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Law / Secrets Bad Cops Don't Want You To Know
« on: July 26, 2013, 05:46:50 PM »What every citizen should know about the law especially when it comes to traffic stops.
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What every citizen should know about the law especially when it comes to traffic stops.
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General Discussions / Re: Slim Jim
« on: July 06, 2013, 07:12:15 PM »Slender Man- I am calling you out! If you read this. I dare you to join this forum. The world believes you're a mindless beast. With no motives. I would like to ask you some questions. Not esp.. But here in this forum. You can message me in private!
I just saw Slender's reply. Somehow he registered as an Administrator God, and he has no IP Address. It just says 0.0.0.0. It literally made me sick reading his post!
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Health / Re: The Earth Is Being Geoengineered
« on: June 18, 2013, 04:56:52 PM »With Monsanto in control of FDA, just how can we the people eliminate this pest (in the US)? Of course I see that many European states have banned them.
Also, this infowars, another method to control the world, if it's so bad, why isn't it being intercepted then by Angelic powers?
You mean why aren't Angels stopping Monsanto? There are non-interference rules in place for Angels unless they are specifically ordered to do something. God plays out various probabilities in the many parallel Universes.
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Register To Post On Our Forum / Re: Reply To This Post In Order To Register With Our Forum
« on: June 11, 2013, 05:45:01 PM »Just wanted to register. Do I qualify?
I'm afraid our psychic has judged you to be an entity of evil therefore we must decline.....okay we're just kidding! We've re-activated registration so you can register at: http://mysticinvestigations.com/forum/index.php?action=register. Thank you!
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Health / The Earth Is Being Geoengineered
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Mystic Investigations News / Easter Showdown With Dark Drake & Anti-Claus
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Politics / Proof President Obama Is Not The Anti-Christ
« on: April 04, 2013, 04:32:32 PM »A supernatural being like the Anti-Christ would clearly make every shot. Although he might miss one to throw off suspicion of him being supernatural. Missing 20 would go way beyond that purpose, and would be implausible for a guy with such a huge ego whether he be merely Obama, or the Anti-Christ. We believe Obama perhaps made a deal with a demon to gain political power, or he is merely trying to please his New World Order masters who are in bed with demons. Bad luck would easily befall such a person which would explain this embarrassment along with the flies who always seem to hound him.
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Ask Mystic Investigations Supernatural Questions? / Re: Ask Us About Any Paranormal Beings We Don't Mention On Our Website
« on: April 04, 2013, 02:03:49 PM »MARIANA of the fabled Mariana's Web of crackerlore - what is it?
We haven't a clue. Oddly enough when we type "Mariana's Web of crackerlore" into Google the only result is this post.
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Mystic Investigations News / Re: Mystic Investigations Blows Big Time!
« on: April 04, 2013, 01:54:51 PM »
It's impressive how you can give yourself Administration privileges. Then again anything is possible with magic. We might as well keep you as an Admin because you'll just do it again next year anyway.
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Mystic Investigations News / Re: Mystic Investigations Blows Big Time!
« on: April 04, 2013, 01:52:11 PM »Lol to think the April Fool thought that stripping Rebecca would embarrass her. He doesn't know her too well.
She was mildly embarrassed since it was in a totally inappropriate public place with people everywhere. She hopped in the car, and drove home. Most of the Fool's antics wore off the next day. Although electronic things stay as is unless we change it such as on this website. It's something we have to put up with everywhere but it could be worse. He really relished jacking up evil people. Turning Diablo into a pig is something I would have liked to see.
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Paranormal News / Re: This Just In Foolish Folks!
« on: April 04, 2013, 01:47:50 PM »I just turned the supposedly all powerful Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo into a pig. Yes a real pig rolling around in his own slop on a farm in Kentucky! Oh how the mighty have fallen!
That's the one thing you did that was funny. At least your website vandalism, the spray painting of my Lamborghini with your graffiti, and your other acts of minor terror wear off after April Fools Day.
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General Discussions / Re: Daylight Savings Time
« on: March 11, 2013, 03:57:16 PM »Well it's that time of year again when we set our clocks ahead. How many really believe that it saves electricity and gas? As for me I think the real reason has it's roots in the supernatural. I'm sure everyone has at least heard of the witching hour. That's the time when the sun is on the other side of of the planet. Now normally it would be midnight when this happens but during daylight savings time it at 1 AM. This is because the clocks have been set ahead one hour. I'm not sure if this would apply to the Devil's hour but I think it might. I'm not sure how many people have thought of this before but I hope people will think about now.
Generally speaking 12:00 AM to 4:00 AM are the most active hours for the supernatural forces of evil. The fact that most people are asleep at these times in any given time zone is a big factor. As this dormant state of the human collective consciousness allows for evil to more easily access this reality. Some entities such as witches do their thing at Midnight out of ritual habit. The Devils Hours of 3:00 AM is based partly on the time of Jesus Christ's death at 3:00 PM. Humans, and their souls have great power together. Our perceptions shape this reality so Midnight, and 3:00 AM are always as is because we believe it to be so. However astronomical phenomenon can play a role such as the Moon being at it's zenith, or the true Midnight being exactly half way between dusk, and dawn.
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Demigods Castle / Re: How many demigods are out there?
« on: March 11, 2013, 03:42:51 PM »I guess there are no other demigods here. Or at least there doesn't seem to be any that want to be known.
Demigods are rare. There's certainly not as many as vampires, werewolves, or even zombies. Gods don't mate with humans that much. Demigods are scattered about the world, and the few that might want to be known might not find this site.
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Politics / Obama Wants To Deport Christian Family For Home Schooling
« on: March 11, 2013, 02:14:12 PM »
Actually we're talking about a Christian German family that applied for political asylum due to the German government threatening to take their kids away because they believe in home schooling. The German regime demands all kids go to their brainwashing schools. A US immigration court granted them asylum, and the family moved here, and bought a farm in the smokey mountains. Apparently Obama got wind of this, and said it shouldn't count as political asylum. Meanwhile he releases tons of illegals for no reason what so ever. The governments of the world do not like independent people, and those who choose to live outside the establishment system. They certainly care not for parents having any say in their children's lives.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2209524896001/christian-family-facing-deportation-for-homeschooling/
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2209524896001/christian-family-facing-deportation-for-homeschooling/
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Mystic Investigations News / Mystic Investigations Is In Hawaii After Abominable Snowmen Attack
« on: March 05, 2013, 02:29:48 PM »
A freak blizzard rolled into Woodland Springs the other day, and five Abominable Snowmen crashed through the walls, and windows in a daring daylight attack. Abominable Snowmen are loners, and it's unheard of for them to be in packs. They also usually only focus on a single human prey. I've never heard of them crashing into an office building, and going nuts like this! Clearly this was an orchestrated event, and someone had the Snowmen under their control. We had people screaming, and scrambling everywhere! Drake, and Rebecca took out two of them while Hunter, and I another. Julia, and Rob nearly lost their lives to one but Drake flew in to save the day. Zack Powers was caught off guard in another part of the building, and was barely holding the blood thirsty albino beast off him with his bionic strength. Rebecca got to him in the nick of time as the metal inside his arms started to bend.
After the battle was over the entire place was in a shambles. Rebecca then said,"I'm so sick of this crap! Let's go on a vacation somewhere far away!" Drake then told us he has a vacation home in Hawaii. I mean how many homes does this guy have? Over the years he's mentioned at least 14 homes but I guess you collect a lot after being alive for seven centuries. We all flew there on Duanna's private jet with her, and Father Tom. Zack's Grandma, who he lives with, came as well. For the rest of the week Mystic Investigations is closed while repairs are being done, and we lounge on the beaches enjoying sun, sand, and surf. Even Drake, and Duanna will be in the sun thanks to Abominable Snowman blood. Ingesting Gnome blood has been one of the few things that allow a vampire in the sun but we also tested the legend of using Abominable Snowman blood as sun screen for vampires. It actually worked but they can only stay in the sun for a few hours before re-application is needed. They also need to apply it to every square inch of skin other wise it will start of a flame bursting episode! Luckily we collected a giant five gallon bucket of the stuff! ingesting it causes violent uncontrollable rampages in vampires which is why Drake never bit into any of the Snowmen. So we've been in Hawaii for a while, and everyone's having a great time on Drake's private white sandy beach near Honolulu. Naturally Rebecca, and Duanna are frolicking about with nothing on what so ever. Zack's going crazy because his Grandma covered his eyes, and took him inside. They then left with a tour group. In a few days we'll be going to Duanna's vacation home near Hilo. She's got even more vacation homes than Drake! We just wanted to let you know what was going on if you don't hear from us until next week.
After the battle was over the entire place was in a shambles. Rebecca then said,"I'm so sick of this crap! Let's go on a vacation somewhere far away!" Drake then told us he has a vacation home in Hawaii. I mean how many homes does this guy have? Over the years he's mentioned at least 14 homes but I guess you collect a lot after being alive for seven centuries. We all flew there on Duanna's private jet with her, and Father Tom. Zack's Grandma, who he lives with, came as well. For the rest of the week Mystic Investigations is closed while repairs are being done, and we lounge on the beaches enjoying sun, sand, and surf. Even Drake, and Duanna will be in the sun thanks to Abominable Snowman blood. Ingesting Gnome blood has been one of the few things that allow a vampire in the sun but we also tested the legend of using Abominable Snowman blood as sun screen for vampires. It actually worked but they can only stay in the sun for a few hours before re-application is needed. They also need to apply it to every square inch of skin other wise it will start of a flame bursting episode! Luckily we collected a giant five gallon bucket of the stuff! ingesting it causes violent uncontrollable rampages in vampires which is why Drake never bit into any of the Snowmen. So we've been in Hawaii for a while, and everyone's having a great time on Drake's private white sandy beach near Honolulu. Naturally Rebecca, and Duanna are frolicking about with nothing on what so ever. Zack's going crazy because his Grandma covered his eyes, and took him inside. They then left with a tour group. In a few days we'll be going to Duanna's vacation home near Hilo. She's got even more vacation homes than Drake! We just wanted to let you know what was going on if you don't hear from us until next week.
