Does The Devil Claim One Soul During Spring Daylight Savings Time?

Devils Daylight Savings TimeThere have been rumors swirling about supernatural circles that the Devil claims a soul lost amid Daylight Savings Time. This occurs in various nations around the world but for reasons unknown, the United States is the Devil’s favorite target. Every year in the USA on the second Sunday in March Americans are required to set their clocks an hour ahead at 2 AM. This sets time squarely in the 3 AM Devils Hour. Legend has it that lost hour becomes metaphysical temporal energy the Devil and some other entities are said to collect.  As the enchanted energies are collected it creates a supernatural net that captures a soul at the wrong place in the wrong time! Their body and soul go to Hell until the end of Daylight Savings Time on the first Sunday in November. Unfortunately, it is said they return as a lost soulless creature while their spirit remains in Hell until they die as they were naturally intended. Of course, by then their tortured soul is deeply damaged!

A Human Soul Is Lost To The Missing Daylight Saving Hour!
Our extensive research into this insane urban legend has led us to believe it is indeed true! Each year one person goes missing on March Daylight Savings Sunday and reappears at the end of November. Family and friends say the victim can’t remember where they’ve been. They are beyond apathetic and seemingly emotionless. Once warm and loving individuals return as cold zombies just going through the motions. However, they often awake with screaming night terrors as their sub-conscious relives the horrifying hell they suffered. Apparently, the Devil treats them as an honored guest of Hell one moment and then lets his demons have their way with them the next! It’s thought that the innocent soul is eventually traded for a Demon captured by Heaven. Although as mentioned the soul exchange doesn’t happen until the person has died.

The metaphysical mechanisms that facilitate this temporal soul capturing net are tied into the human collective consciousness that dictates what numerical time it actually is. The lost 2 AM hour lives on as an elusive entity in the minds of humankind as we jump to 3 AM. During this instantaneous time jump, an unconscious metaphysical energized spirit for the non-existent 2 AM hour is created. For an instant, it is spread across any given time zone like an invisible net. The 3 AM Devil’s Hour hits and it is spiritually anchored to a random Underworld portal in the region. The Underworld is the physical connection to metaphysical Hell. At 3 AM the two o’clock hour astral net is pulled into the paranormal portal. The soul nearest to the portal gets caught in the increasingly concentrated net and is dragged into the Underworld all the way to Hell! It never captures more than one soul because the power of the Human soul is off the supernatural scales. It’s simply too much for the net to maintain more than one. The body itself is transmuted into a temporary metaphysical form as well.

The Lucky Daylight Savings Break For A Vampire
Oddly enough the net would be more likely to attract a demonic soul to it. However such beings on Earth are rare compared to humans. There is an anecdote of a vampire being dragged to Hell one year. Apparently, he had the time of his life and came back to brag how he was in tight with the Devil. In fact, he left as a fourth generation vampire and was powered up like a first generation vamp upon his return. He’s now a high-level minion for he royal Transylvanian vampires! It’s good to know that there is sometimes a silver lining to this temporal atrocity!😈

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Who Is The Cringe?

There Are Beauty & Beasts In The Eye Of The Beholder. For All The Cringe Is Deadly Disturbing!

Just as someone can be born with perfect facial features thereby making them a perfect 10 so can someone be born a 1. Of course, ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Certainly, a warm smile and sensual ebullient personality can greatly increase one’s attractiveness. That being said there is a certain ratio of facial features that don’t necessarily make a person either ugly or hot. Yet at the same time, there is something off-putting about them. Not any discernible deformity but just a characteristic that is not quite human on what is clearly a human face. Some that induce a spine-chilling feeling and a wish to flee away from said individual. They are a walking Cringe!

The Cringe Loves Posing As A Creepy Clown

There is one man on Earth who is the complete embodiment of instilling a deeply disturbing feeling within all who lay eyes upon him. He is only known as The Cringe for his real name and origin are unknown. Clowns are known for creating a feeling of fear through their insane make-up. The Cringe accomplishes this without cosmetics yet he doesn’t look like a classic clown. Ironically he often works as a clown to get close to people and perform his despicable acts upon them. In full costume, he actually looks better! Some say he resembles Pennywise The Clown from the movie “It“. Although Pennywise looks like a charming bachelor compared to The Cringe.

Once the crazy clown traps his victims he cleans off his greasepaint to reveal his true cringe-worthy face. This is for maximum terror and the enjoyment of witnessing a frenzied fear from his hostages! His freakish face is said to cause a person to freeze like they would in a nightmare. The eyes of this terrifying nut look as if they are piercing your very soul with a dark dagger! It’s possible the reaction to his face could very well be a paranormal phenomenon. However, there is still research that needs to be done in order to verify this.

A Seriously Superhuman Serial Killer Of Small Stature

The Cringe is a serial killer who enjoys torturing his victims amid his unspeakable acts before murdering them! Clearly, his childhood was most like quite a horrifying mess to create such a heinous killer! The Cringe is considered Superhuman due to the enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses he possesses. Much more than the standard serial killer! This despite his skinny build and height of 5′ 4″. Perhaps there’s a Napoleon Complex that may have had some minor part in his murderous ways along with his appearance. It is unknown where his power emanates. Plausibly it could be pure anger driven will like other serial killers. In the case of The Cringe, he may have inadvertently activated some latent superhuman DNA. With each passing decade, there is a slight increase in humans born with various superpowers.

His raw rage-filled power has been witnessed by the paranormal investigative crime fighters who have confronted him. Often they die or The Cringe eludes them! Despite pleas from some in the supernatural community the world of law enforcement seems to shrug off The Cringe as an Urban Legend due to a complete lack of evidence. He is a master of wiping a crime scene clean and completely destroying the bodies. He may also frame someone else for it. This suggests some manner of extensive training in Forensic Science.

The Cringe Walks Alone Killing All Who Cross His Path!

The Cringe is such an insanely savage loner that he has killed those who approached him to act as a hitman or enforcer for their criminal syndicate or sinister supernatural organization. He has literally turned down millions of dollars and caused multiple bounties to be placed on his head. The Cringe even make the Top Paranormal Most Wanted at number 14! However, his reputation precedes him and he is beyond difficult to find so most don’t bother hunting him! He even refused to the join the premier demonic clown cult on Earth known as The Klaus Kane Clown Cult. This freakish fool now has these demon backed clowns after him and he takes them out with extreme prejudice when they get in his way!

Beware Because The Cringe Could Be Anywhere You Are Now!

There is no supernatural method of repelling The Cringe except via brute force weaponry. He could be any clown at a circus, carnival, or child’s birthday party! He could also be any creep in a crowd where he often wears hats, sunglasses, and even fake facial hair. This is an attempt to hide his cringey appearance that would draw a lot of unwanted attention! He is said to give off a generally creepy vibe even when his back is turned to someone. His voice is also oddly shrill and gives the feeling of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard. If you come across any stranger who creeps you out in any way then don’t hesitate to simply leave the vicinity or run if they begin chasing you. Coming up with a legitimate excuse to leave might be the best option before quickly finding an area with lots of people present. Be advised he has successfully snatched people in crowded public areas in broad daylight. These unlucky folks were never seen again!

The Cringe May Have A Resistance To Magic

Don’t take a chance because it could be The Cringe! If you think you’ve had contact with The Cringe then call your nearest paranormal professionals or Practitioners Of Magic! The closest anyone came to capturing him was a witch some years ago. She thwarted his attempt to kidnap a set of twin toddlers from their parents! The witch said somehow The Cringe resisted the full metaphysical force of her marvelous magics. Plausibly via die-hard will power! Don’t try to capture or kill him on your own! He is strong, stealthy, highly intelligent, a master of hand to hand combat and is proficient in the use of all manner of weapons! When you close your eyes and think of him you will feel The Cringe surge through you as just being on the same planet as him is a horrifying prospect!

The Patriot Woman Urban Legend

September 11th, 2001 Terror AttacksOut of the tragedy of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001 came a glimmer of superhero hope!  Of course we know of the various special people who develop powers from gamma radiation such as the notorious Hulks.  The Japanese Fukushima Disaster created an unprecedented amount of Incredible Hulks that required the government to set forth great effort to cover it up, and suppress media coverage.  Most humans develop cancer from radiation but some with the right paranormal genetics develop psychokinetic powers.  To a lesser extent various carcinogens, and toxic material that aren’t necessarily radioactive can activate latent powers hidden within our junk DNA.  After the destruction of the World Trade Center a toxic dust cloud of materials blanketed New York City, and continued to burn toxins in the air for months afterward.  There were numerous cases of various illnesses, and cancer from those near ground zero of the dastardly disaster.  Especially in the case of First Responders, and heroes who selflessly risked their own life to save others.  In the case of one lucky woman, breathing in the toxic debris netted her some totally awesome powers! Read The Rest Of This Urban Legend On Our Halloween Blog…