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<\/a><\/p>\nAs I slept soundly after a fine Thanksgiving meal, Rebecca<\/a> awakened at 3:00 AM to go pick up the girls and head down to The Woodland Springs Shopping Mall.\u00a0 They were to open at 4:00 AM for supposedly sweet sales on all manner of items.\u00a0 I myself<\/a> find the waiting in lines at ridiculously early hours and then fighting with a mob to buy things not really needed to be quite insane.\u00a0 However, I guess the ladies love getting a good deal.\u00a0 Rebecca drove out into the darkness from Remington Manor<\/a> in her 1999 Metallic Pink Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet<\/a> and headed down to Mystic Investigations headquarters<\/a>. There the other women from our office had just arrived, and then they all loaded into the Mystic Van<\/a> in order to race to the mall.\u00a0 Rebecca<\/a>, Julia<\/a>, Ashley<\/a>, Elizabeth<\/a>, and Barb<\/a> knew trouble was brewing as they pulled up to the mall at 3:45 AM to find the lot full of cars that extended onto the normally desolate street now teaming with life.\u00a0 The line of people stacked in front of the mall entrance was huge and extended around the side of the huge building.<\/p>\n Rebecca was driving the black company van and found it unacceptable that she’d have to park halfway down the block.\u00a0 She drove through the sea of cars in the well-lit parking lot, and as usual, the handicapped spaces were empty.\u00a0 She looked at the other four women, and said, “Any objections?”\u00a0 They all shook their heads “no” in agreement.\u00a0 Rebecca then motioned to Julia, and they both got out of the van.\u00a0 Julia concentrated deeply as she held her hands outward toward the car parked next to the handicapped space.\u00a0 The car began to move slowly under the power of her telekinesis.\u00a0 However, she stopped and indicated it was too much for her to do alone.\u00a0 Rebecca then looked around cautiously and yelled, “Reverse Mystic Sphere!”\u00a0 Instead of a pink orb of energy appearing around her, it appeared in front of her connected to her hands.\u00a0 She pushed the large sphere against the front driver’s side of the car while Julia pushed against the back driver’s side.\u00a0 Together, they moved the car into the handicapped space.\u00a0 They smiled at each other, clearly happy with themselves, as Rebecca got back in the van and parked it in the space they had vacated the other car from.<\/p>\n The five women then headed to the front entrance of the mall as 4:00 AM approached.\u00a0 Barb then said, “Damn, this line is absolutely ridiculous!\u00a0 By the time we get in there, all the good stuff will be gone!”\u00a0 All the ladies agreed as they shook their heads in disbelief at the people in tents, and sleeping bags who had been camped out since Thanksgiving Day.\u00a0 They all huddled together in the cold under a lamp post to discuss a strategy.\u00a0 Rebecca considered a spell that would freeze the entire crowd.\u00a0 However, it would be caught on the various surveillance cameras, and would look suspicious they were the only ones not frozen.\u00a0 Certainly, a great way to inform the government of their supernatural talents.\u00a0 Julia thought about hypnotizing the crowd but there were too many people to accomplish this.\u00a0 Then they came upon a clandestine plan to gain first entry into the shopping mall of Black Friday delights.<\/p>\n The women went to the back of the line and waited.\u00a0 Near them was another entrance that wasn’t going to be opened for this special early opening.\u00a0 In fact, the sign on the door said to use the main entrance.\u00a0 Inside the store officials and security guards could be seen standing by the main entrance waiting for 4:00 AM.\u00a0 Ashley got their attention by getting on her knees and pounding on the door.\u00a0 As they look over at her she collapsed on to the sidewalk.\u00a0 They all ran to the door and opening it.\u00a0 At that moment Rebecca recited an incantation in Latin, “Ambisagrus dicam tibi. Fac nos pro invisibilibus tempestas ventis.”\u00a0\u00a0The guards and store employees knelt around Ashley’s seemingly lifeless corpse, thanks to her zombie half playing dead while a sudden brisk breeze came out of nowhere, and blew into the mall.\u00a0 Somewhere near a water fountain, the ladies materialized seemingly out of thin air.\u00a0 Ashley woke up just then and asked for some water.\u00a0 They helped her into the store at about 4:01 AM as the crowds outside started pounding on the glass door wondering why they weren’t being let in.\u00a0 By 4:04 Ashley felt fine and ran off to meet up with the other women who were already running out of a shoe store.\u00a0 Elizabeth yelled, “Hey Ashley we got you the pair of Manolo Blahnik’s you wanted!”\u00a0 Barb then screamed, “We have precious little time to get to the other stores before the mob gets hold of everything!”<\/p>\n By 4:07 they were in the electronics store scurrying about getting the\u00a0latest gadgets\u00a0just as the crowds were finally being let into the building.\u00a0 The women could hear the screaming as the out of control shoppers pushed each other, and ran to their respective doors for the big deals.\u00a0 The women ran out of the store into the corridor just as the first wave of crazy consumers came barreling past.\u00a0 One fat guy with egg stains on his filthy t-shirt plowed right into Rebecca and caused her to fall to the ground.\u00a0 She then bellowed, “Hey you son of a bitch!”\u00a0 Julia then swung her hand to the side, and the man fell to the ground hard as if he tripped over something.\u00a0 Rebecca and the others started laughing.\u00a0 Rebecca then said, “Yeah take that you big smelly whale!”\u00a0 They attempted to get to the jewelry shop but the crowds were severely stunting their progress.\u00a0Rebecca then quietly implored, “Fulgora effluere per vestram industriam electrokinetic me. Ita ut vox multitudinis in sinum tuum mihi pateret iter.”\u00a0 Small lightning bolts shot forth from her low lying hands which she used to shock people’s feet.\u00a0 This snapped them out of their frenzy for material items while Julia slid people to the side with her telekinesis.<\/p>\n Soon enough the ladies were in the jewelry store mesmerized by the glittering jewels of diamond, ruby, emerald, and sapphire.\u00a0 At the same time, they were captivated by the gold and silver.\u00a0 Elizabeth spotted the diamond necklace of her dreams now finally at a price she could afford.\u00a0 Just as she was about to grab it, a short chubby grubby stubby woman wearing thick glasses, and a purple-pink polka dotted moo moo rips it violently from the display, and screams, “Oh no you don’t!\u00a0 It’s mine! All mine I tell you!”\u00a0 Julia then walks over, and says softly, “No it’s hers actually.\u00a0 You want to give it to her out of the kindness of your heart.”\u00a0 The woman stares emotionless into Julia’s eyes as she holds her wrist.\u00a0 The women then handed the necklace over to Elizabeth who happily thanks her.\u00a0 By the time the woman snapped out her hypnotic trance, Elizabeth, and the girl gang of supernatural shopping had already left the store.<\/p>\n Rebecca was leading the gabby gals to the Magic Shop which wasn’t a shop of gags, and trick but rather a legitimate enchanted establishment selling real paranormal paraphernalia.\u00a0\u00a0Upon entering the store Rebecca\u00a0had her deep dark blue eyes trained on a particular pure Amethyst crystal amulet on a pure gold chain with a pure silver clasp connecting the two.\u00a0 As Rebecca neared it the beauty of the violet mystic crystal sparkling in the light was evident.\u00a0 It was on sale for Black Friday, and it’s one of a kind magical potential was priceless.\u00a0 Unfortunately, an eager\u00a0enchanting\u00a0woman with long wavy raven hair, and dark green eyes got to it first.\u00a0 Rebecca then exclaimed, “Hey what the hell!\u00a0 I was just about to take that!”\u00a0 The woman then snapped back, “First come first serve bitch!”\u00a0 Julia got between them and attempted her patented hypnosis but the emerald-eyed women just cackled and said “Nice try but your\u00a0hypnotic powers are a\u00a0joke.”\u00a0 Rebecca then angrily interjected, “Listen bitch you have no idea what you’re buying or who you’re dealing with!”\u00a0 She then replied, “Oh, and you do?\u00a0 You practice magic?”\u00a0 Rebecca replied, “Yes I’m a witch and powerful one at that!”\u00a0 The lady then exclaimed, “You sound like a rank amateur with a big ego.\u00a0 I’m Arianna, a member of the Routt County Coven of witches!\u00a0 If you know what’s good for you then you’ll back off, and scurry away!”\u00a0 Rebecca then asked angrily, “What the hell are you doing in Comanche County?\u00a0 I’m the leader of the Comanche County Coven, and you’re not wanted here!\u00a0 Drop the amulet, and hit the road harlot!”<\/p>\n The two women got up in each other’s faces as Arianna replied, “I’ll go where I damn well, please!\u00a0 Your crappy coven is a joke!\u00a0 Our sisters of magic are led by the illustrious, and powerful Lexanna?\u00a0 Hey wait a minute you’re Rebecca Abernathy!\u00a0 Lexanna kicked your ass on Valentines Day<\/a>!”\u00a0 She then started laughing almost maniacally which set Rebecca over the edge, and she slapped her in the face.\u00a0 Arianna then lunged at Rebecca, and they were on the ground wrestling around knocking display cases over.\u00a0 The shop owner and the other women tried to break it up but Rebecca screamed “Mystic Sphere!”.\u00a0 A huge pink ball of energy enveloped Rebecca and sent everyone flying back.\u00a0 The power of the mini lightning bolts was still fresh within her so all she had to do was point her hands at Arianna, and the energy flowed forth knocking her against a wall causing her to drop the amulet.\u00a0 Rebecca picked it up with a smug look of satisfaction on her face.\u00a0 The shop owner yelled, “Hey come on I give you people a lot of latitude but you’re messing my\u00a0livelihood\u00a0up.\u00a0 It would serve you right if I had hidden cams in here, and exposed you to the public!”<\/p>\n Barb calmed him down, and said they would pay for any damage as Rebecca ignored him, and stood over Arianna while exclaiming, “Tell Lexanna that I’ll take her on any time, and I hope the bitc….”\u00a0 Just then Arianna puts her hands together, and a blinding burst of light hits Rebecca’s Mystic Sphere causing it to pop like a blown bubble of pink gum minus the mess.\u00a0 Everyone in the store was blinded as Arianna shoots off another volley of photonic power that sends Rebecca flying into a display case of potion bottles causing them to shatter.<\/p>\n Julia attempts to intervene with her telekinetic powers but she too becomes a victim of the wicked witch’s wrath.\u00a0 Arianna then stands over Rebecca with a sinister smile on her face as she picks up the amulet, and proclaims, “Say hello to my Goddess-given active power of photokinesis bitch!\u00a0 You’re in the little league’s little lady.\u00a0 It’s best not to play with the pros.\u00a0 You might get hurt girl.”\u00a0 Barb, Elizabeth, and the shop owner had closed\u00a0a garage like door so nobody in the mall corridor could witness this blatant public display of magic since there could be serious repercussions if the general public knew such mystical mastery existed!<\/p>\n Arianna grabbed Rebecca’s auburn hair and was sneering at her when Ashley suddenly kicked Arianna in the head causing her to fall down.\u00a0 Ashley hopped on top of her and held her hands apart to prevent any more photokinetic attacks.\u00a0 However photonic energy still came from her hands causing Ashley to glow.\u00a0 The witch then asked in a bewildered tone, “How the hell are you still conscious?”\u00a0 Ashley then replied proudly, “I’m half zombie of course”\u00a0 Rebecca quickly snatched the Amethyst amulet away, and placed it around her neck.\u00a0 She then hollered, “Get off her Ashley!\u00a0 I can take it from here!”\u00a0 Ashley sprung up, and Arianna clasped her hands hastily together. A luminous burst hit Rebecca but it was absorbed by the amulet.\u00a0 Rebecca then exclaimed with glee, “Yes you pathetic fool I wear the amulet now, and your powers will only be absorbed.”\u00a0 Arianna got up, and ran out the back exit while screeching, “You haven’t heard the last of this Becky girl!\u00a0 Lexanna and my coven will come down on you like a swarm of rabid bats!”\u00a0 Everyone started laughing except for the shop owner who was mad about the damaged displays, and merchandise.\u00a0 Rebecca told him to contact Mystic Investigations to be reimbursed.\u00a0 Certainly, damages due to battling a wicked witch was a deductible business expense.<\/p>\n The women waded back into the\u00a0stormy sea of humanity within the mall corridors.\u00a0 After a minute they felt like they were in a mosh pit, and decided it was time to leave the hell of Black Friday behind them.\u00a0 Unfortunately getting to an exit was next to impossible in the single-minded mob of mad mass marketing victims.\u00a0 Finally, Rebecca screamed, “Screw this crap!”\u00a0 They all went into the ladies room and instructed the few women in there to leave.\u00a0 Then Rebecca yelled, “Mystic Sphere!\u00a0 Hop in ladies!\u00a0 It’s time to fly away from this insane asylum with our bountiful booty in tow”\u00a0 All the women got into clear pink energy sphere while holding their bags of bought goods.\u00a0 The sphere of freedom\u00a0then rose up and crashed through the second-floor ceiling. Then exploded through the mall’s rooftop, and flew away into the dark skies of the pre-dawn hour.\u00a0 They decided to come back for the van when the chaos was over.\u00a0 So ends a terrifying tale of Black Friday peril that will live with us all in the paranormal annals of history! Oh yeah, we paid for the extensive damage anonymously of course! [Twitter<\/a>]<\/p>\n
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