Who Are The Luckiest & Unluckiest Persons On Earth?

The Unluckiest Person Alive!
According to top flight psychics, mystics, and seers the Unluckiest Person on Earth is an extremely horrifying story! Someone born into a world of nightmarish underworld slavery in a beyond deformed state that led to them being sold to a secret sub-company of an evil corporation. That clandestine corporation in turn used them for scientific experiments. Today at 22 years of age they languish in a small metal cage that has been their home for most of their life. It is thought they are weeks away from their sub-consciousness finally revealing the Safe Word to escape their hellish life. From there they will be released in the serene freedom of the afterlife.

Believe it or not this person chose to endure this beyond unspeakable life in their Heavenly pre-birth life. This is why nobody is attempting to save them despite the psychic knowledge. The individual knew what they could bear and they wanted this unimaginably impossible experience to strengthen their soul. The purpose being to ascend to higher states of consciousness in the infinite dimensions above. One of the Universal Guarantees of the Omniverse God is that nobody has to endure more than they can bear in life. No matter how miserable and unfair you believe your life is there is someone who is always way worse off!

The Luckiest Person Alive!
The Luckiest Person on Earth was born on the night of a Saint Patrick’s Day Moon to a wealthy family in Ireland. On the way to being born at the hospital his parents came across an injured Leprechaun who they gave aid to. He blessed their child with the complete luck of the Irish. The baby was born with 100% perfect DNA to the point of being considered Superhuman. That included a phenomenal IQ. He grew up with the most wonderful childhood possible in this world! Full of joy and fun everyday! In fact, he had such a deep belief in Santa Claus that he was directly invited to North Pole City despite not being an official part of the paranormal community. By sheer coincidence or luck he avoided every hardship imaginable. Not one hurt feeling what so ever! Never once did he cry even as a baby because he magically avoided even seeing any hint of hell on this violent planet. Everyone he knew in his family has yet to die. His Great Grandma is currently pushing 110!

He’s charismatic and handsome making many friends along with a cavalcade of female admirers. His connections and intelligence has caused him to create his own wealth independent of his parents even though he is still very young. Besides Santa Claus he continually comes across good supernatural beings while avoiding the evil ones! It’s not uncommon for him to frolic with fairies, nymphs, elves, leprechauns, unicorns and more! In his rose colored eyes the world is a paradise. Especially when he purposely avoids paying too much attention to the negative news stories. He still holds a fair level of child like innocence that makes the world appear magical. This despite not being a virgin! This innocence has at times let him see the Mother Earth’s Paradise Plane that exists all around us!

Through deep meditation and sheer will he has begun manifesting super powers stemming from his perfect DNA. He grows exponentially powerful each day now at the age of 19.  Psychics predicts he will attain Godhood by 21 years of age. From that point he will ascend to higher planes of existence. Even if he is starting to realize this world is less than perfect he is forbidden to interfere on a large scale under The Supernatural Secrecy Pact! It’s thought the voice of the Omniverse God traverses his mind with wisdom informing him of this fact. Plausibly someday he could become an adopted Son of the Holy Lord himself! Maybe he already is!

Yes indeed if you think your life is going super great then there’s always someone doing exponentially better. LOL! [Twitter] [Facebook]

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  1. As crazy as this May sound. I consider the unluckiest person in the world, to be really lucky. That’s the kind of life I want to be living, and I don’t mean through a parallel version of me, but “this” me in this Universe.

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