What Is Slender Man?

slender-manMystic Investigations still has an open research file on the mysterious Slender Man. Some trivialize his existence to reassure themselves all is well.  Unfortunately, Slender Man is a deadly threat for all who cross his paralyzing paranormal path. He has managed to weave his way through the dark shadows of ancient history without much mention until the information age of the 21st century. Slender Man was often mistaken for other supernatural beings the slim number of times his presence is mentioned in paranormal records. Evidence indicates that this apparently immortal creature existed from at least Egyptian times some 5000 years ago. Some claim he’s existed from the dawn of time itself! This doesn’t seem to be the case since he’s clearly confined to the planet Earth. Once the modern era of photographic mass communication took hold, along with the legend of his existence being resurrected, the sightings of this deeply diabolical denizen of darkness have increased exponentially.

There has been a suggestion that there might be multiple Slender Men.  This is definitely not the case since no sightings ever happened at the same time.  Various powerful psychics also agree they feel one dark force when reading his victims and examining the areas he’s previously been in.  The short intervals between some reports clearly indicate he utilizes teleportation as a method of travel.  Certainly, eye witnesses seeing him disappear into thin air back this hypothesis up.  This might explain why some assume he’s more than one person.

The silent Slender Man is known to be a slender white to gray skinned faceless entity of at least seven to nine feet tall with multiple tentacle-like arms that have the ability to stretch to different lengths along with his legs.  He can also appear with just two arms that have long-fingered hands.  When the other tentacle appendages grow forth they normally have blade-like ends rather than hands.  He has been known to skewer people with them if they’re foolish enough to attack him.  He wears a black or gray business suit along with a black tie. Sometimes red just before he commits murder via his mind-controlled proxies. At least this is the case in modern accounts from the 20th century. Earlier accounts indicate dress wear from whatever era he was in. Clearly, for whatever reason, he’s into dressing well when he induces his mental terror, or takes a human life via driving someone violently insane, or compelling a victim to do it. Slenderman is mystically bound by an unknown force to only directly physically engage people if they attack him.

Based on the fact that his height varies, and his arms stretch, he is clearly a shapeshifter of some type. Since his suit seems to grow with his two main arms, and the other appendages appear right out of the solid looking suit, this indicates that his clothing is apart of his body as well.  He’s known for kidnapping children along with terrorizing and murdering adults. Many times he utilizes his extensive mind control powers to make people murder for him by proxy. For whatever reason, he enjoys stalking people for years or even decades causing great mental, and emotional anguish. Slender Man seems to have a great fascination with children and is most often photographed around them.  In fact, the most reported sightings of him are on playgrounds around the world.  Children do possess the magic of innocence which is coveted by many a practitioner of magic. It could be that he feeds off their unique mystic energy. This might be his secret to immortality.  His varying skin colors of white to gray might indicate him in a strengthened or weakened state.  Bright means he’s at full metaphysical power while the rare black coloring, seen once in a blue moon, indicates severe weakness.  This could be his black blood seeping to the surface as his shape begins to lose integrity.

Although he spends most of his time tormenting humans he has run across other paranormal entities. These limited reports indicate that he has power over them as well. Although these were only chance meetings since he’s never shown an interest in other paranormal creatures. Clearly, Slendy prefers easy human targets, and would rather not deal with supernatural beings who might present somewhat of a challenge. A powerful second generation vampire from 17th century France reported he ran across what we think is the Slender Man. The vampire in question, who chooses to remain nameless, claims that he was curious about the mysterious being lurking about the grounds of a mansion. Both Slendy and the vampire were stalking a lovely aristocratic woman inside the large Château. The vampire attacked Slender Man, and when he sunk his teeth into his neck he said that he felt immediately weak, and paralyzed. He fell to the grass with Slender Mans pitch black blood dripping from his mouth. Slender stood over him silently but the vampire could read a plethora of violent, and deeply disturbing psychic thoughts coming from the faceless creature. One of Slender Man’s arms extended down to the vampire’s neck, launching him well over the tree line deep into a forest nearby. The vampire was barely able to crawl away into deep brush cover before the sun rose.

After that experience, the vampire had repeated night, and day terrors for centuries, and has stayed in urban areas since Slender Man seems to stick to the rural countryside.  Wooded areas in particular.  He’s also stated that he has never been able to get the wretched taste of Slender Man’s blood from his mouth.  It taints all other blood he drinks.  The vampire has tried to kill himself in order to end his misery but some mental block prevents it.  Perhaps a piece of Slender Man hypnosis to ensure the vampire suffers for eternity for daring to attack him.  Even those who have tried to kill this unfortunate vampire fall under a mental spell, and simply walk away.  This could be the vampire using his own hypnosis against his will due to the Slender Man programming.  Either way this pitiful, yet once magnificent, vampire must be haunted by the specter of the Slender Man for all eternity!

Besides shapeshifting, and mind control powers that allow him to use people as puppets he appears to have powers of invisibility or teleportation abilities that allow him to appear, and disappear instantly at will. There are reports of him appearing to only select people. This would indicate more mind control abilities. Various distortions in up close photos, videos, and audio indicate he gives off a strong electromagnetic field. So he’s got a lot of paranormal juice flowing through his body which is biological based on some reports including the vampire mentioned above. Besides his power to induce psychosis in individuals he can also make them physically ill. In some cases giving them a permanent disease that no scientist can identify.  Cryptozoologists have called it the Slender Man Sickness.  It is unlike any other paranormal disease they’ve seen, and it is a complete mystery as to how it works.  Those stricken with it eventually go insane, and commit suicide!  However, it seems Slender Man can slow down, or halt the illness if he’s using them as his personal puppets.

We have confirmed that the Slender Man is a being from a parallel dimension sent here as a punishment.   It’s unclear if he’s a criminal sent here by an official government, or an enemy sent him to Earth which is now his prison.  A unique energetic inter-dimensional force has been detected using Goddess Gaia’s soul, aka Mother Earth, as a conduit to keep Slender Man tied to Earth.  He can teleport anywhere on the planet but nowhere else.  The force that traps him here also protects him from death yet not injury. It also prevents him from killing people directly which is why he needs proxy puppets.  He appears to fear no one except another of his kind from his dimension sent here to assassinate him.  This individual is known as The Slender Man Assassin.  Apparently only one of his own kind can kill him in defiance of the force that currently protects him in order to maintain his life sentence on Earth. [Twitter]

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The Slender Man Haiku
Silent Woods Once Dark,
Teleporting Beams Burst Brightly,
Slender Has Arrived.

What Is The Slender Man Cult?

Slenderman With ChildSeveral thousands of years ago the infamous immortal shape-shifting mind control master Slender Man was banished to Earth as an eternal prison sentence by his own people from another dimension. Almost immediately he was worshiped as a God by a small group of Egyptians he encountered in the Sahara Desert.  They called him the Faceless God Of The Sands.  He attempted to communicate with them telepathically but ended up driving half of them instantly mad.  Most committed suicide within a day! Clearly he’s honed his telepathic human brain interface skills since then.  These psychic skills enabled him to create his infamous Slender Proxies. Those who commit murder for him as he is bound by otherworldly forces to not do so directly except in cases of self-defense.  His helpless proxies eventually went insane from the Slender Sickness after a period of time before finally committing suicide.  The Slender Sickness is an advanced form of paranormal psychosis caused by prolonged psychic communication with Slenderman. There is no known cure.

Subsequent Slender Man cults would form over the centuries, and Slender always ended up inadvertently eradicating them indirectly via the sinister Slender Sickness. It seems he can technically kill humans directly if it’s inadvertent, or in defense of himself.  Powerful practitioners of dark magic looked to form a cult around him, and tap into his unique parallel dimensional power.  They were the ones who would be able to best withstand contact with Slender, and not acquire the Sickness. Regrettably for them they found their magic would become chaotic, and unpredictable when communicating with him for too long.  They may not have gone mad but some were never able to practice magic again. Inevitably they had no real allegiance to Slender, and abandoned him when they couldn’t exploit his powers. Clearly his metaphysical energy force was completely incompatible with all forms of magic known in our dimension.  Except of course the magical innocence present in kids that Slender Man feeds off of. Some have even indicated that magic as we know it most likely doesn’t even exist in his home dimension to begin with.

Slenderman Finds Teens To Be His Salvation
Slender Man had begun to think humans were too weak to serve him without going mad or perishing. He gave up on having a cult of loyal minions, and useful idiots, for quite some time. Naturally he considers small children sacred, and would not purposely put them in harm’s way once abducts them.  He feeds of their energy of mystical innocence as they lie in supernatural stasis at hidden locations around the world. This is the same blissful innocence that allows them to withstand his mental communications without ill effects. Teens on the other hand were in the unfortunate abyss trapped between childhood, and adulthood. At some point hundreds of years ago Slender began to notice certain teens in the perfect age, and genetic zone range could serve him without acquiring the Slender Sickness. The Teens were too old to have any usable amount of enchanted innocent energies yet young enough to not be disposable murder proxies.  He still saw them as kids to an extent so he had no wish to torment them.

These teenagers, generally in the 13-16 age range, became the core of his infamous Slenderman Cult. Those who serve him exceptionally well get the gift of immortality via the extension of his personal psychic aura within their own spiritual energy auras.  These misguided teens serve a number of functions.  Primarily to guard Slenderman’s kidnapped kids at various hidden locations on Earth, and act as backup should someone manage to overtake him.  They must be at his planned locations in advance which is why he had cultists all around the world. He may be able to teleport anywhere on Earth instantly but it does drain his energy. It’s thought that even teleporting one other person exponentially reduces his power. Certainly in the case of the 2015 Halloween Slender Man Plot it made sense to have teen cult in the Kansas town where he spent two months working his wayward mesmerization.

There are several small cults Slender keeps at various locations around the world. The main cult location is most likely wherever he’s keeping the largest concentration of kidnapped kids. Plausibly somewhere with a natural system of caves. Slender Man himself is technically the cult leader, and his second in command is a perpetual 14 year old boy who is in fact over 200 years old, and under the immortal protection of the seriously sinister Slenderman.  He is a Chinese citizen named Fan Lin. It seems Slender saved him from a group of nefarious men in some Chinese woods.  Ever since then Fan has been a loyal, and even deadly servant. Fan’s sick dream is to someday be physically transformed into Slender Man’s true son complete with all his Shape Shifting & mental abilities.  It could be theoretically possible if he is in Slender Man’s presence enough times over the centuries as he would absorb the awesome metaphysical energies.

Members of the Slender Cult will often don faceless masks of white or gray along with wearing business suits.  Even the girls will wear the same cult uniform.  The white masks are at the highest level with Fan himself wearing a mask of the brightest white.  When they need to blend in somewhere they won’t wear the costumes. Members of the Slender Cult aspire to please Slender Man, wash away their humanity, and remain as emotionless as possible unless communing with Slender, dealing with kids, or defending Slender from what they perceive as the forces of darkness trying to eradicate their Lord Master!  Interestingly The Slender Cult considers The Slender Man Assassin to be their “Devil”. Their ultimate dream is to ascend to their idea of Heaven. That being Slendermans parallel home dimension. Slenderman indeed sees a day where he’ll break free of his Earthly prison to take over his dimension thereby punishing those who sent him here!

What Are Supernatural Jabba’s?

Jabba Shape ShifterJabba’s are paranormal monsters named after the infamous Star Wars character Jabba The Hutt.  These relatively new Cryptids first began to appear in the 1950’s, and were merely classified as large scale cannibalistic Shape Shifters for a time until given the name Jabba in the mid 1980’s.  These are humans with a unique set of junk DNA.  Those usually responsible for superpowers in Humans.  These genes appear to interact with a combination of environmental pollutants such as radiation, and various chemicals including unnatural food additives.  Soon after genetic activation the human subject acquires a monumental appetite despite having a low metabolism.  They quickly pack on the pounds, and at some point they set their eyes on small humans.  Upon their first foray into cannibalism they begin to develop shape shifting properties that allow them to devour large items they can swallow whole.  They can literally stretch their mouths, and digestive systems to accommodate all manner of objects including furniture, and sometimes small vehicles!  However they primarily crave humans in an almost zombie way.  They retain their sentient intelligence, and are alive so they are by no means zombies. Although their persona is obsessed with devouring everything in sight!  In addition even if these cannibalistic sickos get so desperate as to start eating corpses they won’t turn into Ghouls.

The Jabba’s eventually bloat up to several tons or more in weight.  Their natural state is a grotesque blob of deformed blubber who limbs are barely visible amid their excessive flesh.  They will often have long periods of hibernation in desolate rural areas. Deep woods, and swamps are their favorites. Usually a body of water is nearby.  This low activity period goes on until they start to burn off too much fat, and then they shape shift to a human appearing mobile form so they can walk among us, and stalk their next meal!  At some point they grow so horizontally challenged that shape shifting ceases, and they eventually rot to death.  The average lifespan of a Jabba is only about 16 years or so!  In addition they are neither good nor evil.  Like Zombies they merely act on instinct. Therefore a human who becomes a Jabba is exempt from negative Afterlife ramifications associated with murder.  This despite the fact that their human soul remains attached, and in anguish over the heinous culinary acts they have performed.

Cryptozoologists have yet to find the specific set of mechanisms that cause Jabbaism nor the cure.  However if caught, and supernaturally treated in the early stages, a human can be restored to their former glory. There is no known defense against Jabba’s.  Even in their human shape shifting form beheading or lighting them ablaze causes them to shift back to blob form.  Often a 9 foot high pile of blubber several tons in weight. Their dense structure, and sheer mass make injuring them difficult, and the fat just seems to immediately fill in any wounds!  Even powerful paranormal beings seem to be no match for Jabba’s. Neither Demi-Demons, vampires, werewolves, zombies, or even Hulks have had any success in defeating these gargantuan entities! The fantastical power of their fat is legendary!  Just think of a fight between the Incredible Hulk, and Angry Birds Big Terrance as an example. Not even the most famous Shapeshifter, Slender Man, was a match for a Jabba he came across in the early 1990’s!  Unfortunately just as he was about to be squashed into oblivion he chickened out and Teleported away to safety! Of course Slender has his own protection spell mechanism so it’s doubtful he would have died.

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Human Form Jabba

Jabba’s aren’t demonic in nature so religious artifacts have no effect. For reasons unknown they seem to be immune to even the most magnificent magics. Possibly some protection caused by a direct tapping into the supernatural human soul? If they don’t eat you whole then they’ll simply sit on you causing you to literally flatten like a pancake!  Your only defense is to run because that they don’t do very well moving fast even in their brief human forms.  That mass is still with them. It’s just extremely tight packed into their compact form. Paranormal professionals have been able to capture, and contain Jabba’s in their hibernation state with the element of surprise, and special heavy lifting equipment of steel.  There are at least three live specimens currently locked away in secret underground supernatural facilities around the world.  Study continues into these deeply disturbing supernatural oddities!
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