The Blair Witch vs Slenderman


There is paranormal psychic evidence that reveals Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville, Maryland woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence. Amazingly he actually saved a little boy from the blasphemous Blair Witch! She is known to be a powerful poltergeist witch! We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary, he is beyond evil when it comes to the adults of humankind! Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing we get the unintended anti-hero. Slender considers kids a precious energy resource while simultaneously having contempt for the rest of humanity. Although he kidnaps them he places them into an immortal stasis so he may perpetually siphon the magical energy of innocence they possess. On the other hand, the Blair Witch sees kids as disposable garbage to further her own selfish supernatural needs amid her heinous ritualistic sacrifices! She sees no difference between adults and innocent kids. Although she does care for the animals and plants of the woodland she is mystically bound to.

The Blair Witch Slenderman Blowout!

Slenderman loves wooded areas as it reminds him of the parallel dimensional home he was banished from centuries ago. He was exploring the Burkittsville woods for the first time when he heard a child scream. He hadn’t absorbed any energy in a while so he saved his teleportation power reserves and instead ran to the scene. There he saw The Blair Witch in physical form with a knife in hand above a scared boy tied to a large fallen log. Slender shapeshifted his tentacles and simultaneous slapped the knife from her hand and untied the boy! The beyond frightened child quickly ran away and made it back to his parent’s camping site. Thankfully they were in the process of leaving the area beyond the reach of the wicked witch!

Slenderman Holds His Own Against The Blair Witch

Slenderman wrapped his tentacles around her body and set his faceless face right against hers. He sent a series of sinister psychic signals into her dark mind hoping to give the Blair bitch the notorious Slender Sickness. She cackled crazily as her eyes glowed green and then raging red! Her shrieking screams sent animals scurrying away and echoed for miles. The Blair Witch yelled, “You’re no match for me you disgusting abomination! You’re not even of this Earth!” The two titans fought for a few minutes as the witch was surprised magic didn’t work on Slenderman since he’s immune to most. However, there is a weakness when it comes to certain Gypsies. She was able to wound Slender in a few places causing his thick black blood to ooze out. This wasn’t surprising as she was made of metaphysical matter while he was still a biological being. Still, he healed quickly and was managing to overpower her with his multiple tentacle strength and mental confusional abilities.

The Blasphemous Battle Ends In Blair Witch Victory

The Blair Witch gave up and reverted to metaphysical energy poltergeist form where she had more power at her disposal. She began telepathically launching trees at him and attempted to pierce the thick veil of his dark deluded mind. She finally created a micro-tornado whirling him around violently amid sharp stabbing branches. Slender finally had enough, and played his teleportation trump card!  He vanished two states away in a Kentucky forest where he lay weak for several hours before finding a school nearby! Slenderman never attempted to return to Burkittsville to take on the Witch or find the boy that got away. Both Slenderman and The Blair Witch continue to paranormally plague the perplexed populace of our planet!

Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Dark Witch Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785. This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill!  Not only was she shunned from the community for her heinous horrors but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods. They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!

The Curse Of The Blair Witch

They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound and blindfolded in the cold wild wilderness. Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will!  Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally, they strung her up, and hung her from a tree!  Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and its citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest!  It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity! Normally that should have sent her dark spirit straight to hell! Unfortunately, she was no ordinary person!

The Eradication Of An Evil Witch Creates An Even More Evil Entity

The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over. Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return! It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure an eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself.  She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave as a number of dark witches and warlock’s tend to be!  Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.

The Blasphemous Birth Of A Perplexing Poltergeist

Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart, she could make good on her deathbed curse. Generally, ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm unless motived by vengeance.  Elly’s rituals had strengthened her spirit that was stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens, further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves. Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical, she eventually became a full-fledged non-demonic poltergeist!

The Vengeful Spirit Makes Good On Her Curse

Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason.  Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually, everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead!  So much death and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her damned domain!

The Blair Witch Is Goddess Of Her Own Woodland

For many years she lay dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of.  She merely became a spirit of the woods she was mystically bound to. Even at full power, she could wander too far past the general area. The Blair Witch was such a force to be reckoned with that even nature deities left the woods! This included the normal low-level Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, and others who feared her wrath! In essence, The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers. The woodland has always maintained a lush condition. It is said sighting unusual black flowers or thorny vines with blood red blooms means the Blair Witch is near! Cryptobotanists who attempt to collect samples for supernatural study of the flora disappear or end up dead!

The Sorry Spinster Elly

It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her. The world of human sensual delights was probably the only thing she was jealous of. It was a forced journey as a loner due to her unusual way of life from an early age that also causes social awkwardness. Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil! To hide their activities they lived deep in a forest away from other people. Ironically Elly rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself!  It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate.  He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Perhaps the parents weren’t important enough minions to override the evil of another?

The Foolish Birth Of Burkittsville Upon Unholy Haunted Grounds!

In an age lacking mass media the atrocities of Blair were easily lost in history and dismissed as tall tales. In 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the Blair Witch’s existence. She was careful and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment!   She would treat the townsfolk as her cattle and only slaughter them as needed!  Preferably in a way so as not to scare them all away! The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!

The Blair Witch Is A High-Level Poltergeist Witch

The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with magical and minor deity propensities. Elly doesn’t quite fall into Dark Goddess status. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human-built structure, haunted object, or even an individual.  Her hauntings revolve around an entire town with a special preference for its dense woodland.  In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They were never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However, as usual, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories. This is how most of the populace learns of the sinister supernatural world hidden away from them in the dark shadows beyond their view!

The Blair Witch Continues Her Reign Of Terror In The 21st Century!

To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend.  A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top-flight poltergeist and witch slayers!  We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge!  We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville.  We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately, there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!

The Paranormal Powers Of The Blair Witch

The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville. Although it is thought she could leave for higher planes of reality. I guess tormenting defenseless humans is more fun than the challenge of traversing the great beyond! The wayward witch is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter for a limited time. When in said form she doesn’t have as much power but is able to more aptly practice witchcraft. However, as a poltergeist, her telekinetic and telepathic powers are greater. She also possesses a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims. This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.

Her love of woods, relation to children, and mentally tormenting people is reminiscent of the sinister Slenderman.  Although we know that Slender Man doesn’t sacrifice children, and instead stores them in an immortal stasis as he siphons their innocent metaphysical energy from their souls. Read About That Time The Two Terrifying Titans Fought Each Other! Interestingly Enough Slenderman Saved A Little Boy From Sinister Sacrifice!

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What’s The Difference Between Witches, Warlocks, Wizards & Sorcerers?

Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, And Sorcerers are the premier paranormal practitioners of Magic! Magic is the manipulation of metaphysical energy by varying means to bend reality to one’s will. Magical PowersAs metaphysical energy is a foundational programming element of our reality it can be supernaturally shuffled under the right circumstances. Everyone who wields the wondrous ability to practice magic has the potential to use it for good, or evil.  Although in the case of Warlocks, they tend to follow the dark path.  Interestingly enough a fair amount of Sorcerers and Sorceresses end up winding into wayward ways due to the awesome power they have harnessed free of any need for higher dimensional deities!  That calling upon, or praying to higher powers is the first trek into magic for most beyond simple Spells. That being said Sorcerer’s are generally the most powerful followed by Wizards.  Witches and Warlocks come in third. However, as with any practitioner of magic or any field of talent, a person can become so experienced in a so-called lesser craft that they outshine those engaged in more advanced arts!

What Are Witches?

Witches can be a common person who learns Witchcraft on their own from sacred texts, from other witches, or at a Magic School. These type of witches tend to be less powerful. Especially if no natural magical ability is present. The most powerful tend to be hereditary witches who come from a family line of witches or magical practitioners in general. Magic practiced for so many generations it has become imbued in their genes. They are born with a natural ability to manipulate magic, and often with an active supernatural power as well. Quite often a psychokinetic power they can wield without actually using magic, spells, or calling upon others for power.  Those natural born witches have the ability to more easily master witchcraft and cast extremely powerful spells including ones they’ve conjured up on their own.  Non-Witches who learn witchcraft can only use other witches spells and cannot make up ones that will work very well.  Although there’s always a rare exception.

What Is Witchcraft?

Witches usually start out practicing the healing arts through herbology, homeopathic medicine, and other alternative remedies.  Many without much magical ability tend to stick with this noble practice of healing others, and some become Midwives. Many practice the Wicca religion although some only practice the religion and never attain magical powers.  The mystical art of Witchcraft is based on being in tune with Mother Nature, and the ability to implore Earthly deities to impart power upon them. These can be Fairies, Nymphs, Gods, and Goddesses just to name a few. From these enchanted energized entities witches derive some, or all, of their power in the form of spells, incantations, rituals, divination, summoning, charms, and potions. A witch who regularly practices magic over a long period of time, particularly if hereditary, will begin to be charged with higher dimensional deity magic, and may perform magical feats without borrowing it from Gods. This will in turn super-charge any active psychokinetic power they were born with. However, like a battery, they can run out of power rather quickly! They may also gain special favor with one or more nature deities who will, in essence, run a virtually permanent line of spiritual power to them. This then allows the lucky witch to summon powers with just a few words, or phrases, free of any drawn-out spells, or rituals. Certainly, something that comes in handy when battling the forces of darkness! We know from experience since Mystic Investigations Senior Vice-President, Rebecca Abernathy, is an advanced witch!

Some exceptionally good white witches who are pure of heart may on occasion call upon Heavenly Angels for power as well.  After all, Angels existed long before Mother Nature itself even existed since they had a hand in creating it! Enochian Magic is a mystical art that exclusively worships angels, and gains power from these advanced higher dimensional beings of peace, and love. Generally, this is frowned upon by the Archangel hierarchy but the small circle of Angels who respond to human worship are left alone if it’s for the greater good, and it doesn’t go to their head.

Witches can be male or female.  More often they’re female since many nature deities are female along with the spirit of Earth Goddess Gaia.   Witches are often trained under a mentor and are members of Covens who provide supernatural support along with wisdom, and guidance.  The leader is sometimes referred to as the High Priest or Priestess. particularly when Wicca is involved. Multiple Covens working in unison are called Witches Hives. They are presided over by a Supreme High Priest or Priestess. When a witch violates the laws of nature and misuses magic thereby angering the God, they are cast out of the Coven. From that point onward they are referred to as a Dark Witch, Wicked Witch, or even a Warlock. Warlock is most often used if the witch in question is dabbling in the dark demonic arts! In some cases even summoning Underworld Gods is prohibited since they represent dark death and not the light of life! In addition, lone witches are often Gray Witches who strive for balance and recognize both white, and black magic.

What’s A Warlock?

An evil male witch is always called a Warlock while a female might simply be called a dark witch or wicked witch. However, one who masters the diabolical dark arts are often called a Warlock who may indeed lead a dark coven of wicked witches. One can be born into a hereditary line of Warlocks but can still have the potential to do good. In this case, they would still be called a Warlock even if they did good deeds. Many Warlocks tend to work alone but will form alliances when it is to their benefit. Their main goal is power for themselves rather than reverence for Mother Nature, and healing those in need. They don’t practice the Wicca religion, and most often worship Underworld Gods, and Demons! The dark entities of evil grant them the power to do damned deeds! In the end, these foolish Warlocks end up selling their soul to the Devil!

The Wondrous World Of Wizards

What is Wizardry? It’s the next level beyond witchcraft that looks to meld science into the mix thereby creating the perfect Alchemy. The path to delving into the secrets of reality Wizardbeyond the plane of nature deities. Wizards are known for their magical laboratories, enchanted experiments, and perplexing potions. They yearn to exploit science, and mathematics while mastering the manipulation of magical energies  Moderate to Advanced level Wizards begin looking inward for paranormal power, and will use magical wizard wands to focus their metaphysical energies.  Spells are often employed by Wizards. Particularly if they were former witches. These spells can be very complicated as they take into account the complex nature of our Universe. They often call upon multiple Gods in the same spell. There’s also a tendency to compel higher level Gods to grant them power. This could include Goddess Gaia, Other Planetary Gods, Star Gods, Galaxy Gods, and plausibly the God Of The Universe. However, the goal for many high-level Wizards is to wean themselves off of spells and learn to tap into these powers on their own. Some wish to advance further into the mysterious world of Sorcery.

Wizards can be male or female. They are sometimes witches who wish to advance to a new level of magic or those who come from a line of hereditary Wizards. Often males tend to skip witchcraft, and train as Wizards instead. They often miss being one with nature and following the path of healing humanity. This is why a decent amount of Wizards turn to the dark side. Generally, they fall somewhere in between the light, and the dark. An average person can attempt Wizardry just as they can Witchcraft. However, they will probably not accomplish much magic, and may only master the alchemy of the art. One must be trained professionally by a practicing Wizard or at a magic school. Learning from texts is beyond difficult!

The Levels Of Wizardry
Wizards sometimes operate alone but often work with other Wizards inside what is called a Wizard’s Circle. These Circles are usually apart of other Circles called a Wizards Sphere. The Sphere is ruled over by a Wizard Master, or technically a Level 13 Wizard. In rare cases, a Cardinal Wizard Master(Fabled Level 14), or even a Sorcerer may create a Hyper-Sphere, and rule over two or more Wizard Spheres. The Circles are lead by a Level 10 Wizard or higher. Within Circles are Wizard Lines lead by level 7-9 Wizards. First-year Wizards are Wizards Apprentices who should advance to Level 1 within 3 years. Graduation to the next Level is determined by a Wizard Master or Counsel Of High Wizards. Usually past the Level of seven. The highest levels of wizards can perform advanced magic without wands, and may adopt a Sorcerer’s Staff if they wish to take the ultimate journey down the road of magic!

Sorcerers: The Superstars Of Magic!
Sorcerers (males) and Sorceresses (females) are the rarest practitioners of magic and are almost always the most powerful!  Power cannot be inherited but rather learned and earned. Although they must always have some magical parentage, or natural power, in order to advance to this level. To attempt Sorcery without first being a witch or wizard is virtually unheard of. That is unless you come from a line of Sorcerers. Although, the power imbued within the genes would still technically be considered wizardry, or witchcraft as there is no such thing as a Sorcery gene. More often the hereditary power is called a magnificent manifestation of metaphysical energy!

Sorcery is almost exclusively a lone craft but powerful Sorcerers do marshall forces, and armies to do their bidding. This can include other Sorcerer, Wizards, Warlocks, Witches, and other entities who support their powerful plans. The most talent Sorcerers eventually attain immortality and train many apprentices over the centuries thereby creating a Society Of Sorcerers. They rule over them as a Supreme Sorcerer or Sorcerer Superior.  A Sorcerers Society identifies themselves by the magical rings they wear which link their powers and make them an all-powerful force to be reckoned with.  It’s said that a Society of 12 or more Sorcerers could conceivably take over the Earth. Thankfully there’s always been a neutralizing opposing force to stop them!

Unfortunately, Sorcerers often serve themselves along with dark forces since this ultimate power can seriously give one delusions of grandeur, and God-like tendencies. We certainly know that the most powerful Sorcerer of all time Dimitri Diablo become the King Of Hell! On the opposite end of the supernatural spectrum, we have the most powerful Sorcerer on Earth, Ian McTavish. He presides over the premier Magic School on Earth to teach the next generation of those striving to do good on Earth! Ultimately every Sorcerer, or Sorceress, has his, or her Sorcery Apprentice. An ally to carry on the craft, and act as a Lieutenant to further their astounding agendas. Generally, the only way to become a true Sorcerer is to work under the tutelage of one. Classes in Sorcery are extremely exclusive, and secretive in the top magic schools around the world. There are only a handful of Sorcery schools in the world including the Sebastian School Of Sorcery hidden in Arizona within the Grand Canyon. Acceptance into such schools is beyond stringent in their requirements!

What Is Sorcery?
Sorcerers utilize a Sorcerer’s Staff to focus their maximum mystical powers although they have power without it.  Advanced Sorcerers can manipulate metaphysical energy in their bare hands to shoot energized electricity, plasma balls, and astral energy eggs at enemies. Sorcery is the ultimate manipulation of magical energies that access the true source of magic itself.  The power of our own pure thought consciousness, trapped within our supposedly physical brain, accessing the pure metaphysical, and Non-Corporeal Energy foundation of reality. The very essence of high-level Gods that compose the fabric of every Universe in existence!  This ultimate power can be used for good or evil since all good and evil had to derive from the mind of highest level God.  The lure of the dark side takes over many a Sorcerer which is why there are a number of evil ones.  A dark side that is amazingly free of any demonic worship in a number of cases.

Practitioners of magic master sorcery by first learning all forms of magic that exist on Earth which includes wizardry, and witchcraft.  They can take the best of all magics, and combine them into one which eventually leads them to the true power of their mind linked to their eternal soul in various higher dimensions.  Even their souls in Parallel Universes as well. If a Sorcerer lives long enough he may ascend beyond their physical form to become a God or a Traveler. Travelers are considered the ultimate being of free will in the Universe.  Travelers are beings of pure consciousness who can exist in the physical realities in a pure light and energy form.  A natural hologram, in essence, bound together by the quantum forces of the Universe.  They are explorers of space, time, parallel Universes, Multiverses, Omniverses, and beyond into the great Macroverse within the mind of the original eternal infinite God we all exist within.

Beyond Sorcery
Whether still officially a Sorcerer, or a Traveler, they collect magical knowledge in their eternal quest for ultimate power.  They access the Akashic Records at various dimensional levels. They learn to master the magics of the entire Milky Way Galaxy and the entire Universe.  Supreme Sorcerers and Travelers delve into Hypermagic which is the mastery of all magic within our Multiverse, aka collection of parallel Universes.  This then leads to Omnimagic, the practicing of all magic within our Omniverse.  It’s said that attaining a certain level of enlightenment can melt even the darkest of hearts making way for ascension to Omniverse Godhood status. Mastery of Macromagic, or practicing of infinite magics, then become possible.  However, this is theoretically impossible since only the one Macroverse God can know what infinity is.  Inevitably some Omniverse Gods wish to become one with the Macroverse God thereby achieving the ultimate throne of magic possible for any soul wandering the vast expanses of light, and dark with an insatiable curiosity to know everything that is!

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