Groundhog Day is upon us, and the sacred act of the chosen few groundhogs who predict the length of our winter are in grave danger. Demonic vampire ground hogs from Hell rise to the surface of our planet on February 2nd looking to add to their numbers by taking down groundhog day heroes such as the immortal Punxsutawney Phil. His Inner Circle, which is in fact a circle of wizards, work to protect him from the forces of evil. Not only do the demonic vampire ground hogs want him, and his immortal brothers, but also those who dabble in the dark magics. Those with ties to the Groundhogs who think the dark side is their ticket to increased power. What they’ll find is their soul compromised, and sacrificed by a demonic vampirehog eating them alive!
These vampire groundhogs are mainly after the immortal ground hogs who walk the path of righteousness yet are ironically scared of their own shadow. The Vamphogs will tear anyone to shreds who stands in their path whether they be human, animal, or even supernatural in nature. Don’t let their size fool you. Think about the terrifying prospect of a rabid squirrel being let loose in your house! That’s nothing in comparison to these little blasphemous bastards! They’ll take down a large man with extreme bloody prejudice! Also be aware that they can dwell in direct sunlight due to the strength of their demonic half. All day, and night on Groundhog’s Day please be vigilant, and look where you’re walking. They’ll super speed up on you, and bite your feet, ankles, and calves with deadly force! Their sharp fangs diving into your flesh to remove every ounce of your precious blood! They can also leap 20 feet in the air without warning so watch your head! Unfortunately common vampire repellents are ineffective! However some standard religious artifacts keep them at bay long enough for you to run away. The silver cross necklace is always a good call in cases such as these! Take care on this gory Ground Hogs Day!