Who Is The Mardi Gras Joker?

Mardi Gras JokerThe Supervillain known as The Mardi Gras Joker is the current leader of the mainstream Carnival holiday known as Mardi Gras. Also called Fat Tuesday. His sinister stewardship is separate from the religious celebration of Shrove Tuesday. He often dresses in black, and white jester’s garb complete with make-up. However, he will dress normally to blend into non-costume party type of crowds. He taps into the metaphysical energies of chaotic debauchery resulting from excessive partying. The release of moral values seen in New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, and other places around the world are the main fuel for his frightening flames of terror. However his central base of nefarious operations is in New Orleans, Louisiana.  Gaining leadership of a holiday requires a great deal of power, and magic to take over the Holidays Spirit. Generally, an unconscious spirit that manifests courtesy of the human collective consciousness. The most famous being The Spirit Of Christmas.

The Origin Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker’s real name is Frank Farcus but he’s long since abandoned that identity. Frank began as a low-level criminal who utilized theft to create wealth while enjoying the torment of innocent people. There’s some evidence he had abusive parents and may have once had a speech impediment that caused him to be bullied as a child. At some point, he discovered Voodoo magic and found he had a deep interest in it. He realized he had a natural talent, and began training under a dark Voodoo Master. His powers grew, and so did his criminal enterprise that began to employ its own thugs. They often use Voodoo, especially Voodoo doll curses, to destroy people, and extort money from wealthy individuals. Eventually, the Joker took out his magical Master in a demonic ritual to greatly increase his paranormal powers.

The Party Apocalypse And Allies In Darkness

With his supernatural status increased he set his sights on metaphysically taking over Mardi Gras. He has warped the Spirit of the holiday into a dark force that he channeled through his own deformed soul awaiting damnation in Hell. The Joker now works with other forces of darkness around the world to destroy humankind! The goal is to bring about a Party Apocalypse to shroud the world in eternal darkness amid violent partying. Plausibly like something seen in The Purge films except 24 hours a day every day for eternity! One of his most recent associates is the Plague Doctor who often employs new genetically engineered STD’s during Mardi Gras festivities. The Joker has also been rumored to have terrifying ties with an even more famous jester known as The April Anti-Fool. There are also recent associations with various Clown Cults.

Beware Of The Joker On Mardi Gras!

If you happen to be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras be on alert for the Joker, and his merry band of despicable denizens of darkness. They look to corrupt people’s morals and feed off that eclectic energy. They also love the fear that ensues from gaslighting and tormenting those in over their head at various celebrations. These filthy fiends have a nasty habit of kidnapping, torturing, and even sacrificing people on their altar of demonic damnation. That after stealing and extorting people for as much money as possible to keep their criminal enterprise afloat. There’s also a nasty habit of giving people false hope and telling them they can live if they complete intricate maniacal mazes of death. Those who are drunk as a skunk are easy targets in their weakened state!

The Calamitous Cult Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker has created a dark cult of demonic Voodoo. Something very different from the Voodoo religion. These supernatural criminals are a malevolent motley crew you should avoid at all costs! If you spot The Mardi Gras Joker, and his cohorts, do not attempt to apprehend them. Immediately contact your nearest paranormal investigations crime fighting firm, or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In addition, any joking about him being similar to the Joker from Batman is a really bad idea. He will fly into a violent rage if you even dare infer he’s a comical fool! Realistically he is far more of a threat than Gotham City’s Joker!🃏

Fun Fact: The Mardi Gras Joker has a Lair in the sewers of New Orleans. This guy really lives like a King among men!💩

The Mardi Gras Joker And His Mad Minions Battle Patriot Woman!

How To Reverse A Voodoo Doll Curse?

What Is A Voodoo Doll & How Is It Created?
Voodoo DollA Voodoo Doll is an enchanted effigy of a person that can be linked to their very body, mind, and soul through a cursed spell. This is the specialty of advanced Voodoo Witch Doctors. The process of creating such a doll can vary between Voodoo practitioners but more or less bodily fluids, and personal items from the victim are essential in crafting it. For maximum effectiveness it must also resemble the cursed individual in question. Once the doll is complete it can then be manipulated to cause equivalent effects in the victim’s body. Nefarious needles, and even flames, are employed to cause pain, Illness, mental distress, handicaps, disfigurements, and even death!

Take Back Your Life & Claim Your Voodoo Doll!
It is imperative you get ahold of the Voodoo doll that is cursing you! Linking a curse to a physical object can be a strength, and a weakness. It all depends on the victim gaining possession of it. A master of Voodoo black magic can seriously mess you up both physically, and mentally with such a dastardly doll. A frightening figure intertwined with your very body, and soul. You really have nothing to lose by attempting to pilfer the doll of damnation since doing nothing will surely lead to your ultimate doom!  Secretly observing the Voodoo practitioners daily routine from afar is the first step before pouncing once they leave their home, or base of operations. Often they will keep it in the room they practice their dark craft within. Sometimes it is hidden behind a secret panel or bookcase. If this type of mission is beyond your skillset, or you’re in bad shape, then we recommend hiring a paranormal investigator, or even a practitioner of magic to aid you. If you can find a powerful enough witch, warlock, wizard, or sorcerer they can attempt to defend you from the ill effects of the voodoo doll. However at some point you must acquire the doll, and destroy it with extreme prejudice!

Turn The One Who Cursed You Into The Victim!
You can even turn the tables on your terrifying tormenter.  Voodoo practitioners must first make a Voodoo Doll representing themselves as the first step down the dark road of diabolical doll creation. That Doll is almost always used as a part of their curses.  Even if it isn’t they generally keep it, and utilize it in a positive way to strengthen themselves. Such as channeling your metaphysical energy through your doll, and then transferring it to theirs which then channels it into their body. Voodoo Witch Doctors are notorious for hiding their own doll in an extremely secure location for their own protection. If you feel you have time before the Voodoo Master returns then by all means attempt to search for the doll.  If you manage to find it you could very well choose to immediately burn it. Such a complete incineration would eradicate your Voodoo torturer from the very face of this Earth! Of course that is the very reason you shouldn’t burn your own doll immediately! If you have access to a decent practitioner of magic, especially another person practicing Voodoo, they may be able to use the evil Voodoo practitioners doll to restore any damage to your body, or health in general!

The Safe Way To Destroy Your Voodoo Doll!
Once you get the doll in your possession don’t remove any pins or other items penetrating or affixed to the doll. You could do more damage removing them! Carefully place the doll in a sturdy box for transport, and submerge it in holy water blessed by a priest of any religion. However the human collective conscious plays a strong role in the power of any given religion. So it seems Catholic holy water is usually the most powerful due to so many people believing in the religion. Make a quick run to your local church, and give your Voodoo doll a baptism in holy water. This will immediately stop its ill effects in most cases. Only then can you safely remove the needles, and anything else attached to the doll. Your body will then begin to naturally heal itself as it normally would. However serious damage like a removed limb will not grow back! To many pin pricks to vital organs like the heart or brain may leave permanent physical damage! See a physician immediately for a complete exam! You may also require psychological assistance if the Voodoo Witch Doctor messed with your mind.

You could theoretically store your Voodoo doll in a bottle of holy water forever to keep it neutralized. Unfortunately there is a real danger of the deeply angered Voodoo Master stealing it back! In most cases destroying it prevents them from creating a duplicate doll. Especially if they still have your bodily fluids, or personal items. It’s always smart to search for these items as well while on the mission to retrieve your doll.

A complete holy cleansing, and incineration is best to insure you’re completely cut off from the doll’s curse along with the Voodoo Master being unable to ever curse you with another doll ever again. Clearly the holy water is an excellent start but next you will need holy oil. There are a variety of formulations but we’ve found that an olive oil base with fair amounts of myrrh, and frankincense oil is the best way to go. Then have that oil blessed by a priest. It would probably be even better if the priest would actually give you his own holy oil. Unfortunately they tend to be stingy about giving  that away even for a fee!

Allow the Voodoo Doll to dry out a bit from the holy water before submerging it in the holy oil. Let it sit in the sainted oil for an hour before removing it, and placing it somewhere safe to light a fire. Then feel free to light that bastard up! Let the flames fly free to encapsulate, and eradicate the doll completely! If there’s some way for a priest to bless the fire holy that would be best. A church incinerator would be ideal for this. However it’s not essential. Once the doll is nothing but ash release it as dust in the wind. Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, will meld the ashes into the environment thereby granting you some much needed good luck. In this case it’s particularly helpful to release the holy dust into a rural area.

What If I Can’t Get My Voodoo Doll?
If you cannot gain access to the Voodoo doll then you need to find your own Voodoo witch doctor, and have them make an Anti-Voodoo Doll which is imbued with strength, and good luck by the witch.  As a further step we recommend having the doll blessed by a Priest.  However it won’t be easy to find a mainstream Christian Priest who will do this.  If not then try a holy person of another religion.  This Anti-Doll should neutralize the bad doll that’s cursing you.  Of course there’s no guarantee.  If your Voodoo Master is powerful enough then perhaps they can be persuaded to do battle with the evil one in order to force them to hand over your doll! Or you could open up negotiations directly as well. Maybe find out if in fact they were hired by someone to curse you since odds are slim that you offended a Voodoo practitioner. Lawyers specializing in supernatural law might be ideal for such negotiations. Unfortunately as of the writing of this article no court of law recognizes supernatural laws. Ultimately you must obtain the cursed doll to destroy it in a proper fashion.  If the Voodoo Witch Doctor is unyielding then you might have to hire paranormal crimefighters, a powerful witch, wizard, or even a sorcerer to deal with the Voodoo terrorist, and exact justice so you can get your life back! If you’re currently the victim of a Voodoo doll curse may God have mercy on your soul during your dark plight!

Our Dark Dealings With A Cyber-Voodoo Extortionist Hacker!

The Case Of The Cyber-Voodoo Extortionist Hacker!

Ransomware DemandTuesday morning started off with a bang when we were unable to access any of our computer files!  Then we got an ominous email from a horrifying hacker holding our sensitive supernatural files for ransom.  We were a victim of the infamous Ransomware! A computer virus that locks files via an encryption code which gives a hacker leverage to extort money from individuals, and businesses. If we didn’t pay $2.2 million dollars the heinous hacker said our files would be deep-sixed into oblivion, and beyond! This includes our precious paranormal database of supernatural secrets amassed over the last 10 years along with our resident vampire Executive VP Drake Alexander’s 700 years of personal journals painstakingly scanned into digital form.  Of course he at least still has the original texts.  Conventional hacking is impossible in our paranormal crime fighting facility since our resident witch Rebecca Abernathy had incorporated multi-layered magical encryption with the aid of our computer whiz kid, and cyborg Zack Powers. Unfortunately it seems we were compromised by a Voodoo Master who called himself Voodoo Victor.  He apparently used a unique computer cyber-curse voodoo virus he paranormally patented to partake of pestering people for extortion money! His emails demanding money were smug, and so full of pride bragging about how he beat the marvelous Mystic Investigations! Read The Rest On Our Supernatural Stories Blog…We headed down to New Orleans to find the Ransomware Hacker!