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How Do Time Travelers Deal With The Language Barrier?


English and every other language devolve into their old forms as you travel back through the centuries. Clearly time travelers from the 22nd century or later have top flight Universal Translation devices. These are discreet artificially intelligent gizmos that allow time travelers to understand and speak all languages known throughout history. Early versions hear spoken words and translate them into an ear piece or even show the translation in a hologram projected in front of the eyes like a TelePrompter only the wearer can see. Later versions play back a persons speech in a language the traveler understands within a microscopic ear piece. Then their spoken language is shielded by a series of nanobotic white noise speakers that also shoot forth what is said in the native language using the proper accent. All the while keeping with the natural sound of the users voice. Later centuries utilize holographic correction to the lips so the translated words match facial movements. These devices are also used in the future to speak with various extraterrestrial races as we colonize the Milky Way Galaxy and beyond!

The 21st century saw rudimentary versions of language translation that aren’t easy to use nor hidden from natives of the past. Those of us who are time travelers from the 21st century, 20th, or even earlier have been known to master a variety of languages but it becomes impossible the further back in the past you go. Some risk temporal law enforcement agents and steal translation tech from the future. Others in the world of the supernatural rely on witches and other practitioners of magic to cast miraculous spells or conjure up amazing potions that use metaphysical energies to translate language. In some cases, people are able to tap into their other selves in past lives and Parallel Universes where they are masters of a given language. Ultimately old school time travelers look to keep their head down and blend into a crowd having as little personal contact with anyone as possible. They’re in the past or future to complete a mission or simply observe history for their own enrichment or entertainment. Either way they need to be ready to make a quick get away once they are branded a foreigner in a hostile land or even worse a Devil speaking in tongues!

Time Travel Prank


Twin actors aid in the perpetuation of a time travel prank on a subway.

The Time Traveler Who Made $350 Million On The Stock Market!

On January 28th, 2003 Federal Agents arrested a 44 year old man named Andrew Carlssin for major SEC violations. This included 126 suspicious high risk stock market investments that turned $800 into $350,000,000 within a two week period! Once in custody he gave an astounding 4 hour confession that included the revelation that he was a time traveler from the year 2256! He went into detail about his “Time Craft” and extensive knowledge of the future. In fact throughout his two month incarceration he gave a number of predictions that all turned out to be true. This included the March 20th, 2003 Invasion of Iraq by US Forces. A desperate Carlssin even offered to give useful information in exchange for his release. Such as information about the cure for AIDS and the location of Osama Bin Laden. He also agreed to let them examine his time machine if he could be present. Plausibly he planned to race inside and escape to the future! However authorities branded him as a pathological liar and possibly a complete loon! They kept pressing Carlssin to reveal his real source of insider trading information. Still he stuck to his time travel tale.

On March 29, 2003 a mysterious benefactor posted Andrew Carlssin’s one million dollar bail! He was released and at some point eluded the government’s continued surveillance of him.  This was about the time that his claims were taken seriously by none other than the notoriously secret US Paranormal Defense Agency. The off the books agency under the US Department Of Defense that deals with the supernatural world. They became especially interested when investigators found no trace of Carlssin’s existence before 2002. In fact his identification documents didn’t match filed records despite being verified as authentic. They were masterful forgeries beyond anything ever seen! On April 2nd, 2003 Andrew didn’t show up at his attorney’s office for a meeting about his scheduled court hearing on April 3rd. He never appeared at the hearing and was never seen ever again! The US Paranormal Defense Agency covered up the entire incident once it was classified as a true time travel event. In addition his assets were completely seized by the government. Currently there are no reputable sources left about the Time Traveler Andrew Carlssin. As part of the cover up the story is being described as a fictional work by Weekly World News!

Mystic Investigations extensive research, including aid from top flight psychics, reveals that Andrew Carlssin was a mental patient and Mars colonist from the 23rd century. He suffered from a complicated condition unique to those born on Mars. His psychologists had been making progress when he escaped from his care facility on Mars. He had been a former employee at a nearby complex working on time travel experiments. Carlssin managed to sneak in using his old ID and stole a spaceship capable of limited time travel. He had no idea how to use it and inadvertently ended up back in late 2002. There he decided to get rich with the knowledge contained within the ships historical database. He would hide in the past and live the sweet life. In his time money, nor an economy as we know it, existed. Unfortunately for him Time Cops from the 25th century eventually detected the primitive temporal anomaly of his time craft because he foolishly left it on for the entire time he was in the past! These Temporal Agents posted his one million dollar bail and returned him to his own time while confiscating the time craft. The Time Cops made contact with the Mars time experiment facility in 2256. They ordered them to cease all experiments until they shored up security and understood the true consequences of time travel!

Andrew Carlssin was cured of his mental condition within the next 5 years before being released. He was made to believe his time in the past was a delusion he suffered from since time travel was still in secret even in the 23rd century. Carlssin chose to leave Mars for a deep space interstellar mission that would take 100 years to complete. He spent the rest of his days exploring the stars for ever more!

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The Man Who Traveled In Time Back To His Childhood


Little seven year old Jack Emerson woke up in a cold sweat screaming in the dark shadows of his night light lit bedroom. His angered father runs in, and snaps on the light yelling, “What the hell is your problem Jack! Go back to sleep now or else!” He flips the light back off, and slams the door. Trembling in the dimly lit room Jack stares at his small hands as the nightmare he just had reels through his confused mind. In his disturbing dream he was a 44 year old man staring out the window of his house as civil defense sirens whaled in the distance. The holographic television broadcast warnings of an impending nuclear attack send chills down his spine. An attack initiated by Global Prime Minister Earl Sapporo in the year 2052.

The insane world leader is shown in a news clip in a small spherical holo-window amid the warning screen ranting at a podium about humanity needing to be cleansed from the Earth in the name of the Dark Father. His crazed eyes gave way to the echoing of his maniacal laughter as the camera pans closer to reveal a brief red glow in his eyes before the feed is cut off. Jack gazes in horror as blinding lights flash off with nuclear mushroom clouds in the distance. Their brightness is so powerful that it even overshadows the sunlight. Suddenly all power cuts out due to a nuclear EMP. Jack hears an odd noise from overhead, and runs outside to look up at a projectile headed down toward him. He knows the end is near, and realizes he will never see his wife, kids, and everyone else ever again! A burst of all encompassing white light gives way to the dark shadows of his childhood bedroom. For it wasn’t a nightmare. It was all real! Being at ground zero of a nuclear blast send him back in time! Listen To The Entire Story In The Video Above Or Read The Rest Of The Story On Our Supernatural Stories Blog…

There Was An Estimated 207 Time Travelers On The Titanic!

TitanicA great deal of fictional works have always had at least some shred of truth in it. There are those who want the general public to know the true reality about the supernatural world. It seems like a number of time travel stories manage to find their characters on the Titanic. In the real world quite a few time travelers brag about having been on the most famous sinking ship of all time! It’s insane how many time travelers were on that sinking bastard in the early morning hours of April 15, 1912! Every person with a freaking time machine, or chronokinetic powers just has to be a big shot, and take a temporal hike down to the ill fated Titanic! Hell even Mystic Investigations very own Michael Remington saved a stowaway named Elizabeth Weatherly who is now one of our paranormal investigators!  Some saved lives while others somberly observed the disaster. Some even stopped the ship from sinking! Although they ended up lost in the new parallel Universe they created from such a monumental timeline change! Unfortunately some sick puppies did nothing but take selfies to show off to their friends in the future!🚢

It’s been estimated that some 207 time travelers were on the ship at least an hour before it sank! Plausibly nearly 800 or more were on the ship at some point during its ill fated final journey. Some even suggest the additional people, and use of temporal equipment actually caused the ship to sink faster than it would have normally! It’s kind of become a joke in historical circles throughout the centuries beyond the 22nd. Even Time Cops look the other way laughing it off on a number of occasions! The most common joke among time travelers is that more of them than actual passengers were on the Titanic. There were actually 3,300 people who belonged on the ship. This included 2,435 passengers, and about 900 crew members.

In addition there’s evidence that a super secret society of the 33rd century holds initiation ceremonies on the Titanic in a room they legitimately bought on the boat! However their sick society relishes in witnessing the death as they baptize new cult members in the ice cold arctic waters teeming with blood!  The silver lining of all this Titanic time travel is the fact that many thought dead now live as immortals in a future beyond their wildest dreams. Well except for those kidnapped by the secret cult. We have no idea what happens to them!

All this information is courtesy of psychics, seers, mystics, and time travelers we’ve spoke with!

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