Is The Greatest American Hero Based On A True Story?

Can Super Suits Give People Powers?
The early 80’s television series The Greatest American Hero was the story of a school teacher named Ralph Hinkley who received a superhero suit from extraterrestrials.  The suit gave him fantastical powers for the purpose of aiding humankind. Unfortunately it took him time to gain some mastery of the few powers he knew of since he lost the instruction book that came with the suit. The central powers were superhuman strength, speed, and agility along with flight, and even invisibility. Ralph was also able to deflect bullets, shake off being hit by speeding vehicles, and withstand explosives.  Of course the powers were in the suit so he became a normal human once he removed it.  The television show itself was an original creation of the late Stephen J Cannell, and wasn’t the retelling of real history kept hidden from humankind. Amazingly enough a number of fictional works are actually based on real supernatural stories!

How Did The Greatest American Hero Super Suit Work?
All we know from the TV show is that the suit was bonded to Ralph, or a chosen user’s, DNA.  Otherwise it was useless to anyone else who wore it. However one episode shows how the suit can’t be destroyed by any means which might indicate anyone could wear it as armor. Although the force of fist blows, or bullets might still injure an unauthorized wearer. In the same way a bullet proof jacket prevents people from getting shot yet the force of the projectile hitting them hurts like hell!  Anything else about the inner workings of the super suit are conjecture. Clearly though the aliens had great technology so it wasn’t based on magic. More than likely the suit employed other worldly nanotechnology, or the manipulation of matter at a microscopic scale.  Plausibly the suit was constructed of nanofibers along with being managed by nanobots, or intelligent microscopic robots, and computer processors.  These nanobots may have been responsible for the interface between the super clothing, and the human body.

Three Fantastical Tales Of Real Super Powered Suits!
As far as we know there is no indication of aliens giving any humans a super suit in any historical records.  Not even in the secret supernatural record only accessible by those of us in the true paranormal community.  However there are three verifiable incidents of people receiving super powered suits. These incidents were recorded by reputable witnesses in some cases. Many were culled from the minds of powerful psychics, mystics, and seers. In some cases names are withheld to protect the innocent, and their families from paranormal power players, and the government! For the purposes of this article we aren’t going to mention every mythological object, or article of clothing that was imbued with some manner of power. We’re talking about a modern era superhero outfit with a full complement of superhuman abilities.

The World War II Superman And The Genie
A young 18 year old was drafted into World War II within the Pacific battlefront against the Japanese in 1942. His plane was downed in the ocean, and a Japanese boat took him prisoner.  He was placed into a work camp with non-Japanese Asians on an uncharted island at the time.  The downtrodden, and malnourished slaves became invigorated by the brash young soldier. They looked to him as a beacon of hope who would somehow miraculously engineer their escape from the living hell of the work camp!  The soldier made two escape attempts but failed! He ended up being beaten severely the second time.  He was kept alive since the Japanese camp commander enjoyed toying with him, and hoped he could be of some value someday. Perhaps as part of a prisoner exchange with America.

The painfully bedridden soldier paged through his Superman comic, and wished he had the power to help the people held prisoner. Their hope slipped away, and they sobbed in agony as they had before he arrived.  A month later he was healed, and plotted one last escape even though he had been warned he would be killed if he tried again! This time he actually made it to the beach where he had ditched a flare when he first arrived before being searched.  He found it buried in the sand, and would wait until nightfall in the hopes of alerting a US air squadron of the enemy camp’s location. While on the beach he read his Superman comic again, and wished with all his heart he had such powers, and abilities. Suddenly something moved in the sand near him.  He uncovered an exotic looking bottle made of pink, and purple glass bobbing back, and forth seemingly on its own.  He popped the lid free after struggling with it.  Shockingly a huge plume of pink smoke flew forth.  It’s aroma was that of the most alluring perfume ever.  As the smoke cleared a beguiling beauty wearing a violet bikini, and billowing wisps of see through pink clothing stood before him. Before he could say a word the Genie said,”Greetings Master! Your Three Wishes Are My Command!”

Genies are a tricky sort since they’re usually angry for being locked in a bottle, and permanently tied to it for eternity. His wishes were hurriedly made without thinking things through since he was so shocked, and in awe by the entire revelation of a Genie being real! His first wish was clumsy blurted out as,”I wish I was like Superman!” So naturally the naughty Genie simply gave him a useless Superman costume.  She laughed as he became enraged at being tricked. He immediately said “I wish for Superman’s powers dammit”!  He wasn’t specific enough, and she put the powers into the suit.  He got even angrier when he tried to lift a boulder, and hurt his back.  However she responded,”The powers are in the suit dummy!”  He was annoyed at not having the powers within him but eagerly put the suit on to test it. Indeed he had super abilities beyond that of mere mortals! He was happy now but really wanted the powers for himself. He was about to make that his third wish when the Genie stripepd naked, and began seducing him. In a moment of weakness without thinking he wished he could make love to her. So indeed she complied! Not surprisingly he wasn’t furious about being tricked again since the sex was supernatural, and beyond belief! This is a common tactic used among Genies for the purpose of getting you to waste a wish.

After his sandy escapade the Genie blew back in her bottle to await a new Master.  The soldier then flew to the camp as Superman, and lay waste to the facility of damnation.  He eradicated the Japanese troops, and freed everyone. They got to the beach, and the new Superman looked for the Genie bottle so everyone could get wishes. Unfortunately it mysteriously disappeared!  He then flew away to get a boat to take everyone home.  Along the way he encountered a squadron of Japanese attack planes. The super soldier decided to take them head on.  When he’d taken down the work camp he had moved so quickly, and taken them by surprise that the flaw in his suit hadn’t been seen by sheer luck.

The power was ultimately in the suit but it had to transfer to the body to allow for the full range of Kryptonian abilities. However exposed areas that the suit didn’t cover were weaker. That being the hands, neck, and head. The soldier had noticed his hands were sore but choose to assume he overdid things at the massive camp fight.  He planned to punch a plane but his hand ended up being smashed as explosive debris hit his head with concussive force while he flew at them with immense speed!  Although not killed he was knocked out cold as he fell into the deep depths of the sea.  Regrettably he sunk so deep that the pressure crushed his skull, and he expired. Presumably his body decayed, and the Superman suit still exists to this day in a dark watery grave! If you find it we recommend cutting some material from the cape in order to have it sewn into a full head mask, and gloves for your own protection!

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The Case Of The Dead Time Traveler’s Super Suit
It was the Summer Of Love 1967 in San Francisco when a groovy hot hippie chick met a most mysterious man who called himself John Smith. However we know him to be a Time Cop from the 31st century named Xander Loovang.  Although he was on a mission to capture a temporal fugitive hiding in 1967 he became enamored by the 27 year old girl.  He indulged in a romance as the trail ran cold on the fugitive. He never told her that he was a time traveler. It turned out the fugitive was watching him, and attacked while he slept in bed one fateful night. John was instantly disintegrated by a photonic disruptor! The filthy fiend heard a small scream coming from the bathroom, and gleefully strolled toward the closed door.

Before the time fugitive arrived the girl had noticed an odd looking shimmering blue jumpsuit complete with boots in John’s suitcase. It was a technology driven super suit utilizing wild nanotechnologies. Probably the closest thing to The Greatest American Hero super suit.  John wore it under the clothes of any given time period for protection, and superhuman powers. It was so oddly futuristic looking that she felt compelled to try it on. It was too big for her until it suddenly shrunk, and fit her perfectly. She let out a yelp as it scared her. A moment later the fugitive kicked in the door and shot her with his photonic ray gun. The suit absorbed it as she screamed, “What the f&#*!”  This absorption into the suit caused some kind of feedback loop that damaged the gun. Although it had one shot left before it would no longer work. He pointed it at her head but the suit had a protection shield, and it bounced off grazing his arm. He dropped the gun growling in agony as he attempted to punch her with his good arm.  He broke his hand on her suit, and she slapped him in the face. It send him crashing head first into the toilet. The porcelain shattered everywhere as water flowed across the floor. The girl became aware that the suit had immense power!

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Suddenly the damaged disrupter exploded, and the entire house was instantly destroyed with only the girl standing unscathed in the fiery rubble! All time travel, and other future devices were eradicated in the violent explosion. At the time it was explained away as a natural gas explosion. Thankfully the girl was met by a psychic who lived nearby. The woman with the gift of second sight guided her down the exciting road to superhero status. This included informing her that John was a time traveler, and the suit was from the future.  The suit granted her superhuman abilities including telekinetic powers, and flight capabilities. It also makes her immortal for as long she has the suit on.  They say she only takes it off for sex since the nanobots give her a constant 24-7 bath making her the cleanest non-magical human on Earth! To this day she operates carefully in the shadows, mostly at night, to stay away from the media’s glare. Her superhero name is Super Sapphire since the suits coloring appears like that of the sapphire gemstone.  Mystic Investigations hopes to someday meet her!

The Witches Revenge Halloween Super Suit
It was Halloween Eve 1988 in a small Wisconsin town unnamed to protect the innocent.  A local thirty something bachelor, and factory worker named Fred bought a Greatest American Hero Costume to wear at a Halloween party.  The costume shop he purchased it from was owned by a middle aged witch named Heather. She was forced to drastically lowers prices, and liquidate stock in her failed business due to the building lease coming to an end. She blamed the town folk for her financial woes. Especially since they shunned her as an outcast for being so different in the deeply Christian community.  She was always too lazy to get a job, and had lucked out when her Aunt died thereby leaving the costume shop to her. Before that she had a nasty habit of using magic to manipulate people but she barely got by financially.

That Halloween she used every ounce of her limited magic to call upon a demon.  She sold her soul to watch the town turn into a chaotic hell on Halloween.  She was given a power boost that she used to cursed every costume ever sold from that store.  It would turn everyone into the supernatural being, human celebrity, or fictional character their costume represented. This even included memories. Despite the communities citizens not liking her, she was the only costume shop in town. In fact the only one in the whole county! So everyone who wanted a costume got it from her! As trick-o-treating, and the parties commenced at dusk on Halloween, all hell broke loose. The town was full of confusion, and violence for 6 hours until the November 1st All Saints Day Witching Hour! Naturally the worst offenders were the ones who dressed as the Devil! The town was overrun by little vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, witches, and wild animals! Yes people who dressed as animals turned into them!  Many died that night but many were saved by The Greatest American Hero Fred who believed he was Ralph Hinkley. He even tried to contact Bill Maxwell at the FBI but the phone lines, and power were immediately damaged by unholy beasts of the night!

The dark witch Heather strolled among the carnage unscathed due to a protection spell. She cackled maniacally as she was never so entertained in her life! Heather witnessed Fred fly erratically overhead before comically crashing into a tree. Then suddenly the Witching Hour struck, and everyone who was still alive reverted back to their old selves. They had no memory of what happened, and were shocked at the shambles of a town. Flames raged everywhere amid wounded individuals. The witch was satisfied with her revenge until she saw Fred still displaying powers. He flew about putting out fires, and continuing to save people as he had done all night.  She was flabbergasted he still had powers but didn’t have time to contemplate it as unholy howls bellowed from below the ground that opened up in flames beneath her! Red hands with black claws literally dragged her down to Hell!  She screeched in pain as The Greatest American Hero attempted to save her. Thankfully he was repelled by a demonic force before the ground closed up. He had no clue she was the quintessence of evil!

It seems the spell for the curse stated that the person would turn into the entity the costume represented. This didn’t account for a super suit imbued with power.  Fred got his memories back, and also remembered being Ralph. However there was nothing in the spell to remove the so called curse from the super suit costume.  Therefore it’s superpowers were perpetual.  Before dawn the US government’s Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do their usual cover up. This is why you never heard of this mini apocalypse in rural Wisconsin.  Paranormal Defense Agents attempted to capture Fred but he fought them off, and flew away. He immediately went to his various relatives living in the Milwaukee area, and whisked them away into hiding so the government couldn’t use them as leverage. To finance this private witness protection program he helped himself to a plethora of gold, and diamond mines rather than steal cash.  Unfortunately the government eventually found him, and apprehended Fred while he showered without the suit on. When agents searched his house they were unable to locate the suit. He swore he left it under his bed but it vanished without a trace until 1999. That year a Greatest American Hero costume was bought on Ebay for $75. The purchaser reported the suit gave him powers so we know it’s transferable unlike the suit on the TV show that only Ralph could use.

Naturally the government apprehended him as well even though the unidentified man never took the suit off ever! They employed two powerful vampires, and a low level witch who captured him in exchange for their release from government custody. In an odd twist aliens swooped in, and beamed the suit up to their saucer once it was pulled off the man in the transport convoy back to Washington DC. So we have a plausible future scenario where extraterrestrials could indeed give the suit to a human! Believe it or not…..they’re walking on air!

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Is Night At The Museum Based On A True Story Of Dioramas Coming To Life?

Is The Movie “Night At The Museum” Real?
Night At The Museum” is amazingly based on a true story! There was indeed a museum where the exhibits came to life at night.  However liberties were taken to hide the truth under the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  In Night At The MuseumThe Golden Tablet of Pharaoh Ahkmenrah had mystical powers responsible for breathing life into the inanimate historical figures at the museum.  In reality the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah nor his fabled tablet of pure gold actually exist.  The movie was based on the Pharaoh Nemtyemsaf II of the sixth Egyptian dynasty. Oddly enough he reigned for only one year in 2184 BC.  Legend suggests he was murdered in a nefarious plot to steal the fabled Golden Tablet Of Osiris.  Osiris is the Egyptian God of the afterlife, underworld, and the dead.  Ancient scrolls indicate that Nemtyemsaf II employed dark magic in an attempt to rule the world but counter forces killed him.  A product of his metaphysical meddlings was the Osiris Tablet imbued with powers by the God Of Death himself.

The Excavation Of A Dark Mummy!
The movie was set at New York City’s American Museum of Natural History. However the real the museum where history came alive was located in Colorado.  For legal reasons we cannot mention the name of the museum nor the city it was in.  Mainstream history records very little about Nemtyemsaf II and certainly there is no mention of finding his tomb, or the tablet.  However the museum in question got an anonymous lead, and sent a secret expedition to Egypt.  Naturally Egyptian authorities frown upon foreigners conducting secret archaeological digs.  It was financed by an undisclosed millionaire, and the museum was eager to take possession of the sarcophagus containing the Nemtyemsaf II mummy along with the golden Osiris tablet.  They had a whole backstory ready for how they got this rare possession without acknowledging their illegal Egyptian expedition.   Sometime in 1988 they received the treasure during a renovation of their museum.  So the mummy, and tablet were never seen by the general public.  During that time a lone night watchman was shocked to see the museum exhibits come to life at Midnight. This also included extremely dangerous wild animals!

Night Watchmen Witness The Impossible! Museum Dioramas And Wax Figures Come To Life!
The Night Guard thought he was going nuts, and immediately sought psychiatric help! However in his leave of absence another guard reported the same thing.  Shockingly a third guard was unfortunately killed the night he replaced the second guard. Incidentally the second guar quit the first night on his job.  Soon various other museum officials witnessed it as well.  Inexplicably the animation of wax figures wasn’t captured on newly installed video cameras! However the disappearance of figures did appear on film. One minute it was in its display case, and the next it was gone. Really though it had walked out through a door, or crashed through the glass! When the animated beings returned to their displays at dawn, the camera would suddenly see it seemingly blink in out of thin air. Often high level electromagnetic interference is to blame in supernatural cases where the phenomenon doesn’t appear on camera when visible by human eye.  Although in this case there was no static, or any other distortion of the video.

The Golden Tablet Of Osiris
The Museum called in various paranormal experts who determined the cause of this unique supernatural phenomenon was in fact The Golden Tablet Of Osiris. Over the course of several weeks the paranormal experts, funded by wealthy philanthropists, paid off the museum officials to keep the building closed, and not inform the government who would surely swoop in, and confiscate everything.  Numerous injuries were recorded as well from the various violent, and unpredictable historical, and even fictional characters coming to life. Clearly the Witching Hour triggered the power of the tablet, and it ceased its hold on the museum at the sunrise.  In particular whenever the first direct rays touched the building.  Any exhibits outside in live form at that time would instantly disintegrate into ash like a Vampire caught in the holy sunlight.  It seems the tablet cast a spell on the wax figures since they could leave the museum, and travel quite far away. If placed outside before the Witching Hour they didn’t transform. This indicates they had to be in the museum for the spell to work.

Historical Humans And Fictional Characters Come To Life!
All the beings that came to life knew they were originally inanimate objects yet at the same time had memories of being their respective historical or fictional figures.  The historical figures had memories not contained in any texts which indicated the possibility that they were actually linked to the souls of the real person.  This would make sense since Osiris has power over the afterlife, and access to the memories of souls.  The fictional characters coming to life might indicate they’re real in another Parallel Universe.  However some of the fictional characters had missing memories.  Clearly things never written or conceived of by their creator.   Also if they were real in another Universe the tablet may have requires too much power to retrieve the parallel reality memories. Especially if it was actually in another Multiverse!  One incredible example of a fictional character coming to life was the wax figure of Superman!  He was molded in the image of Actor Christopher Reeve yet he completely believed he was Superman.

Darth Vader Animates As Powerless And Depressed
The animated sapient Superman figure came to life with deeply conflicting memories from all his various comic, television, and movie incarnations up to that present.  It’s unknown why it merely didn’t portray the Superman from the 1978 film. Superman had all his powers seen in all forms of media. Especially the comic books. This was unlike Darth Vader who had no Force abilities in Night At The Museum 2, and also in real life when his figure became animated.  Darth was very depressed he could no longer feel the force nor wield its awesome powers. He became very despondent within his plight as a quadruple amputee with numerous health issues that required him to be confined to claustrophobic cybernetic suit. Yes the suit clearly worked along with his lightsaber! However he only wielded it once. What’s unusual is that he had memories from the Prequels as young Anakin Skywalker. He even spoke of events from Rogue One in 1988! There was also things he knew not written or seen in any media up our present. Perhaps more Star Wars movies not yet made! He eventually refused to leave his Death Star control room diorama when animated. Instead of taking a place in the final battle to rid the museum of this dangerous Osiris curse he committed suicide by his own saber never to be animated ever again. Please partake of a moment of silence for poor downtrodden Darth!

Superman Temporarily Lives On Our Earth To Save The Day!
It was Superman, or we should say the animated wax figure of Superman in the image of Christopher Reeve, who eventually got the museum under control. He battled a plethora of animated characters causing chaos, and destruction that sometimes spilled out onto the streets around the museum.  Reports of which the government eventually covered up as they do with most prolific paranormal incidents.  The only real person to come to life in the museum was the mummy of Nemtyemsaf II. Unfortunately he wasn’t a good guy like Pharaoh Ahkmenrah in the Night At The Museum movies.  Superman fought him when he escaped his sarcophagus but he needed help against the magic the mad mummy wielded through Osiris.  Some of the animated characters along with a brave team of supernatural warriors took the mummy down. The team included Priests who blessed Superman’s heat vision so he could blast the mummy into unholy ash for eternal disposal. Such holy flames insured the mummy could never return in physical form or as a dark spirit. Unfortunately US Paranormal Defense Agents showed up to take custody of the mummy for research. Superman being a law abiding citizen didn’t stop them.

Luckily one paranormal investigator knew the Osiris Tablet was too powerful to be in the hands of the US, or any other government.  He stole it, and disappeared just as Superman flew out into the cold night to meet his fate as ashes in the rising sun. Although we have no reports of his destruction so who knows?!? The removal of the golden tablet put an end to the supernatural occurrences at the museum. Despite this all exhibits were confiscated by the government for further study.  US officials gave the museum money to reopen after “renovations” with replacement exhibits ready for the public to view.

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At some point the paranormal investigator who stole the Osiris tablet for safekeeping had it stolen from him by a sinister Sorcerer named Zortax. The nefarious Sorcerer Zortax attempted to raise an army of the dead from the Underworld in order to take over the world.  He made several ritualistic sacrifices to Osiris for his approval.  It’s said that strange people became appearing out of nowhere at The Great Pyramid of Giza in March of 1993. This army of the dead could have very well sparked the First Battle Of Armageddon if not for a secret coalition of supernatural services from the United States, and other governments of the world who got word of the Zortax threat. In addition private paranormal crime fighters were employed in this titanic effort to thwart the army of the damned. The Sorcerer Zortax was assassinated by mystical sharp shooters as he performed his dark ritual nearby. The Golden Tablet Of Osiris mysteriously vanished into the shifting Egyptian sands never to be seen again.  Although there are rumors it was seen in the private collection of a French billionaire in 2001!

Are There Any Supernatural Beings Who Can Squeeze Coal Into Diamonds?

Are there paranormal beings that possess the power of Superman’s Coal To Diamond Feat?
Superman Of SteelFirstly, coal has too many impurities to transform it into a diamond under only power of pressure, heat, and a number of days.  Graphite is the ideal form of carbon to transform into diamonds under these conditions.  In the movies Superman instantly turned coal into diamond with pressure but extreme heat is needed as well.   However we can assume he was applying such a high pressure that the required heat was created.  Secondly, and unfortunately Superman, or a being near his similar power, does not exist on this Earth that we know of.  This of course doesn’t include those with magical powers who could do the equivalent things or possibly transform themselves into a Superman like being.  Naturally there could be extraterrestrials somewhere in the Universe who might have his powers, or even on a Earth in a parallel Universe.  As for Psychokinetic powers those who possess advanced Geokinesis, or Terrakinesis, could in fact transform various carbons, including coal, into diamonds.  They would be able to remove any impurities standing in the way, and get the job done hands free with only the awesome power of their minds.

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So what would be needed to turn graphite into a diamond within minutes by someone squeezing
it in their hands?  There are simply too many variables but we will conservatively say anyone able to create a pressure of 3,000,000 psi would probably get the job done.  To our knowledge there aren’t any supernatural entities that have that kind of pound-force per square inch in their hands without the use of magic.  Of course with magic anything is possible.  Even the entire Earth could be crushed into a gargantuan super diamond!  It’s conceivable that a powerful God, Archangel, Djinn, or Archdemon in biological form might be able to do it.  For the purposes of this hypothetical situation we don’t count energy based beings, or any other type of physical entity.  They must be a biological being, or have the ability to transform into one.   Most higher dimensional beings are bound by Universal law as to what level of biological form they can phase into in our reality.

We had our resident vampire, Drake Alexander, give it a try since we often call him Superman.  He placed a lump of coal in one hand, and a piece of graphite in the other.  Drake squeezed with all his might for several minutes.  When he opened his hands there was nothing but dust in the wind.  If he had been successful that dust would have given way to a rock hard sparkling synthetic diamond in each hand.  As long as we had Drake, a fifth generation vampire, in the lab we placed a special super dynamometer in his hand to measure his hand gripping strength, and he topped out at nearly 4,372 psi.  Seriously folks if you’re one of those people who tries to dominate by giving an excessively hard hand shake then think twice about doing it to Drake.  He may not be able to mold a diamond from coal but he will crush your hand into a bloody pulp that will be mixed with the dust of your bones!  We also manged to convince his vampire mother Duanna Sargon, a fourth generation vampire, to test her grip as well.  She got up to 7,921 psi in what appear to be petite, and delicate girly hands.  You guys out there don’t want to mess with her as well!  There doesn’t seem to be much data about animal gripping strength other than bite pressure.  The most prevalent measure is an Eagle that has 400 psi in it’s talons.  The highest bite pressure measure is 3700 psi in a Saltwater Crocodile.  This explains why Drake is so good at wrestling crocs, and easily surviving their bites.  Last time the Mystic Investigations team went to Florida Drake went crazy in the swamps taking on crocs, and alligators left, and right.  His behavior might have had something to do with that Swamp Monster blood he ingested.

Bottom line is that not even a first generation vampire could turn carbon in to diamond.
Assuming their hand grip strength was around 50,000 psi.  Further extrapolated calculations, based on first generation vampires being somewhat like a quarter demon, would put a Demi-Demon’s hand grip at over 250,000 psi since having one parent with pure demon blood adds more strength to the mix.  A Demon in biological form, without using magic, might have a 1,000,000 psi grip.  It might take days but they could get the job done.  An Arch-Demon might have a grip in the 2.5 million psi range so they could probably create diamonds from mere hand pressure in a matter of minutes, or at least in less than an hour or your blood sacrifice back.