Snow Rollers supposedly a rare meteorological condition in which certain types of wet snow are picked up by brisk winds that actually roll them into snowballs in a way similar to making a snowman. However you can often see the actually layers of snow so it almost looks like a roll of carpeting. This supposed natural explanation is in reality a paranormal phenomenon. The truth is that the astral spirits of Abominable Snowmen create Snow Rollers. Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, are in a constant violent state when awake. They yearn to viciously hunt down, and kill anything that moves. This constant agitated state can eventually have a negative effect even on a supernatural brain. Cryptobiological research studies have found that Yeti enter a special relaxing REM state while sleeping. So relaxing that they astrally project their spirits forth into the great white winter. There in a mindless state of peace their strong astral spirits manifest enough strength to effect the physical environment. This strength for whatever reason is channeled into rolling up snow in neat little packages. Apparently it’s a form of supernatural stress therapy. Winds often accompany such metaphysical events as well. So it’s understandable how weather men, and women could believe that only the wind alone is accomplishing this.
We also theorize that astral Abominable Snowmen are able to locate the perfect type of snow through a process guided by Mother Earth, aka Goddess Gaia, since all living things normal, and paranormal are linked to her. Perhaps this is just another process to keep balance in nature to prevent evil from getting out of control. Especially since it’s not in the Goddesses nature to eradicate entire sentient species. Mass extinctions of any species are usually the result of some other factors, or higher dimensional supernatural entities.
So next time you see a snow roller marvel at the artistry of the amazing astral Abominable Snowman!
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