The Pink Moon generally has a calming effect on Werewolves causing less aggression.  Although we don’t get the gentle cuddly white Werewolves of the December Yule Moon under the power of the spirit of Christmas, and Saint Nicholas.  If we were closer to Easter, or had the first full Moon before Easter, known as the Egg Moon, then conditions would be very safe for humans on the full Moon nights of April 2013.  Unfortunately you should still be on alert as dusk approaches.  Locations with a deep pink Moon will see most Werewolves ignoring humans, rabbits, and small helpless animals in general.  Instead they will go after other larger prey.  Especially if said animal is aggressive such a a bear, wildcat, pit bull, etc.  Those in areas where the Moon looks normal will have to take care in not provoking a Werewolf.  If you spot one you must stand still, and avoid eye contact.  They should move on as opposed to the normal tearing you to bits for dinner.  If you can’t tell what the Moon looks like due to cloud cover then don’t chance it, and be on high alert.  Even with clouds hiding the Moon a Lycanthrope feels the mystical pull of it’s special supernatural properties.

So far we are hopeful that the Pink Moon is a blessing to us since we have few reports of deadly Werewolf and human interactions.  Only a few scratches, and scrapes thus far.  Although last night one man in Logan, Utah reported a “large rabid wolf with glowing yellow eyes bit a chunk of his rear end off.”  The man, who wished to remain anonymous, is doing well despite the loss of his private Moon during the Earth’s full Moon.  Our analysis indicates he most likely egged the Werewolf on by barking at it like a mad man.  No word out as to whether alcohol was involved, or perhaps just a mental deficiency.

What Effect Will The Partial Lunar Eclipse Have On Werewolves?

The partial lunar eclipse that will only cover 1.5% of the Moons surface will have virtually no effect on Werewolves, or any other supernatural beings for that matter.  A full lunar eclipse causes werewolf de-transformation yet they maintain their werewolf persona in human form going on serial killing sprees unless they are already in control of their transformations, and have the power to keep their human persona. Generally people in such rare eclipse instances of serial rage are labeled as insane, and are sent to a mental institution for the rest of their lives.  That is if they were witnessed in the act during that brief time in human form.  If sent to an institution for the criminally insane the doctors quickly realize they have something very supernatural on their hands, and call the Men In Black from the government to step in. Varying degrees of lunar eclipse will cause different levels of physical de-transformation while the Werewolves persona stays the same.  For instance a 50% eclipse of the Moon would yield a wolf man or wolf woman type of being rather than the monstrous animal form of a full Lycanthrope.  As the eclipse subsides they will return to full Werewolf form, and instead take on their human persona for the rest of night.  If this is something they have never done before it will be a shock to look in the mirror, and see their monstrous fur ridden demonic selves!

It’s also rumored that the Lycantrope Virus, the cause of humans transmuting into Werewolves, is vulnerable during an eclipse and that there’s a chance for a cure and the restoration of full humanity.  Even if that is true the 1.5% dimming of the Moon is hardly adequate to allow for such a miracle.

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So you will have a more difficult time this year locating the lucky Leprechauns in their usual locations frolicking about shamrock fields whistling Irish tunes, and giggling with glee.  However there’s always hope you will have a random brush with a Leprechaun, capture one, or get their pot of gold to earn yourself three wishes since they are out in larger numbers this year.  For More Information See Last Years Leprechaun Alert

Despite their deadly intent toward Leprechauns who refuse to turn to the dark side Clurichauns cannot kill a human due to a curse related to their Leprechaun roots.  All of the little people are forbidden by Saint Patrick the Angel from ever bringing harm to humans.  Once Clurichauns had an infusion of demonic DNA they became immune to a great deal of the curse.  They can imbue you with bad luck, and give you a good beat down but they can’t end your life.  So they can still be quite dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs.  However they are quite sneaky, and often pose as Leprechauns who will attempt to make a deal with you.  Leprechauns don’t make deals.  That’s a demon thing.  Their deals often lead to you acquiring what you want but there’s always a catch for yourself, and others around you as well.  President Gerald Ford is a mild example.  He wanted to be President so he made a deal with a Clurichaun.  President Nixon was shamed, and the once great athlete Ford became a total klutz.  Clearly a low level Clurichaun put together this deal as nobody really suffered greatly in this example.  Some Clurichauns are out to simply spread mischievous because they think it’s funny.  Most however are quite dangerous!

During the next few days we recommend carrying real shamrock grown in lucky Irish soils along with at least one real four leaf clover (non-GMO), and various other lucky charms.  All of these items will repel Clurichauns.  Since they have demonic elements within them religious artifacts will work to some extent.  Christian, and Celtic work best in this case.  The elements above are magnified in power when mixed with religious artifacts.  For instance a squirt gun with holy water, and shamrock juice would make a fine weapon when faced with a mad Clurichaun hell bent on attacking you after you refuse to be fooled by it’s offer of false good luck.  Wearing a cross, crucifix, or various Celtic symbols in conjunction with a four leaf clover placed upon it will make an especially powerful shield to repel Clurichaun attacks, and the dark luck they wield as well.

When faced with a dire situation where you’re at the mercy of an Clurichaun, and all else fails, you can call out to a Leprechaun for help.  Simply recite the following incantation:

Oh Leprechaun Leprechaun I humbly call unto thee,
Ride the Irish rainbows of joy across the deep green sea,
Let the way be lit with the beacon of your Shillelagh,
In dire peril of bad luck I make this plea,
For a Clurichaun’s evil has struck at me,
In the name of Saint Patrick I beckon thee,
With Shamrocks laden about with glee,
Oh Leprechaun Leprechaun please appear at my knee!

This will work most of the time but you must be in close proximity to a Dark Leprechaun since the little Devil is a magical communication conduit to the Fairy world.  This spell is especially effective around the time of Saint Patrick’s Day since Leprechauns are particularly on the look out for such danger to humans.  If all goes well a rainbow should descend from the Heavens, and a lucky little Irish fellow of the light should appear to fend off the Clurichaun for you.  After this happens the Leprechaun will ask that you do one good deed as thanks.  However you are under no obligation to do so.  We recommend complying since it’s always good to have a Leprechaun look upon you with approval!

More information on the Call Upon A Leprechaun Summoning Spell

If you spot the Slender Man you are most likely already marked by him, and you have precious little time to act.  Immediately leave your home, and head to the nearest reputable paranormal investigations firm, or local practitioner of magic for advice, and protection.  However there is little hope once the Slender Man has targeted you.  We have previously called out the Slender Man to come take us on, and we do so again Slendy!  We’re not scared of you!  Please come torment us if you dare!  Our extensive team of paranormal professionals, and supernatural beings are ready to take you down with extreme prejudice!  Your reign of terror will come to an end oh yea despicable entity of evil!  You can read more about the Slender Man at:  http://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/what-is-slender-man/.

If you spot this deadly diabolical doctor of diseases then contact Mystic Investigations or your nearest paranormal organization immediately.  Do not attempt to apprehend, or make any contact with the Plague Doctor since he is armed with viruses, and bacteria which are extremely dangerous.  Please exercise caution if you live in the Midwest, and utilize Colloidal Silver as a defense measure.  It seems to be the only thing that will repel him to an extent.  Other forms of silver seem to have little effect on him or his diseases.  For more information on the Black Death of the supernatural world check out:  http://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/who-is-the-plague-doctor/.

Then there’s the galactic alignment that takes place every 26,000 years.  This is when our Earth, Sun, and the center of the Milky Way come into alignment on the same plane.  The focuses great gravitational, electromagnetic, and mystical energies upon us.  Energies that have amped up the power on most supernatural beings.  It’s thought that the last alignment caused a pole shift which destroyed the first true human civilization on Earth.  The fabled lost continent of Lemuria in the Pacific Ocean.  The poles shifting seems to be the number one most likely negative to occur.  However the powerful energies focused upon the Earth could cause numerous other natural disasters including destructive weather, Earthquakes, volcanic activity, and even the dreaded tear in space-time allowing various other dimensional beings of evil to flood into our reality.  Some say the Sun could have violent magnetic storms sending radiation, and electromagnetic storms to mess us up real bad.  Possibly the sun could even blow up from a power overload.  Since this has never happened before it’s not likely to happen now.  Our Psychic Julia Hathaway has had a vision of two of our team member being at the North, and South poles placing swords into some

Many practitioners of magic are attempting to utilize the mystical energies directed at Earth for their own nefarious purposes while others are using it in the fight against paranormal evil.  Some theorize that the energies could cause a shift in the human collective consciousness thereby helping them ascend to Godhood.  However some might hijack that, and use it to destroy humanity.  Stay tuned to Mystic Investigations for any apocalyptic developments.  Let us pray we are here when this day of dread passes so we may celebrate the Christmas season!

The photo above showcases another winter storm threat known as the Demon Puppy.  Despite the name it’s actually the disembodied spirit of a Yeti possessing an innocent puppy.  The name comes from the fact that demons are the number one possessors of biological beings.  A dead Abominable Snowman’s spirit is demonic like but rather weak, and they can only possess small animals.  Their number one choice seems to be wolf or dog puppies.  Usually white in color, or with some white on their fur.  A possessed puppy will display glowing red eyes, and display erratic rabid mad dog style behavior.  However just after possession they will seem calm, and at peace.  Their attack will be sudden, and deeply deadly in nature despite their diminutive size.  Although the Yeti itself is not demonic they hijack higher dimensional demonic channels to re-enter our world.  Therefore in this case religious artifacts will repel them. This includes holy water, crucifixes, Bibles, etc.  Religious items from non-Christian religions will also work but not as well.

Despite the approach of Christmas, and it’s usually peaceful effects on the paranormal community we are seeing increases activity of evil due to the looming galactic alignment of 2012 amping up the power of all supernatural beings.  Within the winter storms you will find vampires, werewolves who can control their transformations at will, and a number of other blood thirsty creatures looking to take advantage of people injured or trapped in the big blizzard of 2012.  Remain on alert until this supernatural storm is over.

Indeed the storm is supernatural since our intelligence indicates that a powerful Warlock named Draco is responsible for setting off this storm when he tried to tap into the Goddess Gaia’s, the living soul of the Earth, power base for his own nefarious purposes.  Many are trying this as 2012 approaches as they are looking to gain God like powers through the galactic alignment.  They must go through Mother Earth to gain the full benefits of this metaphysical event.  Unfortunately Gaia does not take kindly to entities of evil attempting to use her for their dark agendas.  The Warlock Draco was last seen being sucked into the Earth.  He is either no longer with the living or within the purgatory of the Underworld which is a physical manifestation of hell populated with low level demons, and other damned paranormal beings.  Stay safe in the storm, and pray you make it through the dreaded 2012 winter solstice to Christmas, and beyond!

The Abominable Snowman has bright white fur, black eyes that glow yellow when enraged, and saber like claws, and steel sharp teeth.  They weigh 600-800 pounds at 8-9 feet in height.  They have deeply enhanced senses, especially scent, and their strength lies above that of Werewolves yet just below that of a fifth generation vampire.  Their intelligence allows them set simple traps.  Expect them to pop out of snow banks, icy lakes, from snow filled tree, or from within a pine grove.  Also expect them to dig holes, and cover them with snow so you can fall in. In addition they’ve been known to weaken ice over bodies of water to trap you as well.  If you hear an unholy echoing growl that sounds like a grizzly bear on steroids then an Abominable Snowman is near.  If you see their tracks in the snow then run for your life!  The Yeti footprint somewhat resembles that of a giant ape.

Unlike their docile cousins the Sasquatch, aka Bigfoot, they aren’t immune to magic.  Magic, beheading, and complete incineration by flame were previously the only methods to repel or eradicate the Abominable Snowman.  Recently Mystic Investigations extensive research uncovered a natural remedy to the Yeti menace.  A small shrub called Arctic Willow (Salix arctica), the northern most woody plant on Earth, mixed with Reindeer Lichen (Moss) (Cladonia rangiferina), an Arctic fungi, along with Antarctic Pearlwort (Colobanthus quitensis) has been shown to repel the Abominable Snowman.  Previously Arctic Willow, and Reindeer Moss were ingredients in Eskimo Witch Doctor potions used in warding off the snow monsters.  On their own however they did nothing without magical activation.   With the addition of the Antarctic Pearlwort there’s no need for mystical intervention so the average person can wield it’s power.  These herbs can be mixed in a small pouch to carry with you, or hang in doorways, and windows.  If by some fluke you’re able to grow these plants around your home that might work as well.  Just plant them intermixed so they’re touching each other.

There has also been limited success mixing the herbs in steaming hot water to make a tea of sorts.  This tea is then loaded into a squirt gun to fire at the Yeti.  The water must be hot to be effective since they hate all things that are not near the freezing point.  Our new information on this fantastic foliage comes from the top secret Paranormal Activity Network (PAN), and has only been documented in a handful of cases.  Until we personally try out these foliage countermeasures we recommend avoidance of the Yeti rather than relying on the paranormal plant mix, or engaging it in battle.  It’s best to bury yourself in the snow, play dead, or run as fast as you can.  The Abominable Snowman is all about the hunt, and it generally ignores the non-living.  Despite it’s long stride, and ease traversing the snow it does not run.  They only walk very fast so there’s a chance you can outrun.  Just remember that one trip on the snow or slip on the ice can mean the end for you.  Be sure you have somewhere to run before you get tired because Yeti will relentlessly pursue prey for several hours.

If you spot an Abominable Snowman contact your nearest paranormal investigations firm, Cryptozoological Museum, or Yeti Hunters.  Don’t attempt to engage the beast on your own!  Once they have your scent they won’t quit hunting you down until the deed is done!  Pray for a mild snow free winter, and may the Spirit Of Christmas be with you during these dangerous ice ridden times!

This supernatural meteor, which is actually pure mystic energy, will be attracted to people once it enters Earth’s atmosphere.  It will hit one lucky person who will in essence become a very powerful Earthly God who will instantly be healed of all health issues including aging beyond their mid 20′s or so.  They will have nearly unlimited powers, and abilities merely by thinking about it just as a Genie can grant just about any wish.  Whoever absorbs this power must take great care not to expose themselves to the general public otherwise Angelic, and even Demonic forces may invoke, and enforce the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  Your powers will then be stripped, or even worse you could be taken out of play here on Earth permanently.    Also be very cautious about what you think about because it will manifest itself into reality.  When wishing for world peace, or other huge things of a global nature remember that you will be transported to a similar Earth in a parallel Universe as dictated by Universal Law.  In addition be on alert from Demons, and other evil magical beings who will exploit, or even attempt to steal your power for nefarious purposes.

We suggest enjoying your new life as a God, or Goddess by exploring our reality to the fullest, and joining the fight against supernatural evil as well.  Don’t fall prey to delusions of grandeur, and the inevitable God complex that will fight to take over within you.  Please treat your immortality, near invincibility, and magical powers with respect, and honor the world you came from.  Thank you in advance for your future good handy works, and please don’t hesitate to contact us here at Mystic Investigations for any guidance you might need once acquiring your awesome gift from the Heavens above!