look forward to dining on yours very soon!

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Vampires Lair / Re: Welcome To The Vampires Lair

« on: January 11, 2013, 03:08:14 PM »

Drake stop using my face in your sissy exploits!  I'm the true Drake because I live up to my demonic DNA.  You're do gooder crap makes me puke!  Grow up, and be a real man already!  I can't wait to have me some of that Whitewolfy, Duanna, Julia, and some more Rebecca as well! 

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Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve

« on: January 11, 2013, 03:06:07 PM »

I wish you would go back to Hell Diacraplo!  The Anti-Claus, and I are going to seriously kick your ass, and then shove a can of Diet Coke down your throat since you love it so much you rancid little puke!  And no we're not hiding from you.  We just have better things to do magic boy!

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Mystic Investigations News / Re: The Dark Vampire Elamia Eradicated!

« on: January 11, 2013, 02:56:38 PM »

What a dumb bitch!  Unlike sissy Drake I would have snapped her neck instantly.