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Paranormal News / I've Met With The Plague Doctor And Slender Man
« on: February 27, 2013, 07:13:43 AM »
I nearly did you silly humans a favor, and almost eradicated the aforementioned threats to your pathetic existences.  I'm currently in the USA gracing you with my presence.

The pathetic Plague Doctor begged me to meet with him.  I reluctantly complied thinking he might have something interesting to say.  I was wrong.  I also had a meeting with the Plague Doctor.  He is such a useless low level minion of evil.  He had nothing I wanted to hear.  He only wanted to leech off my awesome power.  He refused to take no for an answer.  I began chocking him on the spot with telekinetic powers since he is immune to magic.  He attempted to infect me with some disease but it was no match for my supernatural immune system.  Pestilence, one of the Four Horsemen of he Apocalypse he worships, suddenly appeared as a hideous apparition, and shot a swarm of every disease ever seen on Earth at me.  I was forced to release my grip on the Doctor, and shot a multi-pronged magical volley of magics at Pestilence causing his non-corporeal form to dissipate.  Unfortunately the Plague Doctor vanished.

Later while walking through some woods at night I ran across the silly Slender Man.  The faceless shapeshifting freak attempted to control my mind as he wrapped his tentacle arms around me.  I said,"Oh my you're quite the circus side show freak aren't you?  I'm so scared."  I then started laughing maniacally as I shocked him with my raw power causing him to fly through a tree knocking it clean over.  He lie on the ground attempting to first teleport himself away, and then make himself invisible.  I froze all his powers with my more powerful mind.  I told him he wasn't going anywhere, and I probed his puny brain.  It seems he is a being from another dimension sent here as a punishment.  A unique energetic force I've never seen before is using Gaia as a conduit to keep him tied to Earth.  He can teleport anywhere on the planet but nowhere else.  I'm not familiar with this being, his people, or the dimension he comes from.  I learned a lot while King Of Hell but there is so much more to know.  Knowledge I will have when I possess the Omniverse Gods mind.  The ultimate possession to take place in all of the histories of all sentient beings everywhere.  With me in command nefarious beings such as Plague Boy, and Silly Slender would be eradicated!  Yes fools deal with it!  Bow before me now! 

Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve
« on: February 12, 2013, 05:47:54 PM »
Diablo and Dark Drake, I'm hoping that you two send each other to hell with no chance of escape. That would make this a very happy year.

Silly Demigod fool!  If only you realized I'm your best hope for salvation!  I will cleanse this wretched Earth, and the entire Universe of all evil which includes those who oppose me!  Once in command of this reality you little humans, and demigods can go about your pathetic business unimpeded for all I care.  I'm a lot better than the Jinn who want to eradicate all of you, or the demons who want to enslave, and possess your very souls.  Well your souls will be mine but you won't really need them under my just rule.  Of course you actually have two souls since you're half God.  Human souls reside in Heaven while the souls of the lower Gods lie within themselves directly connecting them to their parallel selves in the parallel Universes.  It's part of what makes them so powerful.  As a Demigod you can have the power to choose, and unify both souls within you, or join them all in your Heavenly soul.  I'm sure you already knew all of this.  The bottom line is that I'm on the fence about the Gods.  If they don't mess with Diablo then I will let them act as my loyal subjects who will rule over the various sectors of my Universal Fiefdom.  Certainly in my early days of magic I called upon them for power.  Then I changed up to Demons.  Now all I need is pure Diablo power!  The Gods were at least fair while the Demons were little bastards!

I regret to inform you that I hold quite a bit of stock in BMW.  [Laughs Maniacally]

Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve
« on: February 10, 2013, 09:13:23 PM »
Dark Drake you're a pathetic sissy who hides behind the Anti-Claus, and your daddy Devil.  The Devil warned me not to come after you but no force will stop me from exacting my revenge against you, and the Anti-Claus!  Nobody crosses Diablo!  A fool like you could never hope to enjoy a fine beverage like Diet Coke!

Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve
« on: January 10, 2013, 11:37:58 AM »
Mark my words!  2013 will be the year of Diablo!  I shall triumph over good, and rule the Universe, and beyond!

Dream on Dimitri. You don't have that kind of power.

You know nothing fool!  I ascended from a simple human to the King Of Hell!  Nobody has ever done that before.  I shall retake Hell, and then raise my army against the Heavens to overtake the Omniversal God.  Once in command I shall make the other Omniverse Gods my puppets, and then I will overwhelm the mind of the Macroverse God, and rule over all that is, was, and will be!  Yes puny Demigod bow before your master!

Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve
« on: January 10, 2013, 11:35:08 AM »
Mark my words!  2013 will be the year of Diablo!  I shall triumph over good, and rule the Universe, and beyond!

Dimitri..."Well I guess I know your New Years resolution!" ;)

If anyone were to succeed in what you plan Dimitri... Why not make the world a better place?

The world will be better because you all will exist to service me, and me alone!  Now kneel before Diablo, kiss my hand, wash my feet, and pledge allegiance to your future Lord, and Savior.  In Dimitri's Name Amen! [Maniacal Laughter]

Mystic Investigations News / Re: Happy New Year's Eve
« on: January 09, 2013, 04:48:09 PM »
Mark my words!  2013 will be the year of Diablo!  I shall triumph over good, and rule the Universe, and beyond!

Paranormal Discussions / All Bow Before Me!
« on: December 28, 2012, 05:17:40 AM »
This Earth shall be mine soon!

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