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A Most Unpleasant Christmas In July!<\/h2>\n

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On one of Mystic Investigations\u00a0Christmas Vacations<\/a> to North Pole City<\/a> Saint Nicholas\u00a0shared for the first time a major breach of his winter wonderland\u00a0by US authorities in the late\u00a0morning hours of July 25th, 2016. \u00a0The Human-Angel Hybrid\u00a0Santa Claus<\/a> was working with his Enochian Witches who practice Angel magic in order to shore up the cloaking spell that hides North Pole City from the world.\u00a0 Generally, he keeps that low-key because there are those in Heaven who frown upon Enochian magic. This involves Angels who secretly choose to dispense power to various practitioners of magic battling the forces of darkness in defiance of Heavens non-interference stance. A confluence of unfortunate events, including the spell work on his citywide invisibility cloak, made his sainted sanctuary visible to the world!<\/p>\n

There was the fact that the Spirit Of Christmas<\/a>\u00a0was at its weakest in July along with the Delta Aquarids Meteor Shower<\/a> sending demonic radiation to Earth. It seems the showers source, the\u00a0comets Marsden and Kracht, are actually demons trapped in mystical ice by Ice Demons<\/a>. \u00a0In addition, some diabolical dark warlocks hit the North Pole City cloaking shield with even more dark energies. They were acting as independent magical contractors of the US Federal Government. The evil practitioners of magic quickly proceeded to inform a special branch of the government that Santa Claus was finally exposed for all the world to see! Unfortunately, he is number one on their Paranormal Most Wanted List<\/a>\u00a0due to his incursions into US airspace.<\/p>\n

A Swat team of 22 agents,\u00a0and three supernatural scientists, including a Cryptozoologist, from the US Paranormal Defense Agency<\/a> actually raided North Pole City after receiving the intel from the warlocks. \u00a0They were already in a submarine in the area as part of a continuing effort to locate, contain, and capture Santa Claus for supernatural study. Amazingly an intrusion of this nature has never happened before by the hand of a government agency. \u00a0Santa’s never declared himself the official leader of good but most within the real magical paranormal community see him as an awe-inspiring chieftain of justice. \u00a0However, the US government sees all paranormal beings as a terror threat and seeks to either eradicate or experiment with said creatures. \u00a0In some cases, they force them to act as agents to deal with other supernaturals. The USA, and other governments, have known about Santa Claus for quite some time but their intelligence on him is very limited.\u00a0 They believe him to be an immortal, or an extra-dimensional being of some type.\u00a0 Possibly extraterrestrial as well. \u00a0LOL!\u00a0 They simply refuse to believe in Angels, or any Angelic type entity since such beings are beyond rare on this Earth. \u00a0So any reports of him being a Demi-Angel<\/a> have been dismissed as false. Realistically how could they ever hope to have any technology or power that could deal with such a magnificent God-like entity?<\/p>\n

The fully armed PDA agents exited a submarine that shot up through the ice of the Arctic Ocean right next to the massive glacial wall gleaming in the 24-7 Arctic Summer Sun. The mammoth thick ice wall surrounds the entire Christmas Compound. Satellite intelligence easily found the location without the magical cloak hiding things. \u00a0They promptly marched into a paranormal place few humans have laid eyes on. \u00a0Through the sparkling ice tunnel entrance<\/a>, they cautiously walked through with a cameraman documenting everything. Although the video feed displayed quite a bit of static due to some unknown form of electromagnetic energy coming from the ice in the form of a soothing ice-blue glow. \u00a0It was the weakened cloaking shield. \u00a0The tunnel opened into a clearing with the cobblestone streets of downtown North Pole City in the distance.<\/p>\n

They were clearly awe-struck for a second as they witnessed the winter paradise before them. Everything looked beyond beautiful than anything ever seen in the outside world. They noted the odd nature of the snowy oasis clad with pine trees, other vegetation, rock formations, and wildlife. \u00a0Some snow bunnies hopped about while being chased playfully by a white wolf puppy. \u00a0A Penguin then waddled past wearing a Santa cap as he stared at the agents.\u00a0 One of the agents said, “What the!?!” \u00a0A polar bear could be seen strolling in the distance as well with some manner of little person dressed in green riding atop his back. The entire scene was quite surreal! Like something out of a special effects film! Some science team members took soil samples on what should have only been ice floating on top of the Arctic Ocean. It looked like normal soil except for some odd gold glitter mixed within it.<\/p>\n

The motley military crew started toward the village they saw in the distance. Suddenly Frosty The Snowman<\/a> walked up to them with a smile, and said, “Well hello there fellows!\u00a0 Is it Halloween already?”\u00a0 The leader of the men in black, named Commander Ellison, screamed, “Holy sh*t what the hell is that!\u00a0 Open fire at will!”\u00a0 They blasted their machine guns foolishly loaded with silver bullets. Naturally, this would have no extra special power to destroy beings of goodness.\u00a0 Unfortunately, Frosty was nothing but a pile of snow within seconds due to the sheer barrage of hundreds of metal projectiles.\u00a0 Some child guests of Santa, who are members of the supernatural community, had been playing with the enchanted Snowman seconds earlier. They heard the commotion, and ran onto the scene to witness the heinous horror! \u00a0The alarmed kids cried, “OMG they killed Frosty!\u00a0 Get Santa!” \u00a0One of the Swat soldiers tried to grab a kid but the little girl used his telekinetic powers to toss him into some of his fellow troops. The kids quickly fled into the woods!<\/p>\n

Immediately a troop of 12 diminutive elves came running up holding what appeared to be large candy canes.\u00a0 Swat team leader Ellison then ordered, “Extraterrestrials! \u00a0Prepare to open fire!”\u00a0 The Elves held hands, and repeatedly chanted, “The Spirit Of Christmas compels us! The Spirit Of Christmas compels us! Santa is our savior!”\u00a0 A glowing neon green energy shield formed around them as the order was given to fire. The shield caused the bullets to bounce off.\u00a0 The Chief Elf then yelled, “You’re naughty boys!\u00a0 Elves commence firing!”\u00a0 The giant candy canes were guns of some sort that shot forth a barrage of non-lethal projectiles that includes candy canes, gumdrops, silly string, glitter, tinsel, and Bursting Bethlehem’s (mini light bursts of simulated Bethlehem Starlight).\u00a0 The Swat team was forced to retreat into the woods nearby.\u00a0 As another troop of Elves advanced on their position Commander Ellison declared, “They’re flanking us!\u00a0 Rocket launchers & grenades now!\u00a0 Use any and all lethal force to repel the ET enemy with extreme prejudice!”\u00a0 Massive explosions rang forth near the two troops of Elves who retreated in terror as trees fell everywhere.\u00a0 One of the smallest Elves named Gerbert<\/a> was confused by the chaotic battle and ran right into the heart of the enemy camp screaming “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<\/a>”\u00a0 An agent swooped him up as another said, “Bag and tag the little bastard!”\u00a0 Gerbert struggled as he was thrown into a large black leather bag marked “E.T. Invader”.<\/p>\n

One of the agents was detecting a high level of a unique brand of electromagnetic energy \"Snow<\/a>coming further North of their position so they advanced in that direction through a pine forest.\u00a0 As they neared a clearing three exquisitely beautiful women wearing white see-through gowns laden in glittering snowflakes appeared as apparitions at first.\u00a0 All the agents were mesmerized by them as they materialized into physical form.\u00a0 One of them said, “We are the Snow Nymphs Of Winter.\u00a0 We mean you no harm.\u00a0 Why have you disturbed the peace and harmony of this sacred place?”\u00a0 The three Nymphs walked forward, and among the agents who were clearly smitten into a trance by the gorgeous Goddesses.\u00a0 Commander Ellison stuttered a bit as he said, “I,I well we’re here on orders of the US Government to capture the paranormal terror suspect known as Santa Claus aka Saint Nicholas.\u00a0 Do you know his whereabouts ladies?” \u00a0One of the nymphs chuckled sweetly, and replied, “Father Christmas is in the house at the top of that hill.\u00a0 He always loves surprise guests.”\u00a0 They all headed toward the hill leaving the Nymphs behind in peace.<\/p>\n

As the soldiers walked away a somewhat shady-looking character, wearing a snowflake crystal amulet around his neck, strolled out of the woods, and put each arm around a Nymph as the other one stood behind him.\u00a0 He then said, “Looks like Old Saint Nick has himself a bit of trouble.\u00a0 I can’t wait to see the show!”\u00a0 One of the Nymphs replied, “Oh Jack you’re such a naughty boy”, and they all started laughing. The Winter God Jack Frost<\/a>, and his female companions headed North well behind the troops. Although, not before Jack performed an uncharacteristically benevolent act by snapping his fingers. This caused Frosty The Snowman to resurrect back to life! As the winter deities strolled away an excited Frosty said, “Why thank you Jack!”<\/p>\n

Santa’s home, Claus Manor, appeared in a clearing at the top of a hill overlooking the entire sainted city. The Victorian-style manor was strewn with colorful twinkling lights, wreaths, red silky bows, and lit candles in the windows. One of the agents asked team leader Ellison, “Were those women ghosts?”\u00a0 Ellison replied, “Possibly but I think they could have very well been a holographic mind control projection device to distract us.\u00a0 They wanted us to come to this house so it could be a trap.\u00a0 Let’s split up into groups of three, and storm the place using Attack Pattern Trident.”\u00a0 One group was in front of the house, while another went around back, and the third group shot harpoon ropes to the roof. They began climbing upward when all the sudden flying reindeer whizzed past them erratically causing them to fall to the ground.\u00a0 An agent bellowed, “What the hell are they?”\u00a0 Another replied, “Some manner of genetically engineering weaponized deer! Open fire!”\u00a0 Again, machine gun fire echoed everywhere.\u00a0 Thankfully not one bullet was able to touch the super speedy reindeer. \u00a0Even if one had been hit it’s extremely unlikely it could have caused anything but a minor irritation for the fantastical flying wonders!<\/p>\n

Commander Ellison and some of his men were knocked to the ground by a reindeer with a glowing crimson nose who looked down on them smiling while saying, “Hi I’m Rudolph!\u00a0 Let’s be friends guys!”\u00a0 One of the men yelled, “Oh my God the animal just talked! They implanted a human brain into an animal!” Another one irrationally declared, “Holy cow it’s a human-deer hybrid!” Ellison barked the order, “Don’t fall for this ruse men! Fall back to the tree line!”\u00a0 Suddenly a stern manly voice commanded, “Enough! What is the meaning of this?”\u00a0 It was Santa Claus walking out of the front porch of his stately manor in his trademark red suit.<\/p>\n

The Commander then spoke into his radio, “It’s the Asset Claus. \u00a0I repeat the Asset Claus has been directly observed! I have visual confirmation of the target!\u00a0 Shoot for the legs! Contain, and capture order only!”\u00a0 They shot their machine guns at Santa’s legs but they bounced off his dense supernatural Demi-Angel body while he laughed with glee, and said, “Oh my that tickles boys!” \u00a0In fact, his velvet crimson suit only had a few small tears in it. Commander Ellison then ordered, “Break out the silver net, and contain the Asset!” \u00a0Four men ran at Santa Claus with a gleaming net made of pure silver. \u00a0Upon covering Old Saint Nick it shot into a million silver sparkles blinding the men for a few seconds until they retreated back to their group. Once again, their belief that silver was some mystical material that weakens all supernatural beings was proved false! Ellison finally bellowed with urgency, “We have no choice men! Fire the Claus Neutralization Device, And Run For Cover!”\ud83c\udf85<\/p>\n

To Be Continued…\ud83c\udf84<\/p>\n

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