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General Discussions / Quora.Com Are Idiots

« on: June 13, 2015, 04:08:05 PM »

We will no longer be contributing to their site via https://www.quora.com/Mystic-Investigations due to the same level of jackassery as witnessed at Answers.Com.  Basically weasel like non-believers harassing contributions like little nanny state informants! Rebecca, our witch, has placed a curse on them. May God have mercy on their sad souls!

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Register To Post On Our Forum / Re: Some Emerging Ideas On Deciding On Necessary Criteria In Louis Vuitton 1980 - Helpful Tips For C

« on: June 25, 2014, 08:58:50 AM »

You're a complete moron aren't you?  You do realize your spam will only be up for a short period of time?  The who reason we can't have open registrations anywhere is because of pukes like you.  At least have the good sense to advertise something related to the content of this website.  Nobody here is interested in your Louis Vuitton crapola punk!

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General Current Events / Spoiled 18 Year Old Sues Parents For Child Support!

« on: March 05, 2014, 01:54:54 PM »

Poor little rich girl wanted to be a rebel but she doesn't want to pay the price of supporting herself.  She refused to obey her parents request to dump her troublesome boyfriend, who most likely corrupted her to begin with, since she had been suspended from school twice recently. She also apparently had no interest in doing chores or keeping curfew.  So she moved in with some friends but decided to sue her parents for child support, college tuition, lawyers fees, etc.  Thankfully the judge refused her ridiculous requests for now.  Hopefully she never wins any court case, and is forced to work at McDonald's.  Perhaps her boyfriend should support her since he seems to be the source of the trouble here.  If anyone won such a case then it would mean all parents would have to support their kids forever!  And then what about the kids children?  Would parents be responsible for grandchildren, and future generations until their grave?  It's sad how kids see their parents as the center of their world early on but eventually toss them aside for friends, and boyfriends/girlfriends.  Oh the rabid excitement of their peer group has such a wonderful brainwashing effect!

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Mystic Investigations News / We're Leaving February 13th, 2014 For Paris

« on: February 11, 2014, 06:51:11 PM »

We'll be ending work early to pack, and prepare for our flight to Paris, France for the First Annual International Paranormal Investigators Conference which begins on February 14th, 2014.  We had originally contemplated taking a cruise ship but we couldn't justify all that travel time which would be vacation time.  Especially after our long recent vacation at the North Pole.

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General Discussions / Re: New Pope

« on: February 10, 2014, 12:45:14 PM »

Believe us we know when we get your energy!   We edited the post, and replaced your real name with your user name.  We're excited about our trip to Paris this week!  I just PM'd you!

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General Discussions / Re: Daylight Savings Time

« on: February 10, 2014, 11:51:50 AM »

How do you know this stuff? All of you, how do you know this stuff?

The world of the paranormal is our business.  All of us have personal experience with the supernatural along with top flight training.

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General Discussions / Re: New Pope

« on: February 10, 2014, 11:50:39 AM »

Whitewolf3001 IS GAIA. Her soul was cut off by sinister forces. You will rise, Mother Earth

She already knows.  Things she told us led us to that conclusion, and she was made aware years ago.  There just wasn't any reason to announce it to anyone.

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Mystic Investigations News / Drake Alexander Promoted to Executive Vice-President

« on: October 02, 2013, 01:42:42 PM »

I'm Xavier Remington President of Mystic Investigations.  We're proud to announce the promotion of Drake Alexander from Senior Vice-President to Executive Vice-President in light of the former Executive VP Michael Remington being lost in time somewhere.  He left instructions that Drake was to be promoted if he didn't return in a certain length of time.  In addition all along I've held voting rights to Michael's stock in our company by proxy.   Our psychic Julia Hathaway says Michael is doing fine but she can't pinpoint his temporal location.

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Health / Re: The Earth Is Being Geoengineered

« on: September 07, 2013, 08:22:25 AM »

Even if Monsanto is governed by evil influence like the Illuminati, aren't they also good at dimensional travel, btw? This is a worldwide epidemic.

Joan of Arc had three commands from God through ArchAngel Michael to make changes for France, I guess the same can't be done today without being committed to an asylum but who knows. I don't know of anyone that can make that kind of drastic change nowadays.

And I understand the various parallel Universes, Monsanto could be the best thing that ever happened in another world.

I'm not sure that Monsanto has inter-dimensional travel.  Although the US government may have top secret time, and dimensional travel technology.  And yes in another Universe a group of Anti-Illuminati billionaires could do a hostile takeover of Monsanto, or buy enough stock to control them.  Then turn their technology into things that better the planet.

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General Discussions / Re: RFID Microchip

« on: September 07, 2013, 08:17:05 AM »

There is a rumor going around that some hospitals have imbedded CIA, and NSA agents who randomly implant secret RFID chips as apart of a populace monitoring campaign with the possibility of future mind control.

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General Discussions / Re: Wiki Answers User Stormish Is A Jackass!

« on: September 05, 2013, 09:36:29 AM »

I think he might've been intimidated because your answers are more truthful.

Or the supernatural world scares him so he must fool himself into believing it's not real.

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General Discussions / Wiki Answers User Stormish Is A Jackass!

« on: September 05, 2013, 04:12:46 AM »

He goes around changing my answers to nothing is real, and everything is fictional.  Clearly people who are asking a paranormal question don't want this pathetic blanket answer or some crap about supernatural beings in fictional literature, and movies.  If he loves the science category so much then why not stay in it.  That's why I hate Wiki Answers.  With Yahoo Answers at least the answer can't be edited by some egghead puke!  Although you still get people on there saying said being isn't real.  Why do they waste their time?  I suppose their smug answers make them feel superior until a Werewolf ravages their rank rear!  Also oddly enough he's a supervisor in the My Little Pony category: http://www.answers.com/T/My_Little_Pony.  Infer what you want from that.  LOL!

Feel free to edit his answers if you wish to have some fun:  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Special:Contributions&target=User:Stormish

Future jackasses who go with the "nothing is real" mantra will be listed here as well! Speaking of which his buddy C Hainsaw is also a loser: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Special:Contributions&target=User:C.Hainsaw.

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Register To Post On Our Forum / Re: Reply To This Post In Order To Register With Our Forum

« on: August 29, 2013, 10:34:37 AM »

Hi, I have some questions, I don't really know much about paranormal things or anything like that. Except I've been experiencing some things that made me question the possibility and I'd kinda like to figure out more.

We've temporarily re-activated registration so you can register at: http://mysticinvestigations.com/forum/index.php?action=register.  Thank you!

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Register To Post On Our Forum / Re: Reply To This Post In Order To Register With Our Forum

« on: August 29, 2013, 10:34:11 AM »

I'd like to register.

Though, I can't guarantee you'll be seeing me much.  As I only seek the answers to a few...  What's the word..  Not dumb...  Annoying isn't quite right...  Well...  I have a few simple questions.  Let's leave it at that.

We've temporarily re-activated registration so you can register at: http://mysticinvestigations.com/forum/index.php?action=register.  Thank you!

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Paranormal Discussions / Re: Grey aliens?

« on: August 16, 2013, 08:20:44 PM »

sorry for my english but anyway i have this dream that the Grey alien or they were green in my dream a alien and now i have to get rid of those Aliens because they come too much on me like prey..so enter my dream while i sleep so i going to have to get my UFO firewall amulet so i have some peace in life.  kind of tired of Grey Aliens all the time..so that all i have encounter i also encounter ghost and other stuff.

The green aliens are the good ones who fight against the greys.  The Greys are the ones who abduct humans, and do experiments on them.