{"id":149,"date":"2010-11-19T06:22:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T13:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/?p=149"},"modified":"2025-01-27T16:16:17","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T23:16:17","slug":"tsa-terror-in-las-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/tsa-terror-in-las-vegas\/","title":{"rendered":"TSA Terror In Las Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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After PARA-CON<\/a> was concluded everyone, but me<\/a> and Rebecca<\/a>, drove back to Woodland Springs, Colorado<\/a> in the Mystic RV.<\/a> \u00a0Rebecca, and I stayed in Las Vegas for a week of rest and relaxation. We headed to the airport to take a flight to Denver and from there a helicopter would fly us to Woodland Springs.\u00a0 While waiting in line at the airport in Las Vegas we were nervous about the new aggressive TSA airport security and the horror stories of groping and fondling we heard about.\u00a0 Both of us planned to opt out of the Full Body Scanner<\/a> due to the radiation which we know is far greater than the TSA is admitting.\u00a0 So we were prepared for the Nazi Police State style pat down.<\/p>\n

We both opted out and an old pot bellied guy suddenly screamed,”OPT OUT!” causing everyone in the vicinity to stare at us.\u00a0 Rebecca went first and a creepy looking obese middle aged man wearing latex gloves was talking to her about what was needed to pass his security check point.\u00a0\u00a0 She requested a female TSA agent\u00a0but he said none were available and he began his pat down.\u00a0 Since he was so pathetic looking I didn’t object and we both just wanted to get the hell out of the prison like atmosphere which is why she allowed it.\u00a0 Unfortunately he began groping her breasts with a perverted smile on his face and then began reaching under her\u00a0shirt as he said,”These teats don’t feel right.”\u00a0 Rebecca slapped him in the face and said,”Enough you pervert!”\u00a0\u00a0 He then screamed,”AGENT ASSAULTED!”\u00a0as\u00a0I\u00a0walked over and said,’What the hell do you think you’re doing?”\u00a0 Another TSA agent walked in between us holding me back\u00a0as he\u00a0angrily yelled,”Stay here sir!”\u00a0 Two other agents had restrained Rebecca along with the pervert\u00a0who told her to spread her arms and legs against the wall as she was under arrest for assaulting a TSA agent.<\/p>\n

The\u00a0obese offender\u00a0then laughed and said,”You will now submit to a full nude strip search!”\u00a0\u00a0 It was behind a wall just out of view of everybody but I could still see from my vantage point.\u00a0 Another agent said, “Shouldn’t we take her in private and wait for a female?”\u00a0 The perv then said,”Hell no we’re doing this here!\u00a0 She’s a violent terror threat that needs to be dealt with!”\u00a0 Rebecca then yelled,”I want a female police officer now!\u00a0 You have no right to do this!”\u00a0 The\u00a0mad man\u00a0then screamed,”I HAVE POWER!\u00a0 I HAVE POWER!\u00a0 You will submit to my authority bitch!”\u00a0 They began forcing her clothes off her as she screamed for them to let her go.\u00a0 I was fully aware she could not use her witchcraft powers in public with cameras present otherwise she would have quickly took down those goons.\u00a0 I knew the horror stories of people sexually assaulted, and beaten down by the TSA and how it always gets covered up with claims of self-defense or even accidents.\u00a0 I had enough and said,”You sons of bitches messed with the wrong guy!”\u00a0 I pushed the TSA agent in front of me to the ground and began\u00a0rushing toward Rebecca when another one shot me with a taser.<\/p>\n

The jolt caused me to hit the ground in pain and I immediately pretended to be passed out.\u00a0 It took all my will power not to move or cry out in pain which is thanks to my Ninjitsu training.\u00a0 The two agents bent over me and then my eyes popped open as I pulled the taser spikes out of me and kicked them both in the faces from the ground on which they fell.\u00a0 I sprung up and then clocked them in the face again\u00a0for good measure.\u00a0 I grabbed the other agents taser and walked toward Rebecca who was now only wearing her bra and panties.\u00a0 The pervert was tugging at the bra while one of the other guys was tugging at the panties.\u00a0 Both were laughing maniacally as the\u00a0pot bellied pig man\u00a0said,”Yeah baby lets see what you’re hiding under there.\u00a0 It could be an underwear bomb!”\u00a0 The third man\u00a0seemed\u00a0kind of shocked and just stood there until\u00a0he saw me and pulled out his baton.\u00a0 I tased him and then hit the pantie\u00a0tugger in the leg and punched him in the face knocking him out cold.\u00a0 The pervert who started this all\u00a0then backed off with a look of fear as he screamed,”SECURITY HELP ME! AGENT IN DANGER!”\u00a0 I could see other TSA agents approaching in the distance with police.\u00a0 Rebecca then beat the hell out of the pervert as I grabbed her clothes.\u00a0 She even picked him up, and threw him into a large garbage can causing him to be bathed in refuse.\u00a0 Clearly she was using magically induced strength.\u00a0 We then ran to the nearest exit.<\/p>\n

We ran behind some bushes outside the airport\u00a0where Rebecca quickly got dressed.\u00a0 I could hear the police approaching with the sound of barking dogs.\u00a0 Just then Rebecca said,”Goddess Nuit I call unto thee.\u00a0 Let thy heavens rescue us from this unfortunate demise from the agents of evil we despise.\u00a0 Carry us up into your protective skies.\u00a0 Let us now be on the rise!”\u00a0 She then grabbed my hand and we shot up in the air so fast that we were among the clouds thousands of feet above within seconds.\u00a0 We were both screaming,”Ohhhhhhhhhh craaaaaap!”\u00a0 I thought we were going to launch into outer space but we soon leveled out and were flying through the clouds like Superman.\u00a0 After the fear subsided we both looked at each other and laughed as moisture collected on us from the white fluffy clouds we flowed gracefully through.\u00a0 We eventually started lowering as she said,”The spell is wearing off!”\u00a0 We didn’t seem to be slowing down as the ground grew ever closer and again we yelled,”Ohhhhhhhhh craaaaaaaaap!” again.\u00a0 Rebecca then screamed,”Mystic Sphere!” just as we were about to hit the ground.\u00a0 The pink\u00a0bubble of mystical energy cradled us just inches above the ground catching us and dampening the force of the fall.\u00a0 The bubble then burst and we touched the ground.<\/p>\n

Rebecca was a bit faint from using all that power\u00a0as we sat on a rock to rest near a pond.\u00a0 We were in some\u00a0woods and had no idea how far we traveled.\u00a0 I guessed we were somewhere in Utah.\u00a0 We made it to the nearest road and hitched a ride on a semi-truck.\u00a0 Eventually we ended up at a cheap motel and before we placed a call home to Mystic Investigations, my brother Michael Remington comes out of the bathroom.\u00a0 I then go,”Where the hell did you come from?”\u00a0 He then laughed and said,”I saw the future and there was a nationwide manhunt for you guys. Lets just say this all eventually led to the premature beginning of the apocalypse.\u00a0 I think this might be one of those rare occasions where I can effect change within my own timeline without being pushed into a parallel Universe.\u00a0 At least I hope so.\u00a0 Anyway my space-time targeting isn’t perfect, and I ended up in your bathtub.”\u00a0 I then said,”Thank God!\u00a0 What are you going to do Michael?”\u00a0 Michael replied,”I’m going to go back and remove the pervert who started this all.”\u00a0 Rebecca then chimed in and said,”Yeah take us with you!\u00a0 I want to kick his disgusting ass again!”\u00a0 Michael then replied,”Very well. Place your hands on my shoulder.\u00a0 I think I can get us to Las Vegas some days ago based on the Earths rotation.”\u00a0 We then all disappeared in a shimmering blaze of green light.<\/p>\n

As the hotel room disappeared in the shower of green light it’s dissipation gave way to a bright colorful urban landscape forming around us.\u00a0 It was nighttime Las Vegas full of lights and we were standing in the middle of a street.\u00a0 A big Semi,\u00a0with lights blasting,\u00a0sped toward us as we all screamed,”Ohhhhhhh craaaaaap!”\u00a0 We all leaped out of the way and hit the sidewalk in the nick of time.\u00a0Rebecca remembered the name on the perverts\u00a0name tag\u00a0said Herbert Robbins so we looked him up in the phone book and made our way to his apartment.\u00a0 We knocked on his door and the perv Herb\u00a0answered.\u00a0 Rebecca then angrily exclaimed,”Hi you sick *BLEEP*!” and kicked him in the balls.\u00a0 He fell to the floor in agony writhing in pain.\u00a0 After some seconds he then said,”You\u00a0fools are in deep crap!\u00a0 I’m with the TSA dammit!\u00a0 I have power!\u00a0 I’m a government agent!”\u00a0 I then interrupted,”Oh shut up already!\u00a0\u00a0We know you’re a\u00a0sick pig given unconstitutional power\u00a0and we’re not impressed pal!”\u00a0 Michael got on his computer while Rebecca searched his apartment.\u00a0 I looked around near him while keeping an eye on him.\u00a0 We were looking for something to incriminate him in some type of crime but the place was clean other than his collection of despicable, yet\u00a0legal, porn and the rubber blow up doll in his closet.<\/p>\n

We finally decided he had to disappear.\u00a0 Naturally we thought of the hidden mystical tribe of Amazonian women in the Amazon rain forest where we sent our neighbors abusive ex-husband<\/a> to live for the rest of his life.\u00a0 Michael chartered a plane to South America using the gold he always carries with him.\u00a0 Within a day we were in the Amazon rain forest as Rebecca handed\u00a0big time airport agent Robbins\u00a0over to the tribe of warrior women.\u00a0 They were all exotically beautiful women over 6 feet tall who remained hidden from the world due to a powerful perpetual cloaking spell similar to the one used by Santa Claus to hide North Pole City.\u00a0\u00a0Herbert got very angry as the women dragged him away,”I’m\u00a0a TSA agent\u00a0dammit!\u00a0 The US government will come down on you bitches like a ton of bricks!\u00a0 I have power!\u00a0 I have power!”\u00a0 They all just laughed as some other men worked on a small chain gang nearby cutting wood.\u00a0 One of them was our neighbors ex-husband, Millionaire David Patrick<\/a>, who the media reported as mysteriously missing since September.\u00a0 Now Herb Robbins would be joining the ranks of the male damned on Earth as they live out their own personal hell for their abuse against women.<\/p>\n

Rebecca was invited to spend the night with the Amazons and returned to us at a jungle encampment some miles away by afternoon the next day.\u00a0 Michael confirmed that we were all still within our Universe of origin despite changing events,\u00a0so we decided to wait for our time of present which would merge us with ourselves no matter where in the world we were as doubles of us could not exist without paradox.\u00a0 We spent the days exploring the Amazon and enjoying the beautiful splendor of Mother Nature.\u00a0 As the present approached Michael time traveled to his time of origin.\u00a0 We felt light headed and disoriented as the lush humid landscape spun around us and slowly disappeared.<\/p>\n

Our vision was blurred as we looked out the window of the airplane taking off.\u00a0 Me and Rebecca looked at each other and realized we had dual memories for the past week.\u00a0 The one with the TSA terror, time travel, and Amazonians and the one where we relaxed in Las Vegas and got through airport security in one piece with at least a little dignity.\u00a0 Our pat downs were minimal, and the TSA was somewhat respectable.\u00a0 It seems one bad apple can\u00a0easily destroy\u00a0an entire barrel of humanity.\u00a0\u00a0Now we’re headed home to Woodland Springs to put this whole ordeal behind us.\u00a0 Hopefully humanity will rise up and revolt against the various tyrannical perverts who infest our government, and give it a bad name.\u00a0 We pray our Constitution wins in the end and liberty is restored to the American Republic form sea to shining sea!\u00a0 Buying a plane ticket shouldn’t mean buying a ticket to hell!<\/p>\n