I froze time, and toilet papered their entire offices. To them all the sudden the rolls of strewn toilet paper just magically appeared out of thin air. I made that big blowhard Xavier trip down the steps!
Drake Alexander actually spotted me but I disappeared in a burst of sparkles that coated him, and he now looks like Edward from Twilight. The sparkles won't disappear until Midnight April 2nd. I also stripped that hot witch Rebecca while she was pumping gas this morning into her pink Porsche which is now puke green with yellow splotches all over it! Oh man the embarrassment as men were whistling, and hollering along with traffic on the road nearby coming to a screeching halt. I love my job!