Do Wicked Witches Melt In Water?

Is There A Magic Potion To Disintegrate A Dark Witch?
Dark Witch Water MeltIn the motion picture “The Wizard Of Oz” the wicked witch is seen melting into white vapors due to Dorothy, the witch slayer, throwing a mere bucket of water on her.  In reality a plain bucket of water would do absolutely nothing to any witch.  Unfortunately for green skinned witches they are more vulnerable than white witches due to the dark demonic magics they practice. If the movie was realistic then it would have to be a very special bucket of water.  In order to actually melt, or disintegrate, a dark witch, the water would need to be highly holy in nature.  Preferably blessed by a powerful Priest.  Although this alone would only repel a wicked witch causing some minor burns.  To destroy her you’d need to dilute the following within the holy water:

  1. A Large Handful Of Witchgrass (Juiced)
  2. A Cup Of Crushed Hagstone
  3. A Cup Of Colloidal Silver
  4. A Tablespoon Of Iron Sulfide
  5. A Teaspoon Of Holy Salt (Preferably From The Holy Lands)
  6. A Drop Of Blood From A Witch Hound (A Wolf Bloodhound Hybrid)
  7. A Dash Of Crushed Rubies (In reality those infamous ruby slippers should repel a witch rather than the witch wearing them.) (Optional unless dealing with an extra powerful witch)

With a bucket of this Dark Witch Destroyer you can rest assured no wicked witch will get Wicked Witchthe better of you!  And it does need to be a bucket, or 5 gallons of the potion, fully dousing them for a complete melting into nothingness.  Of course a small injection of this potion will also do the trick as well.  However getting close to a wicked witch is risky, and you have no way of knowing if they have a protective shield around their body. This potion requires no magic, other than a Priest blessing the water, so any novice can use it to deal with a dark witch.  Just be quick about it before they use their unholy powers upon you!

In addition, as a white witch myself, I hesitate to mention this but you can seriously harm, yet not melt, a white witch with a similar potion.  You just need to replace the holy water with unholy water blessed by a Dark Priest, and the holy salt with unholy black salt.  The colloidal silver would have to be replaced with double the Iron Sulfide while the crushed rubies would need to be swapped with crushed Obsidian. Thankfully the average individual isn’t going to find a Dark Priest in the local phone book!

What Are Witch Slayers?

Witch Slayers are magically talented individuals that go after evil witches.  Although some misguided individuals go after all witches.  In those cases they are evil Warlocks, Wizards, or even foolish humans who believe all things magical are evil.  These humans with no natural magical ability seek to eradicate all magical beings who they see as a threat to humankind.  When lacking magic they must resort to tricky tactics to lure a witch into a trap in order to eradicate them in a moment of weakness.  Some may even gain “borrowed power” which they justify as a necessary evil to accomplish their dark mission.  Few individuals actually identify themselves as witch slayers while the number one type of slayer is the Vampire Slayer followed by Zombie Slayers, and Werewolf Slayers.  Naturally Witch Slaying is the most dangerous of the Slaying professions because of the unpredictability of magical abilities that varies among individuals.  It takes someone with extreme bravery, and talent to undertake a life cause such as this.  However some are just plain nuts, and probably should seek psychiatric help.