Who Are The Luckiest & Unluckiest Persons On Earth?

The Unluckiest Person Alive!
According to top flight psychics, mystics, and seers the Unluckiest Person on Earth is an extremely horrifying story! Someone born into a world of nightmarish underworld slavery in a beyond deformed state that led to them being sold to a secret sub-company of an evil corporation. That clandestine corporation in turn used them for scientific experiments. Today at 22 years of age they languish in a small metal cage that has been their home for most of their life. It is thought they are weeks away from their sub-consciousness finally revealing the Safe Word to escape their hellish life. From there they will be released in the serene freedom of the afterlife.

Believe it or not this person chose to endure this beyond unspeakable life in their Heavenly pre-birth life. This is why nobody is attempting to save them despite the psychic knowledge. The individual knew what they could bear and they wanted this unimaginably impossible experience to strengthen their soul. The purpose being to ascend to higher states of consciousness in the infinite dimensions above. One of the Universal Guarantees of the Omniverse God is that nobody has to endure more than they can bear in life. No matter how miserable and unfair you believe your life is there is someone who is always way worse off!

The Luckiest Person Alive!
The Luckiest Person on Earth was born on the night of a Saint Patrick’s Day Moon to a wealthy family in Ireland. On the way to being born at the hospital his parents came across an injured Leprechaun who they gave aid to. He blessed their child with the complete luck of the Irish. The baby was born with 100% perfect DNA to the point of being considered Superhuman. That included a phenomenal IQ. He grew up with the most wonderful childhood possible in this world! Full of joy and fun everyday! In fact, he had such a deep belief in Santa Claus that he was directly invited to North Pole City despite not being an official part of the paranormal community. By sheer coincidence or luck he avoided every hardship imaginable. Not one hurt feeling what so ever! Never once did he cry even as a baby because he magically avoided even seeing any hint of hell on this violent planet. Everyone he knew in his family has yet to die. His Great Grandma is currently pushing 110!

He’s charismatic and handsome making many friends along with a cavalcade of female admirers. His connections and intelligence has caused him to create his own wealth independent of his parents even though he is still very young. Besides Santa Claus he continually comes across good supernatural beings while avoiding the evil ones! It’s not uncommon for him to frolic with fairies, nymphs, elves, leprechauns, unicorns and more! In his rose colored eyes the world is a paradise. Especially when he purposely avoids paying too much attention to the negative news stories. He still holds a fair level of child like innocence that makes the world appear magical. This despite not being a virgin! This innocence has at times let him see the Mother Earth’s Paradise Plane that exists all around us!

Through deep meditation and sheer will he has begun manifesting super powers stemming from his perfect DNA. He grows exponentially powerful each day now at the age of 19.  Psychics predicts he will attain Godhood by 21 years of age. From that point he will ascend to higher planes of existence. Even if he is starting to realize this world is less than perfect he is forbidden to interfere on a large scale under The Supernatural Secrecy Pact! It’s thought the voice of the Omniverse God traverses his mind with wisdom informing him of this fact. Plausibly someday he could become an adopted Son of the Holy Lord himself! Maybe he already is!

Yes indeed if you think your life is going super great then there’s always someone doing exponentially better. LOL! [Twitter] [Facebook]

What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story?
Halloween's Michael MyersMichael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history.  After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth, and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic. Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers true name was Stanley Stiers and much of his original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part.  Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 seems to indicate that his powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn.

In reality Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his often drunk parents after they found out he was not their biological child.  Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for kicks.  The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley.  Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby.  A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween eve 1923 11 year old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers who was known as the terror of the neighborhood.  It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of Halloween day but that night he went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife.  Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts.  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24 he snapped again when some orderlies harassed him.  He repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength made more sense.  However now his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets.

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  One as recently as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City.  Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly at age 102 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine.  This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough.  Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there.  They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?
Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify.  Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul.  There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to ones soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter.  Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure thought matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year.


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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween, and therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far.  Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul to his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity. [Twitter]

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Why Are Humans So Weak In Comparison To Animals & Supernaturals?

Early Human WarriorsHumans are paranormally classified as Animal-God Hybrids.  Animal coming first since our bodies are biological.  Then God for our unique intelligent consciousness that is connected to our higher dimensional souls existing outside this space-time dimension.  A consciousness that has built a civilization that dominates the Earth above all other species.  However, when placed in the wilds without the use of any of our marvelous inventions we don’t fare too well against other predators nor nature in general. As Animal-God Hybrids we seem to neither have the ferocious strength, speed, agility, and enhanced senses of many animals nor the supernatural powers of the Gods.  In a way, we have the worst of both worlds it seems. It’s almost a joke of nature to have our complex consciousness bottle up in inferior animal bodies!

Some have conjectured we’re so different from the other animals due to having direct extraterrestrial origins.  That’s simply not the case.  However, the origin of life on this planet could have resulted from Panspermia, or seeding of the planet by extraterrestrials, comets, or meteors.  The reason why we can only withstand a limited variety of food, require shelter, heating, clothes, medicine, etc. is due to our awkward stage in the evolutionary process.  In essence, we’re in the early teenage years of our evolution.  Not quite animal anymore yet far away from being Gods which would be considered the adult stage.  In our infancy, we were powerful ape-like beings who were driven by instincts to survive in the unforgiving wilds.  We as early humans were able to stand up to horrifying beasts, the elements, and everything Mother Nature threw at us.  Unfortunately as our minds developed toward Godhood, and civilization took root, our oneness with nature began to fade away.  We came to rely on our tools, weapons, and other inventions to make life easier in order to make more room for the self-perceived pleasures in our existence along with creative leisure pursuits.

With the advent of civilization and the ever increasing ease of life, our bodies grew weaker over generations from lack of its full potential use as seen in wild animals.  A potential only seen in some when they surpass what was once thought to be the limit of human physicality. Those who override the brains need to dedicate energy to other processes besides muscular strength. Often in the world of athletics, and also in the secret world of Supernatural Hunters.  Theoretically, we should be as strong, if not stronger, as chimpanzees who beat us by four times the amount of strength! In the early days of our ascension toward Godhood, it was more often the hormone driven animal side that ruled our lives. Now it’s our intellectual side in constant conflict with that animal side! This is the origin of a plethora of psychological diseases!

With each passing decade, we see ever increasing acts of mind over matter despite our bodies now being a mere shadow of those early in our species. Every century we witness more people developing psychokinetic powers that lie latent in our junk DNA.  A physical product of our true metaphysical nature. Although only a small percentage of the populace wields such powers to a level that would make them superhuman in nature.  The first of these people to begin the next stage in our evolution were those with psychic abilities. Naturally, this world of superhumans hides in the shadows secretly fighting the forces darkness for fear of being locked away in a government facility, or worse!

The current epidemic of obesity and diseases caused by sedentary lifestyles, junk food, and even chemical pollutionAkward Human Evolution will continue to rise. Especially as the corrupt criminal regimes of the world drive us further into dystopia during these tumultuous teenage years of our physical, mental, and societal development.  This is the most dangerous time during any species intelligent evolution.  A nail-biting window of time where self-destruction is most likely as we race to spread our species into space in order to avert any natural extinction such as by the hand of a massive meteor or comet. Or even extraterrestrial invasion! However it’s more likely a global pandemic, or nuclear apocalypse will cause our species to meet its maker.

Humankind’s Future As Superhero Gods
Super-Human-HeroesHumans need to get past their evolutionary growing pains by wiping out the criminal plutocratic elites who divide humankind and hold us down. We need to create a truly free form of government by the people and eliminate our traditional concepts of economics, and money. We must work toward our common betterment rather than individual selfish profits, and luxuries. Once that happens an era of enlightenment will lead us to the ultimate utopia of peace, and happiness!  A renaissance of Godhood where we begin to tap into our latent junk DNA, and the untapped powers of our God like minds filtered through the illusion of our biological brains.  This coupled with future genetic engineering, biomechanical enhancements, and other technologies will bring our weak bodies not only back to the power we had as animals but surpassing it to superhuman levels, and beyond!  A day will come at the end of our evolutionary biological cycle where we will have superior physical prowess even in comparison to a Lion along with a complete array of super powers.  Powers that will finally place us at the top of the planetary based supernatural food chain.  No longer will vampires, werewolves, zombies or any paranormal beings tied to this Earth be a threat.  We will hunt them rather than they hunting us!  Although I suppose those pesky practitioners of dark magic will still continue to be an issue. However, there will also be a day when every human will know how to tap into marvelous magics as well!

Soon after achieving the apex of our biological existence we will begin to transform into beings of pure energy who can traverse space, time, parallel Universes, and the higher dimensions as well.  This will be the early adulthood phase of the human species evolution to metaphysical energy entities, and ultimate non-corporeal Godhood.  We will most likely be joined in our ascension by other extraterrestrial species from across our Universe as we all make room for a new batch of animals to evolve into Gods.  We will then move into the realm of being equal, and eventually surpassing the powers of higher dimensional beings such as the Earthly Gods(Celtic, Greek, Roman, etc.), and of course, the dreaded Demon threat that has loomed over us for countless centuries.

The final destination of our evolution will take us even past Archangels as we ascend to Godhood-Ascensionvarious stages of Godhood that include us creating our own Universes, and sentient beings arising from our own evolutionary processes of intelligent design.  It’s thought that possibly our growth will continue into our golden years of evolution in which we become Omniverse Gods, and eventually become one with the Macroverse God, aka the infinite mind that is everything that exists! This will allow us to assimilate every experience, and emotion that was ever felt by a living being in every Universe, Multiverse, Omniverse, and beyond!  Although if reality is infinite then our evolutionary growth will never end!

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