The Superhero Patriot Woman Thwarts The Mardi Gras Joker!

The self-proclaimed Voodoo powered leader of Mardi Gras known as The Mardi Gras Joker was up to his old nefarious tricks on February 13th! There are many tales of the despicable acts perpetuated by him and his thugs throughout the year. Particularly on Mardi Gras as he seeks to turn its debauchery into a completely dark holiday or horror! During 2018’s New Orleans festivities one such evil enterprise was interrupted by none other than the superhero born form the chemical laden ashes of September 11th, 2001. Of course we speak of the amazing Patriot Woman! Read The Rest Of This Sorted Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…

Hit The Superhuman Jackpot With A Ground Zero Nuclear Blast!

In a previous article, we discussed the metaphysical implications of being at ground zero of a nuclear explosion. In particular, the potential of your consciousness time traveling back or even forward in time via the immense energy infusion. A power push so off the scales that it surges into your very metaphysical energy soul. Your consciousness travels along the four-dimensional expanse of your 3-D minds and bodies throughout every point in time like a temporal railroad. Once in the past, your future consciousness assimilates the new brain while your past self takes a back seat split-personality style. However, over time there is usually a gradual melding of the two before memory of the future is lost. Although it may still exist in the sub-conscious. After this prolific Déjà vu often occurs. This paranormal phenomenon is known as Nuclear Temporal Self-Possession.

If the energy from the nuclear event is too great then the non-corporeal time traveler might shoot past their birth thereby becoming a standard ghost in the distant past. However, the technical term is Nuclear Temporal Ghost. When traveling to a time when the traveler is still in the womb, or while a baby, the developing brain would most likely be unable to accept the massive information of the future mind. It would either be condensed in the sub-consciousness or shot forth to become a ghost completely bound to their own body. At some point, they would attempt to possess themselves and the normal process of Nuclear Temporal Self-Possession mentioned above would begin.

The Superhuman Lottery Happens At The Moment Of Conception
If a traveler manages to infuse their metaphysical spirit into their essence at the exact moment of conception a unique enchantment occurs. The baby will be born as a Superhuman with the potential to possess all manner of powers including super strength, speed, agility, senses, and various psychokinetic powers. Of course, this depends on the person looking to discover and exercise said abilities. They will also possess strong healing abilities, immunity to all disease, immortality, and extraordinary intelligence! They have the best potential to ascend to higher dimensional Godhood within their lifetimes. The theory behind this power is the fact that the human soul wouldn’t yet connect at this early stage of pregnancy. This occurs when there is adequate brain development. With the traveler’s unnatural connection, a magical activation of super genes occurs.

The traveler’s spirit doesn’t become a ghost but rather immediately connects with the natural higher dimensional soul. Melded together they create an aura around the growing child until a brain emerges for the soul to merge with. There are varying degrees of powers if the spirit is infused beyond this point up to the exact moment the brain is developed enough to accept alignment with their higher dimensional soul. However, the traveler is a ghost and does not merge with the soul thereby lessening the power effect greatly. If they possess their child self and eventually merge with the mind there might be some above average abilities present.

The Source Of The Fabled Neutral Christ’s Powers
It’s rumored that the Neutral Christ, a champion of humankind to rule themselves free of higher dimensional beings, may acquire his powers in this way. A person at a ground zero nuclear event in the future whose spirit is sent back to their conception. They eventually have a strong sub-conscious urge to prevent the demise of humankind they were apart of! Their paranormal powers would most likely develop over time. The unique nature of their melded spirits would make it difficult for anyone to detect said powers. They would easily pass as a normal human. A natural protection mechanism to prevent extermination by various minions of darkness! There is also some other unknown unique factor setting them apart from other nuclear spirit travelers.

On an interesting side note, if you’re far enough from ground zero not to get killed then you could become an Incredible Hulk. However, you need to have the right genes to absorb the gamma radiation in the right way to gain Hulk powers. Otherwise, you just get cancer!

Who Are The Luckiest & Unluckiest Persons On Earth?

The Unluckiest Person Alive!
According to top flight psychics, mystics, and seers the Unluckiest Person on Earth is an extremely horrifying story! Someone born into a world of nightmarish underworld slavery in a beyond deformed state that led to them being sold to a secret shadow company of an evil corporation. That clandestine corporation in turn used them for all manner of sinister scientific experiments. Today at 22 years of age they languish in a small metal cage that has been their home for most of their life. It is thought they are weeks away from their sub-consciousness finally revealing the Safe Word to escape their hellish life. From there they will be released in the serene freedom of the afterlife.

Believe it or not this person chose to endure this beyond unspeakable life in their Heavenly pre-birth life. This is why nobody is attempting to save them despite the psychic knowledge. The individual knew what they could bear and they wanted this unimaginably impossible experience to strengthen their soul. The purpose being to ascend to higher states of consciousness in the infinite dimensions above. One of the Universal Guarantees of the Omniverse God is that nobody has to endure more than they can bear in life. No matter how miserable and unfair you believe your life is there is someone who is always way worse off!

The Luckiest Person Alive!
The Luckiest Person on Earth was born on the night of a Saint Patrick’s Day Moon to a wealthy family in Ireland. On the way to being born at the hospital his parents came across an injured Leprechaun who they gave aid to. He blessed their child with the complete luck of the Irish. The baby was born with 100% perfect DNA to the point of being considered Superhuman. That included a phenomenal IQ. He grew up with the most wonderful childhood possible in this world! Full of joy and fun everyday! In fact, he had such a deep belief in Santa Claus that he was directly invited to North Pole City despite not being an official part of the paranormal community. By sheer coincidence or luck he avoided every hardship imaginable. Not one hurt feeling what so ever! Never once did he cry even as a baby because he magically avoided even seeing any hint of hell on this violent planet. Everyone he knew in his family has yet to die. His Great Grandma is currently pushing 110!

He’s charismatic and handsome making many friends along with a cavalcade of female admirers. His connections and intelligence has caused him to create his own wealth independent of his parents even though he is still very young. Besides Santa Claus he continually comes across good supernatural beings while avoiding the evil ones! It’s not uncommon for him to frolic with fairies, nymphs, elves, leprechauns, unicorns and more! In his rose colored eyes the world is a paradise. Especially when he purposely avoids paying too much attention to the negative news stories. He still holds a fair level of child like innocence that makes the world appear magical. This despite not being a virgin! This innocence has at times let him see the Mother Earth’s Paradise Plane that exists all around us!

Through deep meditation and sheer will he has begun manifesting super powers stemming from his perfect DNA. He grows exponentially powerful each day now at the age of 19.  Psychics predicts he will attain Godhood by 21 years of age. From that point he will ascend to higher planes of existence. Even if he is starting to realize this world is less than perfect he is forbidden to interfere on a large scale under The Supernatural Secrecy Pact! It’s thought the voice of the Omniverse God traverses his mind with wisdom informing him of this fact. Plausibly someday he could become an adopted Son of the Holy Lord himself! Maybe he already is!

Yes indeed if you think your life is going super great then there’s always someone doing exponentially better. LOL! [Twitter] [Facebook]