What Are Supernatural Jabba’s?

Jabba Shape ShifterJabba’s are paranormal monsters named after the infamous Star Wars character Jabba The Hutt.  These relatively new Cryptids first began to appear in the 1950’s, and were merely classified as large scale cannibalistic Shape Shifters for a time until given the name Jabba in the mid 1980’s.  These are humans with a unique set of junk DNA.  Those usually responsible for superpowers in Humans.  These genes appear to interact with a combination of environmental pollutants such as radiation, and various chemicals including unnatural food additives.  Soon after genetic activation the human subject acquires a monumental appetite despite having a low metabolism.  They quickly pack on the pounds, and at some point they set their eyes on small humans.  Upon their first foray into cannibalism they begin to develop shape shifting properties that allow them to devour large items they can swallow whole.  They can literally stretch their mouths, and digestive systems to accommodate all manner of objects including furniture, and sometimes small vehicles!  However they primarily crave humans in an almost zombie way.  They retain their sentient intelligence, and are alive so they are by no means zombies. Although their persona is obsessed with devouring everything in sight!  In addition even if these cannibalistic sickos get so desperate as to start eating corpses they won’t turn into Ghouls.

The Jabba’s eventually bloat up to several tons or more in weight.  Their natural state is a grotesque blob of deformed blubber who limbs are barely visible amid their excessive flesh.  They will often have long periods of hibernation in desolate rural areas. Deep woods, and swamps are their favorites. Usually a body of water is nearby.  This low activity period goes on until they start to burn off too much fat, and then they shape shift to a human appearing mobile form so they can walk among us, and stalk their next meal!  At some point they grow so horizontally challenged that shape shifting ceases, and they eventually rot to death.  The average lifespan of a Jabba is only about 16 years or so!  In addition they are neither good nor evil.  Like Zombies they merely act on instinct. Therefore a human who becomes a Jabba is exempt from negative Afterlife ramifications associated with murder.  This despite the fact that their human soul remains attached, and in anguish over the heinous culinary acts they have performed.

Cryptozoologists have yet to find the specific set of mechanisms that cause Jabbaism nor the cure.  However if caught, and supernaturally treated in the early stages, a human can be restored to their former glory. There is no known defense against Jabba’s.  Even in their human shape shifting form beheading or lighting them ablaze causes them to shift back to blob form.  Often a 9 foot high pile of blubber several tons in weight. Their dense structure, and sheer mass make injuring them difficult, and the fat just seems to immediately fill in any wounds!  Even powerful paranormal beings seem to be no match for Jabba’s. Neither Demi-Demons, vampires, werewolves, zombies, or even Hulks have had any success in defeating these gargantuan entities! The fantastical power of their fat is legendary!  Just think of a fight between the Incredible Hulk, and Angry Birds Big Terrance as an example. Not even the most famous Shapeshifter, Slender Man, was a match for a Jabba he came across in the early 1990’s!  Unfortunately just as he was about to be squashed into oblivion he chickened out and Teleported away to safety! Of course Slender has his own protection spell mechanism so it’s doubtful he would have died.

Jabba Human

Human Form Jabba

Jabba’s aren’t demonic in nature so religious artifacts have no effect. For reasons unknown they seem to be immune to even the most magnificent magics. Possibly some protection caused by a direct tapping into the supernatural human soul? If they don’t eat you whole then they’ll simply sit on you causing you to literally flatten like a pancake!  Your only defense is to run because that they don’t do very well moving fast even in their brief human forms.  That mass is still with them. It’s just extremely tight packed into their compact form. Paranormal professionals have been able to capture, and contain Jabba’s in their hibernation state with the element of surprise, and special heavy lifting equipment of steel.  There are at least three live specimens currently locked away in secret underground supernatural facilities around the world.  Study continues into these deeply disturbing supernatural oddities!
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Where Does Slender Man Come From?

Why Does Slender Man Hang Around The Woods?
SlendermanThe sinister Slender Man is known for inhabiting wooded areas, and performing his acts of terror not too far from said places. However he is not tied to the woods since he has sometimes appeared in open fields, and briefly in urban areas. Yet there are usually wooded parks nearby when he makes rare urban appearances.  Some have suggested that forests are a convenient place to hide.  Certainly as a tall shape shifter hiding behind tree trunks,and springing out to scare unsuspecting campers, and hikers is a favorite pastime of his.  Although various psychics, seers, and mystics who have seen Slenderman’s home Dimension know that our wooded areas most resemble where he came from before being sentenced here for crimes against his own people.  This has been doubly confirmed by the only three people verified as visiting the Slender Dimension, and returning to tell the tale.  Technically psychics, and telepaths read their minds because they were in a permanent catatonic state for the rest of their short lives!

Slender Man Dimension

Only Known Photo From Slenderman Dimension Deeply Distorted.

The Slenderman’s Parallel Dimension, not Universe, is densely scattered with immovable shiny jet black cylindrical monolith pillars that extend from the ground into the roof of the sky. In Parallel Dimensions It’s possible for the dimension to end in the sky thereby creating a impenetrable barrier. Therefore Slender Man’s Dimension has no outer space to explore. In addition the ground itself is another wall of the dimension so there’s no digging down. These monoliths vary in girth, and texture.  Some are somewhat smooth while others are very rough. There is indeed a resemblance to tree trunks.  The places where they appear to puncture the dimensional barrier in the sky, and on the ground have a moving flow pattern that looks like leaves blowing in the wind on tree branches. This is caused by the subtle movement of the pillars themselves despite Slenderman’s people inability to cut them down, or destroy them in any way.  View of the sky, and ground is sometimes obstructed by varying densities of a foreboding gray fog consisting of a substance of unknown origin.  Most likely the extent of their weather patterns as no precipitation occurs.  It’s known that Slender’s sometimes use it to bathe themselves.

The substance these paranormal pillars are made from is unknown but it’s properties would make you think it’s stone.  Yet every so often a monolith springs a leak, and a sappy black blood like substance pours out.  It’s been said that Slender Man’s ancestors drank this as food before they lost their mouths, and the need for physical sustenance.  Sustenance familiar to us was replaced by metaphysical energy. After a great period of time extremely old pillars will finally crumble into dust but new ones always appear to grow simultaneously from the ground, and roof before meeting in the middle to form a new monolith.  Smooth ones are new while old ones have very irregular surfaces. In most places within Slender’s Dimension they are densely packed so this seems to be the reason why his people evolved the need to become shape shifters so they could weave around those pesky things.

As some of the most gifted psychics, and telepathic masters delved further into the minds of Slender Man, and his nemesis The Slender Man Assassin, sent here to terminate him, they believe they finally found the secret of these odd static looking, yet dynamic, structures.  The Dimension itself may be the body part of an immensely huge four dimensional creature, or even a multidimensional giant!  The monoliths are some manner of bodily organ not quite of a biological nature we’re familiar with that serve some unknown function.  It’s plausible that Slender Man’s people are possibly the equivalent of the beneficial bacteria we have in our intestines, or perhaps conversely a cancer the 4-D giant has been suffering from for quite some time.  If that’s the case then the behemoth lives on since the Slenders can’t seem to spread to it’s entire body.  The Slender People only have alternate dimensional access to certain Universes such as ours.  Apparently rare places where the black blood seriously oozes from the pillars to form pools are key to inter-dimensional travel.  They eat away certain points of the ground, and sky leading to realities such as ours when the Slender’s shape shift, and vibrate at certain frequency.  Yes gravitational attraction is the strongest near any dimensional barrier. In addition there is no breathable air as we know it. This makes sense with a faceless creature like Slender Man who has no mouth, or nose.  Being devoid of eyes goes along with the utter lack of light.  There are only the electrical like surges along some monoliths that cause brief dim violet hued lighting.  These surges usually only happen in growing, newborn, and nearly dying monoliths.  The Slender’s only see through unique psychic sight.  Touching a pillar allows them to see much further than the general area they occupy.

So now you know why Slenderman relishes the forests, and woods of the prison planet Earth he is mystically tied to. Could it be that this diabolical denizen of darkness actually is sentimental when it comes to his spooky home Dimension? I guess even the most heinous killers instilling terror in the hearts of humans has some redeeming qualities!  That may even include the kids he kidnaps since he never harms one hair on their head. They are simply stored away somewhere in eternal biological stasis since he feeds upon their metaphysical energy of innocence.  Kids that he considers too old are usually enlisted as his servants, and Slender Man Cult members.  At the end of the day he has the power to use any human as his puppet proxy via his immense mind control powers!

What Is Slender Man?

slender-manMystic Investigations still has an open research file on the mysterious Slender Man. Some trivialize his existence to reassure themselves all is well.  Unfortunately Slender Man is a deadly threat for all who cross his paralyzing paranormal path. He has managed to weave his way through the shadows of ancient history without much mention until the information age of the 21st century. Slender Man was often mistaken for other supernatural beings the slim number of times his presence is mentioned in supernatural records. Evidence indicates that this apparently immortal creature existed from at least Egyptian times some 5000 years ago. Some claim he’s existed from the dawn of time itself! This doesn’t seem to be the case since he’s clearly confined to the planet Earth. Once the modern era of mass communication, and photography took hold, along with the legend of his existence being resurrected, the sightings of this deeply diabolical denizen of darkness have increased exponentially.  There has been a suggestion that there might be multiple Slender Men.  This is definitely not the case since no sightings ever happened at the same time.  Various powerful psychics also agree they feel one dark force when reading his victims, and the areas he’s previous been in.  The short intervals between some reports clearly indicate he utilizes teleportation as a method of travel.  Certainly eye witnesses seeing him disappear into thin air back this hypothesis up.  This might explain why some assume he’s more than one person.

The silent Slender Man is known to be a slender white to gray skinned faceless entity of at least seven to nine feet tall with multiple tentacle like arms that have the ability to stretch to different lengths along with his legs.  He can also appear with just two arms that have long fingered hands.  When the other tentacle appendages grow forth they normally have blade like ends rather than hands.  He has been know to skewer people with them if they’re foolish enough to attack him.  He wears a black or gray business suit along with a black tie. Sometimes red just before he commits murder via his mind controlled proxies. At least in modern accounts from the 20th century. Earlier accounts indicate dress wear from whatever era he was in. Clearly for whatever reason he’s into dressing well when he induces his mental terror, or takes a human life via driving someone violently insane, or compelling a victim to do it. Slenderman is mystically bound by an unknown force to only directly physically engage people if they attack him.

Based on the fact that his height varies, and his arms stretch, he is clearly a shape shifter of some type. Since his suit seems to grow with his two main arms, and the other appendages appear right out of the solid looking suit, this indicates that his clothing is apart of his body as well.  He’s known for kidnapping children along with terrorizing, and murdering adults. Many times he utilizes his extensive mind control powers to make people murder for him by proxy. For whatever reason he enjoys stalking people for years or even decades causing great mental, and emotional anguish. Slender Man seems to have a great fascination with children, and is most often photographed around them.   In fact the most reported sightings of him are on playgrounds around the world.  Children do posses the magic of innocence which is coveted by many a practitioner of magic. It could be that he feeds off their unique mystic energy. This might be his secret to immortality.  His varying skin colors of white to gray might indicate him in a strengthened or weakened state.  Bright means he’s at full metaphysical power, and the rare black coloring seem once in a blue moon indicates severe weakness.  This could be his black blood seeping to the surface as his shape begins to loose integrity.

Although he spends most of his time tormenting humans he has run across other paranormal entities. These limited reports indicate that he has power over them as well. Although these were only chance meetings since he’s never shown an interest in other paranormal creatures. Clearly Slendy prefers easy human targets, and would rather not deal with supernatural beings who might present somewhat of a challenge. A powerful second generation vampire from 17th century France reported he ran across what we think is the Slender Man. The vampire in question, who chooses to remain nameless, claims that he was curious about the mysterious being lurking about the grounds of a mansion. Both Slendy, and the vampire were stalking an lovely aristocratic woman inside the a large Château. The vampire attacked Slender Man, and when he sunk his teeth into his neck he said that he felt immediately weak,and paralyzed. He fell to the grass with Slender Mans pitch black blood dripping from his mouth. Slender stood over him silent but the vampire could read a plethora of violent, and deeply disturbing psychic thoughts coming from the faceless creature. One of Slender Man’s arms extended down to the vampires neck, and he launched him well over the tree line deep into a forest nearby. The vampire was barely able to crawl away into deep brush cover before the sun rose.  After that experience the vampire had repeated night, and day terrors for centuries, and has stayed in urban areas since Slender Man seems to stick to the rural countryside.  Wooded areas in particular.  He’s also stated that he has never been able to get the wretched taste of Slender Man’s blood from his mouth.  It taints all other blood he drinks.  The vampire has tried to kill himself in order to end his misery but some mental block prevents it.  Perhaps a piece of Slender Man hypnosis to insure the vampire suffers for eternity for daring to attack him.  Even those who have tried to kill this unfortunate vampire fall under a mental spell, and simply walk away.  This could be the vampire using his own hypnosis against his will due to the Slender Man programming.  Either way this pitiful, yet once magnificent, vampire must be haunted with the specter of the Slender Man for all eternity!

Besides shape shifting, and mind control powers that allow him to use people as puppets he appears to have powers of invisibility or teleportation abilities that allow him to appear, and disappear instantly at will. There are reports of him appearing to only select people. This would indicate more mind control abilities. Various distortions in up close photos, videos, and audio indicate he gives off a strong electromagnetic field. So he’s got a lot of paranormal juice flowing through his body which is biological based on some reports including the vampire mentioned above. Besides his power to induce psychosis in individuals he can also make them physically ill. In some cases giving them a permanent disease that no scientist can identify.  Cryptozoologists have called it the Slender Man Sickness.  It is unlike any other paranormal disease they’ve seen, and it is complete mystery as to how it works.  Those stricken with it eventually go insane, and commit suicide!  However it seems Slender Man can slow down, or halt the illness if he’s using them as his personal puppets.

We have confirmed that the Slender Man is a being from a parallel dimension sent here as a punishment.   It’s unclear if he’s a criminal sent here by an official government, or an enemy sent him to Earth which is now his prison.  A unique energetic inter-dimensional force has been detected using Goddess Gaia’s soul, aka Mother Earth, as a conduit to keep Slender Man tied to Earth.  He can teleport anywhere on the planet but nowhere else.  The force that traps him here also protects him from death yet not injury. It also prevents him from killing people directly which is why he need proxy puppets.  He appears to fear no one except another of his kind from his dimension sent here to assassinate him.  This individual is known as The Slender Man Assassin.  Apparently only one of his own kind can kill him in defiance of the force that currently protects him in order to maintain his life sentence on Earth.

The Slender Man Haiku
Silent Woods Once Dark,
Teleporting Beams Burst Brightly,
Slender Has Arrived.