{"id":1161,"date":"2014-07-22T10:50:21","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T16:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2025-05-08T17:30:39","modified_gmt":"2025-05-08T23:30:39","slug":"immortal-keanu-reeves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/immortal-keanu-reeves\/","title":{"rendered":"The Immortal Keanu Reeves Battles A Vampire"},"content":{"rendered":"

November 19, 2013 – Tokyo, Japan<\/strong>
\n\"Keanu<\/a><\/p>\n

As I entered the dark shadows of the Japanese hotel room I caught the familiar scent of a distinctive human blood.\u00a0 The blood of Keanu Reeves<\/a>, alias\u00a0Paul Mounet, to be exact.\u00a0 Before I could trace its source in the dimly lit room I felt an almost supernatural blow to my head accompanied by a hellish battle cry that ended in a rattling roar of,”Die Vampire!”\u00a0 It was Keanu roundhouse kicking my vampire skull with a vengeance.\u00a0 Any normal man would have been knocked out cold but I was merely dazed as I fell on to the king size bed.\u00a0 I quickly rolled out of the way as he was about to fly down on me with an elbow to my throat.\u00a0 Keanu’s attack upon me was lightning fast, and relentless. It took all my vampire strength, speed, and agility just to defend myself against what I thought was a simple human.<\/p>\n

Keanu Reeves mastery of Kung Fu was beyond anything I witnessed in my over 700 \"Immortal<\/a>years of life on Earth!\u00a0 I myself had trained in a number of martial arts forms around the world.\u00a0 Unfortunately those skills, and my vampire super abilities were just barely enough to keep him from annihilating me.\u00a0 Unable to get a word in edgewise to explain myself I began to go on the offensive as best I could.\u00a0 I allowed my eyes to glow crimson, and fangs to extend.\u00a0 He wasn’t impressed as his onslaught of precision power focused punches, and kicks continued to rattle my supernatural frame which now felt like I was human again.\u00a0 Keanu finally foot swept me to the ground, and pulled out a silver stake ready to pierce my living dead heart sending me straight to hell!<\/p>\n

July 18, 1889 – Paris, France<\/strong>
\n(All Spoken Words Were Originally In French)
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\nIt was a breathtaking mid summers night as I walked along the Seine River<\/a> gazing upon the gloriously lit Eiffel Tower.\u00a0 It had only been erected months earlier at the grand opening ceremony.\u00a0 I was taking my time enjoying the sights, sounds, smells, and general atmosphere of Paris before attending a performance of Hamlet at the Od\u00e9on Th\u00e9\u00e2tre.\u00a0 I was interested in seeing the talented actor Paul Mounet<\/a> perform. I had heard good things about him in the elite social circles I frequented.\u00a0 A friend of mine who knew Paul acquired front row seats for me, and sent word I would like to meet him after the play.<\/p>\n

Before I entered the theater I heard screams coming from the back of the building.\u00a0 There I found two shabbily dressed men accosting a woman whose finely tailored silk dress made it apparent she was of high social standing.\u00a0 However on closer approach the top of her dress had been ripped off by the filthy fiends revealing her corset.\u00a0 Before I could intervene a distinguished gentlemen quickly entered the fray taking down both men with martial arts moves I’d only seen in the Far East at that point in time.\u00a0 Generally a westerner wielding such skill was usually supernaturally immortal in nature.\u00a0 I consoled the distraught woman while commending the amazing heroism of the man who quickly excused himself to re-enter the theater he had previously stormed out of.\u00a0 I helped the shocked woman into her horse drawn carriage while examining her driver who had been knocked out cold from a blow to the head.\u00a0 I looked around cautiously as I bit into my wrist, and drained some of my healing vampire blood into his mouth.\u00a0 Within a minute he awoke feeling dizzy but able to drive the refined lady home.<\/p>\n\nhttps:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Keanu-Reeves-Vampire.wav<\/a><\/audio>\n

Once in my seat I was very surprised to see that the dashing martial arts hero was none \"Paulother than the star of the play Paul Mounet.\u00a0 I surely never heard anything about his extensive martial arts abilities that appeared to be an advanced form of Kung Fu.\u00a0 The play was most enjoyable, and I relayed my pleasure with Paul’s performance as I introduced myself back stage.\u00a0 Upon shaking my hand the cordial smile on his face faded a bit while I said,”Hello I’m Drake Alexander<\/a>“.\u00a0 He then released his grip, and took a few steps back while forcibly saying,”You are vampire!”\u00a0 I replied,”Yes sir how could you know that?”\u00a0 Paul replied,”I have my ways sir.\u00a0 What are your intentions?”\u00a0 I then assured him that I was not totally beholden to my demonic bloodline, and I fight to protect humans from the dark supernatural scourge.\u00a0 He was silent as he stared intensely into my eyes for a bit before declaring,”I believe you.\u00a0 Certainly your reputation with our mutual\u00a0friend is sound.”<\/p>\n

November 19, 2013 – Tokyo, Japan<\/strong><\/p>\n

Over 100 years later in 1992 I saw my first Keanu Reeves movie, Bram Stoker’s Dracula.<\/a><\/em>\u00a0\u00a0 I was shocked to see his striking resemblance to Paul Mounet.\u00a0 However after living for as long as I have you see the random repeating of facial features.\u00a0 I would watch Keanu’s movies<\/a> over the years, and got a greater sense each time that he was Paul.\u00a0 There was a familiarity to his voice but I only knew Paul’s French accent.\u00a0 This hunch of mine was only a passing interest since Paul, and I were only occasional acquaintances back in the day. \u00a0He was one to never trust vampires or other creatures of the night! \u00a0Although the last time I saw him before his faked death we engaged in battle together against a zombie uprising that disturbed a rather swanky party at a grand chateau near a cemetery.\u00a0 Despite Paul’s appearance of advanced age he fought as well as he had that night I first met him. \u00a0Perhaps that should’ve tipped me off he was an Immortal.<\/p>\n

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Subtle mystical glamouring changes his appearance slightly to simulate minimal aging to preserve the range of Keanu’s acting roles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I was in Hawaii<\/a>, and decided to fly to Tokyo, Japan on a whim for\u00a0the “47 Ronin<\/a>” premier on November 19, 2013.\u00a0 There on the red carpet I was able to get close enough to pick up the aroma of Reeves with the supernatural scent skills of my vampire nose.\u00a0 This confirmed that Keanu was Paul Mounet since a vampire always remembers every aroma that dances upon his olfactories.\u00a0 Before parting ways that night of our first meeting I remember the scent of an odd herbal solution coupled with some manner of magic coursing through his blood.\u00a0 I would later find out over 100 years later from Mystic Investigations resident witch, Rebecca Abernathy<\/a>, that is was a glamouring spell.\u00a0 I had thought it explained how he sensed I was a vampire but it was actually the magical placement of a false facade. I now know he was simulating the aging process. Indeed Keanu Reeves is an Immortal<\/a>! \u00a0This also explains the extensive knowledge of history he had in our conversations at various social functions.\u00a0 It wasn’t a first class education but rather first hand experience over the centuries.<\/p>\n

\"Neo<\/a>Later after the movie premier I managed to sneak into Keanu Reeves hotel room by hypnotizing his security guards via my vampire mesmerization powers.\u00a0 Little did I know that was the easy part.\u00a0 He was more than a match for my vampire abilities during his vicious Kung Fu attack upon me.\u00a0 Now lying on the floor with a silver stake about to take my life I finally yelled,”Paul I’m the vampire Drake Alexander!\u00a0 I know it’s you! I mean you no harm!\u00a0 I’m sorry my curiosity got the better of me!”\u00a0 He paused for a bit as he studied me carefully.\u00a0 I added,”As a major A List celebrity this is the only way I could see you!”\u00a0 He then got up, put the stake away, and extended his hand toward me with a smile.\u00a0 I accepted, and Keanu helped me up. \u00a0He then said,”When it comes to vampires I don’t take any chances! I’m sorry to say when you live as long as I do the memories fade as with any normal human.\u00a0 Unfortunately my immortality doesn’t equal perfect total recall.\u00a0 I do remember you now Drake.”\u00a0 I replied,”I understand.\u00a0 Many of my kind are the quintessence of evil itself! \u00a0I know it’s none of my business but I am deeply curious why I’m not able to sense your immortally. Immortal usually have a very identifiable sanguine scent”<\/p>\n

Keanu poured himself a scotch on the rocks, and offered me the same.\u00a0 We then sat down, and he told me his remarkable story.\u00a0 Firstly, Keanu’s name actually is Keanu with no surname. Now that the world is so interconnected by the media his Hawaiian-Polynesian name, meaning cool mountain breeze<\/em><\/a>, doesn’t really stand out as unusual in the global culture.\u00a0 Although he’ll stop using it again for his next identity. Of course he’s hoping science achieves immortality<\/a> so he can come out of the immortal closet to the world, and not have to worry about being a human guinea pig.\u00a0 Despite so many people speaking of his immortality these days he doesn’t worry because mainstream society, and governments just think it’s an internet meme<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Keanu Reeves is a rare breed of simple immortal that is born among humans by genetic fluke \"\"<\/a>each generation or so.\u00a0 The type whose cells simply refuse to die.\u00a0 This is why his blood didn’t smell supernatural to me. The Telomere\u2019s<\/a> at the end of Keanu\u2019s Chromosomes<\/a> simply don\u2019t degrade with each cell division so his cells remain healthy, and don\u2019t produce imperfect aging copies. Keanu has existed for thousands of years. So long in fact that he doesn\u2019t know what year he was born, or how old he exactly is since his memory is like that of any normal human. As you get older the years, decades, and centuries meld together.\u00a0 Especially during the long period of time without a real calendar system along with shifting calender standards over the centuries. He estimates he’s somewhere between 2000 and 2500 years of age.<\/p>\n

Keanu doesn\u2019t have any special powers other than being immortal which include amazing self-healing abilities. He’s somewhat like the immortal animals<\/a> that exist in abundance on our planet. He said he had some close calls nearly dying from diseases, and injuries but he lucked out over the centuries thanks to his totally excellent DNA that affords him amazing healing abilities, and a first class immune system. Surviving the dreaded Black Plague<\/a> of the 14th century was the most difficult for him but as everyone else fell prey to the dreaded bacteria he lived on. He even managed to survive a run in with the paranormal progenitor of the Plague known as the Plague Doctor<\/a>! Keanu is also one hell of a martial arts expert including being a Kung Fu master. A martial arts repertoire so extensive that he could easily hold his own with a 5th generation vampire such as myself.\u00a0 He told me he’s fought a variety of supernatural beings over the centuries, and developed an almost sixth sense in detecting them.\u00a0 That’s how he knew I was a vampire that first night we met in 1889.\u00a0 He choose not to share his immortal status with me back then due to his general mistrust of supernatural creatures who yearn for immortal blood.\u00a0 However he learned to trust certain witches that he seduced.\u00a0 Witches who helped wean him off cheesy beards, hair dyes, and make-up to fake his aging.\u00a0 Before both magical glamour’s, and various measures to fake aging he simply had to move on every 10 years or so to a new life for fear of being branded a spawn of the Devil or some manner of witch himself.\u00a0 He had several close calls with superstitious mobs hopped up on religious dogma. Those witches also taught him how to put together a bag of herbs, and crystals that hide the smell of his Immortal blood which is why I never knew his true nature!<\/p>\n

Despite not being paranormal in nature his birth was caused by something special.\u00a0 His \"Polynesia\"<\/a>father, and mother are naturally not Samuel Nowlin Reeves, Jr and Patricia Taylor.\u00a0 He wanted a mainstream acting career, and payed the couple to be his parents.\u00a0 Keanu, and a team of experts who create identities for various immortal beings created an entire childhood life for Keanu complete with faked photos, and magically implanted memories into witnesses.\u00a0 His true father was an ancient Polynesian who took part in an unknown magical ceremony that unintentionally coincided with a dark magic ritual taking place at Stonehenge in Ancient England.\u00a0 A strikingly beautiful Celtic woman who was to be sacrificed was saved by being sucked into the bright light of the porthole.\u00a0 She assumed she was killed, and transported to Heaven, aka the Polynesian paradise.\u00a0 There Keanu was consummated within the Celtic woman thanks to his Polynesian dad.\u00a0 Nine months later an immortal Keanu was born into this world!<\/p>\n

For at least a hundred years Keanu was known as the wise ageless one revered by his people as a savior. However he was forced to leave under a new royal regime that saw him as a threat to the throne.\u00a0 The people were looking more, and more to Keanu for guidance while ignoring the King. The royal family did not want a King Keanu who was not of royal lineage.\u00a0 Especially one who would never die…at least by natural causes.\u00a0 The royal family branded his immortality as evil, and the populace turned on him.\u00a0 He was forced on to a boat, and cast to sea where he spent several hellish months alone in the open shark infested waters.\u00a0 He eventually ended up in Hawaii which he found deserted at the time.\u00a0 So technically Keanu is the first Hawaiian.\u00a0 He build a better bigger boat, and headed back to sea gradually making his way to the Far East where he began his martial arts training.<\/p>\n

After telling me the tales of his centuries of totally excellent adventures we agreed to meet again, and stay in contact with each other.\u00a0 He also said he’d call if he needed the assistance of Mystic Investigations<\/a> for any supernatural threats. Mystic Investigations is the paranormal firm out for supernatural justice where I hold the position of Executive Vice-President.\u00a0 He was deeply interested in our crusade against evil, and he seemed somewhat enamored by a photo of our resident witch Rebecca Abernathy<\/a>.\u00a0 I told him she was already taken by Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington<\/a> but he said,”That’s never stopped me before!”\u00a0 We both laughed…sorry Xavier I gave him Rebecca’s number.\u00a0 I’m sure she told you about his phone call.\u00a0 Before leaving I asked him to let me know the next time he performs Hamlet at a playhouse so I can relive our old times in Paris.<\/p>\n

December 11, 2052<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Keanu<\/a>Mystic Investigations Psychic Julia Hathaway<\/a> had a future vision as I was writing this story.\u00a0 She saw a supposedly 88 year old Keanu Reeves magically glamoured to look somewhat older.\u00a0 Although he only looked like he was in his early 60’s.\u00a0 Naturally he attributed it to good genes, a decent diet, and exercise. Since 2049 cellular repairing Nanobots have been available to the consumer after a consultation, and recommendation from a special nanotech physician specialist.\u00a0 Keanu decides it’s time to hold\u00a0a live news conference where he walks on stage looking a youthful\u00a033 years old.\u00a0 The public assumes he’s taken a nanobot injection to reverse his aging but instead he tells the world he is over 2000 years old.\u00a0 Various doctors, and scientists join him at his press conference to confirm he has no nanobots within him, and that he is indeed a natural born immortal. \u00a0Soon after other natural born immortals step forward into the light with fear of being a lab rat finally faded. His critically acclaimed book,”Keanu: My Life As An Immortal” reaches number one on every best sellers list, and shatters all book sale records. \u00a0Interest in books, and reading was at an all time low but Keanu inspired the populace to give Holographic Television a rest! \u00a0He also shatters many myths, and untruths about history over the past 2000 years which naturally ruffles some feathers in the mainstream media, historical community, government, and various religious institutions.\u00a0 He then goes on to star as himself in the adaption of the book to a blockbuster film of the same name.\u00a0 The vision gets distorted as future years indicate Keanu Reeves becomes one of the first Presidents of a 22nd century Earth Confederation that unifies humankind in peace as they make their way to the stars, galaxies, and extraterrestrial encounters.\u00a0 Someday all of the Milky Way Galaxy, and beyond will know the cool mountain breeze known as the Immortal Keanu! \u00a0| Watch Keanu Reeves Movies Online<\/a> |<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Keanu<\/a><\/p>\n