{"id":365,"date":"2013-10-28T12:28:49","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T12:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/christmas-blog\/?p=365"},"modified":"2024-01-13T14:59:16","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T20:59:16","slug":"the-farting-santa-talking-novelty-doll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/christmas-blog\/the-farting-santa-talking-novelty-doll\/","title":{"rendered":"The Farting Santa Talking Novelty Doll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iyQCsWITvsA?si=1zKkgxdYm1dWr2LU\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0006IDLRA\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0006IDLRA&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Farting Santa<\/a> is a hilarious gift for anyone with a sense of humor.\u00a0 This small talking doll passes fake gasses while uttering funny phrases. <a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/christmas-blog\/santa-claus\/\">Santa Claus<\/a> himself has said he&#8217;s not offended by this incarnation of himself, and he thinks it&#8217;s a laugh riot. Although he has made it clear he doesn&#8217;t produce any form of gag-worthy gasses since he doesn&#8217;t even digest food. As a <a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/demi-angels\/\">Demi-Angel<\/a>, half angel- half human, any food he eats is 100% supernaturally absorbed into his system. He made it clear he <a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/christmas-blog\/even-santa-poops-not\/\">doesn&#8217;t even produce waste of any sort<\/a>. The bathrooms with toilets in Claus Manor at North Pole City are merely for guests. If you ask us he went a bit long on his explanation as to why he would never fart which makes us think perhaps he does, and is just trying to cover it up. 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