Does The Rarest Natural Earthly Element Have Supernatural Uses?


Astatine is the rarest naturally occurring element to exist on Earth. It’s a radioactive element listed on the Periodic Table with the atomic number 85 and the symbol At. The elements name comes from the Greek word Astatos which means unstable. Astatine is a semi-metal that results from the decay of uranium and thorium. Its half-life is barely 8 hours which means it becomes something else in less than 24 hours. Namely bismuth or polonium isotopes. Really it’s vaporized by the heat of its own radioactivity. At any given time there is only somewhere around 30 grams in the Earth’s crust scattered around the world! That’s only about 2 Tablespoons!

Natural Elements Always Have Paranormal Purposes

It seems Mother Nature has given us a paranormal purpose for everything. The most famous is of course silver that provides a wide variety of benefits across the natural and supernatural spectrum. Especially when it comes to Werewolves! So does the radioactive Astatine have any protective, repellent, or healing properties? Nothing could be found written about it in the secret supernatural records hidden among ancient scrolls around our wondrous world. We had several psychics, seers, and mystics attempt to access information about it in the higher dimensional Akashic Records. There were three enchanted entries found stating what Astatine could do. In all three it is made clear that synthetically created Astatine will not work! Even if it could work scientists have produced only .05 micrograms total thus far! Interestingly enough a fourth entry revealed who is in charge of the stuff!

Astatine Can Open Up Paranormal Portals

Apparently, a mere microgram can be used in a magical potion of common items and a rather simple spell. The result is the ability to open up a temporary portal to anywhere in our Multiverse! It would allow travel back and forth to anywhere in space, time, alternate dimension, and Parallel Universe! Of course, you need to finish your business within 8 hours or you’ll be stranded where ever you traveled to! There is also a mention of a variation on the potion and spell that can create a bubble Universe based off your fantasies. Once inside you can choose to stay for 8 hours or forever! 

Astatine Has Repelled A Parallel Dimensional Alien Scourge From Earth!

It appears Astatine has conveniently kept away aliens from a reality out of phase with ours. They are referred to as the Mortelaceravit which appears to be a word derived from Latin meaning “Mangled To Death”. The species are like a bus-sized virus that destroy anything that moves via repeated brunt force attack and absorption of broken down elements. They are made of some indestructible inter-dimensional substance and only Astatine can extinguish them. Even the 30 grams on our planet can be sensed by them if they start to phase into our dimension. Without Astatine life could have never evolved on Earth! Thank God for this element!

The Astatine Blade

If enough Astatine could be mined to create a decent sized blade it would look like a dark metal. That blade would have to be created by magical means and would only last half a day! Such a mystical weapon is said to have the power to destroy, banish, or repel anything that takes a physical form on Earth. This includes any higher dimensional or parallel dimensional entity all the way to the Omniverse and Macroverse level. In higher level beings such as Angels and Gods, it is assumed it merely sends them back to their dimension temporarily so it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to use it! They’d come back extremely annoyed at you! That being said it could eradicate or at least send someone like the sinister Slenderman back to his home dimension! There are also indications it could erase a Philosophical Zombie.

Of course, the only way to create such a weapon would be to travel through time or Parallel Universes to gather enough Astatine to form a knife. The holy blade must be at least 6 inches long and thick enough not to bend. It would have to be quite a quick quest to collect the unstable substance before it dissipates and have a supernatural blacksmith forge a blade! Then find the paranormal person you want to use it on! This would probably be a last-ditch option when all else has failed against a fantastical foe who presents a gargantuan danger to many people! However it is certainly something higher dimensional beings like Angels, Demons, Jinn, etc could create instantly.

The God Of Astatine

All things in nature have a deity in charge of it. In the case of the rare radioactive element Astatine, a male Fairy named Astatos is in charge of it. Although he has been bestowed with the title God by Goddess Gaia Mother Earth. The Greek God Zeus and others have tried to coerce Astatos in granting them unlimited access to Astatine via temporal and five-dimensional manipulation to gain access to larger quantities. It’s assumed they want top flight weapons to use in the War Of Armageddon! As he is under the protection of Gaia they can’t force him. Gaia herself is under orders from the Omniverse God to remain neutral in the coming supernatural battles! So it is unknown if praying or conducting a ritual to summon Astatos would do any good? More likely Astatos is more concerned about keeping the inter-dimensional Mortelaceravit alien scourge off the planet!