A Lucky Spring Supermoon Werewolf Warning Is In Effect!

🌕The Full Moon of March is generally known as the Storm Moon. The lunar energies of this Moon cause more aggressive behavior in Werewolves. Especially during any snow or thunderstorms that might take place. Thankfully, the general luck of  Saint Patrick’s Day aids in protecting humans throughout the month.  This year the March Moon falls on the March 20th Spring Vernal Equinox and is mere days away from the 17th of sainted fortune.  This works toward imbuing more luck upon potential werewolf prey while the deities of Spring bring about more peace in the demonic heart of the blasphemous beast. There’s also the balance of the equinox pulling more humanity into the mind of the mad wolf. Unfortunately, this is a Supermoon as well. Supermoon’s give us beyond monstrous werewolves that are far more powerfully muscular than usual! This is due to the Moons closer proximity to Earth.🍀

We’re Forecasting Gentler Werewolves With A Side Of Supernatural Caution

What we have here is a Lucky Spring Supermoon. This will leave us with non-enhanced werewolves due to the Supermoon and Storm Moon energies being neutralized by the Luck of Leprechauns, the holy Saint Patrick, Spring deities, and Mother Earth herself. In some cases, these factors might not only protect humans from werewolves but also prevent transition to wolf form in those who resist. Those werewolves in close proximity to Leprechauns, Goddesses, Nymphs, and Fairies may find themselves calmed down for a time. Nights, where the Moon is above 80% of full, will be somewhat safer than usual. Although, one should never let their guard down when it comes to the Lycanthrope menace! True good luck charms can repel werewolves during this Moon in addition to the usual holy artifacts, wolfsbane, and silver.🐺

🌟Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast Featuring Leprechauns, Clurichauns, Spring Goddesses, And The Start Of The Enchanted Easter Season…

Merry March From Mystic Investigations!

March!🍀 The whistling winds of winter roar in like a lion for its frosty finale.☃️ The first song of spring is sung by beautiful birds witnessing enchanting fairies and nymphs frolicking about in anticipation of Mother Nature’s rebirth.🐦🍃 Winterland white recedes in the sparkling sunlight as sprigs of glorious green wearily awaken in welcoming warmth.🌞 Emerald Shamrock sprouts in the softened soils in response to placid rains signaling the arrival of Saint Patrick’s Leprechauns.🍀🌦️ Lucky Lilliputians jigging merrily through the countryside fanning fantastic fortune while iridescent rainbows flourish forth ready to hide glittering gold at its illuminating end.🌈 Read The Rest Of This Ode To The Month Of March On Our Main Website…

By Xavier Remington