The Superhero Patriot Woman Thwarts The Mardi Gras Joker!

The self-proclaimed Voodoo powered leader of Mardi Gras known as The Mardi Gras Joker was up to his old nefarious tricks on February 13th, 2018! There are many tales of the despicable acts perpetuated by him and his thugs throughout the year. Particularly on Mardi Gras as he seeks to turn its debauchery into a completely dark holiday of horror! During 2018’s New Orleans festivities one such evil enterprise was interrupted by none other than the superhero born form the chemical laden ashes of September 11th, 2001. Of course we speak of the amazing Patriot Woman! Read The Rest Of This Sorted Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…

Has Micheal Myers Ever Battled Supernatural Monsters?


In the Halloween movie franchise, Michael Myers only goes up against humans whether helpless or well armed. Either way, he always walks away ready to kill another day! The real-life Michael Myers, known as the immortal superhuman serial killer Stanley Stiers, is still on the lose. Thankfully he only engages in his murderous madness on Halloween! Somewhat like Jason Voorhees only killing people on Friday The 13th. Although Stanley has been sparsely spotted on Halloween Eve and November 2nd Day Of The Dead. Yet never on November 1st Hallowmas, aka All Saints Day. Where he goes the rest of the year nobody knows? Perhaps he needs an entire year to heal his body via some mystical process? Certainly, we know his mind and body are disconnected from his soul which could hinder metaphysical energy transfer essential for healing mortal wounds and keeping the aging process at bay.

Has Michael Myers Killed Supernatural Beings?

Eliminating average humans is easy for a superhuman with killer instincts, super strength, speed, agility, senses, and stealth. Has Stanley Stiers ever met the challenge of taking on other superhuman’s, monsters, and various paranormal creatures? Despite his limited Halloween kill window he has run across those who could truly have a chance at beating him. The odds would dictate it would eventually happen a number of times since Stanley is 106 years old and has been in serial killer mode for 95 Halloweens now. It actually seems to happen every decade or so. This is in addition to the paranormal professionals who attempt to stop him every so often.

There are unsubstantiated rumors that he entered a haunted house sometime in the 1930’s. Apparently, he went up against a violent poltergeist and ended up burning the entire house to the ground! The first known incident was in 1944 amid World War II sugar rationing which effectively deflated most trick or treating festivities. This weakened the Spirit Of Halloween between 1942 through 1946 thereby making the usual cavalcade of Halloween monsters even greater. While brave soldiers were fighting the Nazis and Japanese we had supernatural warriors at home battling prolific paranormal activity including a plethora of dark spirits, poltergeists, and demons!

Micheal Myers vs A Vampire

On Halloween 1944 Stanley Stiers walked the barren streets devoid of Trick O Treaters. The promise of toothbrushes and bland carrot cake wasn’t enough to get the kids going door to door during the sugar shortage. There was some decor such as Jack-O-Lanterns but otherwise, things were dead. Stanley liked to spot his victims amid Halloween crowds he mingled with while wearing his trademark mask. He began looking into house windows seeing if anyone caught his interest. That’s when he heard the shrill scream of a woman several houses down. Stiers ran to the house and kicked in the front door to find a Vampire biting into a woman. She had invited the handsome man in as he claimed his car had broken down. He supposedly needed to use her phone. People were insanely trusting back then!

The vampire was shocked by the sudden intrusion of the 6′ 4″ muscular masked man as he tossed the woman aside. She was still conscious as she witnessed the supernatural spectacle on the floor leaning against her couch. Stanley began walking slowly toward the vampire with iconic knife raised. The vampire’s eyes glowed red while he angrily exclaimed, “How dare you interrupt my feeding you filthy slayer!” He wrongly assumed Stiers was a Vampire Slayer. Stanley swung the blade at the bloodsucker who blocked the blow by grabbing his wrist. Stan then grabbed the vampire’s other wrist. The two terrifying titans grappled in a battle of strength and will. We’re unaware of what generation the vampire was since this would determine his strength level. Some estimates put him somewhere between the 7th and 10th generations. Stanley appeared to be unimpressed by the vampires power, glowing eyes, and display of fangs along with the monstrous growling. It’s unknown if Stiers had any knowledge of the vampires before this but he does have a history of being fearless. A belief he is the most powerful predator on Earth!

It appeared the vampire was starting to twist apex predator Stan’s arm in an attempt to force the knife into him. However, the completely stoic and silent Stiers began turning the tables as he mustered within him the strength of his murderous will and plunged the knife into the vampire’s heart! The vamp staggered back in surprise as he let out a snide snicker before pulling the blade out and flinging it at Stiers hitting him in the chest just missing the heart. Before he could pull it out the vampire raced at him like a blur and sunk his teeth into Stanley. The vampire was immediately disgusted by the taste of the blood that made him feel sick. Normally immortal human blood is a sweet treat for vampires. It’s thought that Stiers soulless blood would be akin to feasting on a long dead person which is like poison to a vampire.

The Mercy Of Michael Myers?

Stiers picked up the fanged fool and threw him into the rather large fireplace blazing nearby. By some luck, the poor woman watching everything said a Lord’s Prayer as she quivered in fear. That prayer actually made the flames Holy Fire and the vampire was instantly incinerated to unholy ash. Stanley watched the vampire burn while pulling the knife from his chest. There was very little blood flowing from the wound. The woman got up and actually hugged Stanley thanking him for saving her. She was a little unsure about his mask but assumed it was for Halloween.

Stanley stood silent and motionless in the woman’s warm embrace until his monstrous nature made him raise the knife to do his thing. At that moment a four-year-old girl wearing a witches costume came running downstairs screaming, “Mommy I woke up from my nap!” The child stood still as she witnessed the masked Stiers and her Mom together. Stanley then turned away and stomped out the door into the dark cold shadows never to be seen in that neighborhood ever again! It is interesting how quite a few supernatural serial killers seem to go out of their way not to harm small kids. Indeed he displayed some mercy by not extinguishing the child’s mother in her presence. We Will Highlight Michael Myers, aka Stanley Stiers, Battles With Other Sinister Supernatural In Future Articles…

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Who Is The Cringe?

There Are Beauty & Beasts In The Eye Of The Beholder. For All The Cringe Is Deadly Disturbing!

Just as someone can be born with perfect facial features thereby making them a perfect 10 so can someone be born a 1. Of course, ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Certainly, a warm smile and sensual ebullient personality can greatly increase one’s attractiveness. That being said there is a certain ratio of facial features that don’t necessarily make a person either ugly or hot. Yet at the same time, there is something off-putting about them. Not any discernible deformity but just a characteristic that is not quite human on what is clearly a human face. Some that induce a spine-chilling feeling and a wish to flee away from said individual. They are a walking Cringe!

The Cringe Loves Posing As A Creepy Clown

There is one man on Earth who is the complete embodiment of instilling a deeply disturbing feeling within all who lay eyes upon him. He is only known as The Cringe for his real name and origin are unknown. Clowns are known for creating a feeling of fear through their insane make-up. The Cringe accomplishes this without cosmetics yet he doesn’t look like a classic clown. Ironically he often works as a clown to get close to people and perform his despicable acts upon them. In full costume, he actually looks better! Some say he resembles Pennywise The Clown from the movie “It“. Although Pennywise looks like a charming bachelor compared to The Cringe.

Once the crazy clown traps his victims he cleans off his greasepaint to reveal his true cringe-worthy face. This is for maximum terror and the enjoyment of witnessing a frenzied fear from his hostages! His freakish face is said to cause a person to freeze like they would in a nightmare. The eyes of this terrifying nut look as if they are piercing your very soul with a dark dagger! It’s possible the reaction to his face could very well be a paranormal phenomenon. However, there is still research that needs to be done in order to verify this.

A Seriously Superhuman Serial Killer Of Small Stature

The Cringe is a serial killer who enjoys torturing his victims amid his unspeakable acts before murdering them! Clearly, his childhood was most like quite a horrifying mess to create such a heinous killer! The Cringe is considered Superhuman due to the enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses he possesses. Much more than the standard serial killer! This despite his skinny build and height of 5′ 4″. Perhaps there’s a Napoleon Complex that may have had some minor part in his murderous ways along with his appearance. It is unknown where his power emanates. Plausibly it could be pure anger driven will like other serial killers. In the case of The Cringe, he may have inadvertently activated some latent superhuman DNA. With each passing decade, there is a slight increase in humans born with various superpowers.

His raw rage-filled power has been witnessed by the paranormal investigative crime fighters who have confronted him. Often they die or The Cringe eludes them! Despite pleas from some in the supernatural community the world of law enforcement seems to shrug off The Cringe as an Urban Legend due to a complete lack of evidence. He is a master of wiping a crime scene clean and completely destroying the bodies. He may also frame someone else for it. This suggests some manner of extensive training in Forensic Science.

The Cringe Walks Alone Killing All Who Cross His Path!

The Cringe is such an insanely savage loner that he has killed those who approached him to act as a hitman or enforcer for their criminal syndicate or sinister supernatural organization. He has literally turned down millions of dollars and caused multiple bounties to be placed on his head. The Cringe even make the Top Paranormal Most Wanted at number 14! However, his reputation precedes him and he is beyond difficult to find so most don’t bother hunting him! He even refused to the join the premier demonic clown cult on Earth known as The Klaus Kane Clown Cult. This freakish fool now has these demon backed clowns after him and he takes them out with extreme prejudice when they get in his way!

Beware Because The Cringe Could Be Anywhere You Are Now!

There is no supernatural method of repelling The Cringe except via brute force weaponry. He could be any clown at a circus, carnival, or child’s birthday party! He could also be any creep in a crowd where he often wears hats, sunglasses, and even fake facial hair. This is an attempt to hide his cringey appearance that would draw a lot of unwanted attention! He is said to give off a generally creepy vibe even when his back is turned to someone. His voice is also oddly shrill and gives the feeling of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard. If you come across any stranger who creeps you out in any way then don’t hesitate to simply leave the vicinity or run if they begin chasing you. Coming up with a legitimate excuse to leave might be the best option before quickly finding an area with lots of people present. Be advised he has successfully snatched people in crowded public areas in broad daylight. These unlucky folks were never seen again!

The Cringe May Have A Resistance To Magic

Don’t take a chance because it could be The Cringe! If you think you’ve had contact with The Cringe then call your nearest paranormal professionals or Practitioners Of Magic! The closest anyone came to capturing him was a witch some years ago. She thwarted his attempt to kidnap a set of twin toddlers from their parents! The witch said somehow The Cringe resisted the full metaphysical force of her marvelous magics. Plausibly via die-hard will power! Don’t try to capture or kill him on your own! He is strong, stealthy, highly intelligent, a master of hand to hand combat and is proficient in the use of all manner of weapons! When you close your eyes and think of him you will feel The Cringe surge through you as just being on the same planet as him is a horrifying prospect!