What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story?
Halloween's Michael MyersMichael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history! After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic. Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers true name was Stanley Stiers (Born In 1912) and much of his original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part.  Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 seems to indicate that his powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn.

In reality, Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his drunken parents after they found out he was not their biological child.  Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for sick kicks. The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley. Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby.  A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween eve 1923 11-year-old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood, he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers. Snookers was known as the terror of the neighborhood so Stanley did everyone a favor on that front.  It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of that Halloween day but at night he finally went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos, he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single-handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife.  Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts with such ferocious power!  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24, he snapped again when some orderlies harassed him.  He repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength now made more sense.  However, his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets!

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  Ones as recently as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City and in 2017 in Palo Alto, California. Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly, at age 106 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine. This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough.  Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there. They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?
Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify.  Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul.  There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to one’s soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter. Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure non-corporeal conscious matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year.


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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween. Therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far.  Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul with his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity. Of course, before being rehabilitated he might hyper-age and turn to ash! [Twitter]

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Do Humans Who Regularly Fight Supernatural Beings Grow Stronger?

Winchester Brothers SupernaturalPerhaps you’ve watched the show “Supernatural” and wondered how Cryptid Hunters like Sam and Dean Winchester always seem to hold their own with a plethora of paranormals who should be far more physically powerful than themselves. That includes biological form Angels and Demons! It’s true there is a history of them attaining temporary powers in various storylines so it’s plausible some of that power has lingered in some way. Or it could even be that the God of their reality has helped them. Overall, however, there is a confident determination to beat down all adversaries of righteousness!  An undying belief in one’s own abilities and dedication to a just cause can increase the power of one’s soul which in turn supplies more metaphysical energy to the physical body.

Humans without powers or magical abilities, who go up against supernatural beings are the bravest breed there is!  Even being a bodybuilder, or martial arts master doesn’t guarantee you’ll live when dealing with vampires, zombies, werewolves, solid form poltergeists, and all manner of malevolent monsters!  However, based on our own experiences here at Mystic Investigations, where we are battling the dark forces of evil every day, we have to say that we are stronger than the average human!  In fact, there have been supernatural studies of various paranormal investigations, and crime-fighting firms that show such humans as being stronger, faster, and more agile than even a professional athlete, or combat soldier!

One reason for this power increase is the constant challenge of going up against superior opponents. The pushing forth of our true physical limits that should theoretically take us past chimpanzee level strength!  However many paranormal beings, including non-corporeal entities, have strong metaphysical energy auras that play a role in their super abilities. The same energy channeled through our Chakra’s connecting us to our own metaphysical energy spirit forms in the higher dimensions above.  Exercising, and maintaining one’s Chakra’s has been shown to dramatically improve health and energy.

When in proximity to true supernatural beings, including ghosts & poltergeists, a human’s own aura absorbs the supercharged metaphysical energy giving them an energy boost during an intense battle. In essence inadvertent enchanted energy Jujutsu using the superior opponent’s energy against themselves! Perhaps Mother Nature’s way to help even the odds for humans.  If this supernatural energy is absorbed on a regular basis it cleans out the Chakra’s, strengthens the soul, and flows throughout the body greatly increasing physical prowess, and even enhancing senses! There may also be healing, and anti-aging benefits to keep Supernatural Hunters in top shape while other humans have withered into a weak geriatric state. That being said the effect is far less than it could potentially be since it’s evil energy most of the time. The human soul usually cleanses and neutralizes it unless the entity is beyond powerful. Then such energies can have negative effects! Maximum supercharging can occur when in proximity to a good ghost, Angel, or holy being of righteousness.

In addition, humans in the world of the paranormal who happen to know practitioners of magic can benefit further from spells, and rituals to amass physical prowess.  However, this is only to the limit their physical form can take since top-flight mystical practitioners are generally born with the ability to withstand the raw awesome powers of the massive mystical energies circulating throughout their biological form. Humans taking on the forces of darkness, and dipping into the magics may need more sleep than the average human since essential body & soul regeneration take place during REM dream sleep. Although, certain types of enchanted energies in various states leading to immortality may, in fact, eliminate the need for sleep altogether.

It’s said that humans who have consistently battled paranormal beings for their entire adult life end up being in their prime physically, and mentally at about age 45. This also takes into account the fantastical fighting skills they’ve acquired over the decades. A slow minimal decline may begin after 55 years of age but a 65-year-old supernatural warrior could easily beat the ever-loving hell out of a physically fit human in their early 20’s!  Odds are if you’ve witnessed such a sight then that supposed senior citizen is most likely a courageous champion of justice who combats the despicable denizens of darkness!

The Superhero Patriot Woman Thwarts The Mardi Gras Joker!

The self-proclaimed Voodoo powered leader of Mardi Gras known as The Mardi Gras Joker was up to his old nefarious tricks on February 13th! There are many tales of the despicable acts perpetuated by him and his thugs throughout the year. Particularly on Mardi Gras as he seeks to turn its debauchery into a completely dark holiday or horror! During 2018’s New Orleans festivities one such evil enterprise was interrupted by none other than the superhero born form the chemical laden ashes of September 11th, 2001. Of course we speak of the amazing Patriot Woman! Read The Rest Of This Sorted Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…