What Is Slender Man?

slender-manMystic Investigations still has an open research file on the mysterious Slender Man. Some trivialize his existence to reassure themselves all is well.  Unfortunately, Slender Man is a deadly threat for all who cross his paralyzing paranormal path. He has managed to weave his way through the dark shadows of ancient history without much mention until the information age of the 21st century. Slender Man was often mistaken for other supernatural beings the slim number of times his presence is mentioned in paranormal records. Evidence indicates that this apparently immortal creature existed from at least Egyptian times some 5000 years ago. Some claim he’s existed from the dawn of time itself! This doesn’t seem to be the case since he’s clearly confined to the planet Earth. Once the modern era of photographic mass communication took hold, along with the legend of his existence being resurrected, the sightings of this deeply diabolical denizen of darkness have increased exponentially.

There has been a suggestion that there might be multiple Slender Men.  This is definitely not the case since no sightings ever happened at the same time.  Various powerful psychics also agree they feel one dark force when reading his victims and examining the areas he’s previously been in.  The short intervals between some reports clearly indicate he utilizes teleportation as a method of travel.  Certainly, eye witnesses seeing him disappear into thin air back this hypothesis up.  This might explain why some assume he’s more than one person.

The silent Slender Man is known to be a slender white to gray skinned faceless entity of at least seven to nine feet tall with multiple tentacle-like arms that have the ability to stretch to different lengths along with his legs.  He can also appear with just two arms that have long-fingered hands.  When the other tentacle appendages grow forth they normally have blade-like ends rather than hands.  He has been known to skewer people with them if they’re foolish enough to attack him.  He wears a black or gray business suit along with a black tie. Sometimes red just before he commits murder via his mind-controlled proxies. At least this is the case in modern accounts from the 20th century. Earlier accounts indicate dress wear from whatever era he was in. Clearly, for whatever reason, he’s into dressing well when he induces his mental terror, or takes a human life via driving someone violently insane, or compelling a victim to do it. Slenderman is mystically bound by an unknown force to only directly physically engage people if they attack him.

Based on the fact that his height varies, and his arms stretch, he is clearly a shapeshifter of some type. Since his suit seems to grow with his two main arms, and the other appendages appear right out of the solid looking suit, this indicates that his clothing is apart of his body as well.  He’s known for kidnapping children along with terrorizing and murdering adults. Many times he utilizes his extensive mind control powers to make people murder for him by proxy. For whatever reason, he enjoys stalking people for years or even decades causing great mental, and emotional anguish. Slender Man seems to have a great fascination with children and is most often photographed around them.  In fact, the most reported sightings of him are on playgrounds around the world.  Children do possess the magic of innocence which is coveted by many a practitioner of magic. It could be that he feeds off their unique mystic energy. This might be his secret to immortality.  His varying skin colors of white to gray might indicate him in a strengthened or weakened state.  Bright means he’s at full metaphysical power while the rare black coloring, seen once in a blue moon, indicates severe weakness.  This could be his black blood seeping to the surface as his shape begins to lose integrity.

Although he spends most of his time tormenting humans he has run across other paranormal entities. These limited reports indicate that he has power over them as well. Although these were only chance meetings since he’s never shown an interest in other paranormal creatures. Clearly, Slendy prefers easy human targets, and would rather not deal with supernatural beings who might present somewhat of a challenge. A powerful second generation vampire from 17th century France reported he ran across what we think is the Slender Man. The vampire in question, who chooses to remain nameless, claims that he was curious about the mysterious being lurking about the grounds of a mansion. Both Slendy and the vampire were stalking a lovely aristocratic woman inside the large Château. The vampire attacked Slender Man, and when he sunk his teeth into his neck he said that he felt immediately weak, and paralyzed. He fell to the grass with Slender Mans pitch black blood dripping from his mouth. Slender stood over him silently but the vampire could read a plethora of violent, and deeply disturbing psychic thoughts coming from the faceless creature. One of Slender Man’s arms extended down to the vampire’s neck, launching him well over the tree line deep into a forest nearby. The vampire was barely able to crawl away into deep brush cover before the sun rose.

After that experience, the vampire had repeated night, and day terrors for centuries, and has stayed in urban areas since Slender Man seems to stick to the rural countryside.  Wooded areas in particular.  He’s also stated that he has never been able to get the wretched taste of Slender Man’s blood from his mouth.  It taints all other blood he drinks.  The vampire has tried to kill himself in order to end his misery but some mental block prevents it.  Perhaps a piece of Slender Man hypnosis to ensure the vampire suffers for eternity for daring to attack him.  Even those who have tried to kill this unfortunate vampire fall under a mental spell, and simply walk away.  This could be the vampire using his own hypnosis against his will due to the Slender Man programming.  Either way this pitiful, yet once magnificent, vampire must be haunted by the specter of the Slender Man for all eternity!

Besides shapeshifting, and mind control powers that allow him to use people as puppets he appears to have powers of invisibility or teleportation abilities that allow him to appear, and disappear instantly at will. There are reports of him appearing to only select people. This would indicate more mind control abilities. Various distortions in up close photos, videos, and audio indicate he gives off a strong electromagnetic field. So he’s got a lot of paranormal juice flowing through his body which is biological based on some reports including the vampire mentioned above. Besides his power to induce psychosis in individuals he can also make them physically ill. In some cases giving them a permanent disease that no scientist can identify.  Cryptozoologists have called it the Slender Man Sickness.  It is unlike any other paranormal disease they’ve seen, and it is a complete mystery as to how it works.  Those stricken with it eventually go insane, and commit suicide!  However, it seems Slender Man can slow down, or halt the illness if he’s using them as his personal puppets.

We have confirmed that the Slender Man is a being from a parallel dimension sent here as a punishment.   It’s unclear if he’s a criminal sent here by an official government, or an enemy sent him to Earth which is now his prison.  A unique energetic inter-dimensional force has been detected using Goddess Gaia’s soul, aka Mother Earth, as a conduit to keep Slender Man tied to Earth.  He can teleport anywhere on the planet but nowhere else.  The force that traps him here also protects him from death yet not injury. It also prevents him from killing people directly which is why he needs proxy puppets.  He appears to fear no one except another of his kind from his dimension sent here to assassinate him.  This individual is known as The Slender Man Assassin.  Apparently only one of his own kind can kill him in defiance of the force that currently protects him in order to maintain his life sentence on Earth. [Twitter]

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What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story?
Halloween's Michael MyersMichael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history.  After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth, and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic. Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers true name was Stanley Stiers and much of his original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part.  Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 seems to indicate that his powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn.

In reality Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his often drunk parents after they found out he was not their biological child.  Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for kicks.  The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley.  Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby.  A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween eve 1923 11 year old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers who was known as the terror of the neighborhood.  It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of Halloween day but that night he went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife.  Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts.  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24 he snapped again when some orderlies harassed him.  He repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength made more sense.  However now his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets.

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  One as recently as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City.  Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly at age 102 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine.  This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough.  Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there.  They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?
Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify.  Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul.  There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to ones soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter.  Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure thought matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year.


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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween, and therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far.  Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul to his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity. [Twitter]

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The Sinister Urban Legend Of The Slumber Slaughterer!

The Slumber SlaughtererThe sinister Slumber Slaughterer is an Urban Legend originally hailing from early Yazoo City, Mississippi. Sometime in 1972 a twentysomething cotton mill worker named Elmer Ray Beesley claimed he was contacted by the infamous ghost of the Yazoo City Witch. The wayward witch is thought to have been the cause of a devastating May 25, 1904 fire that took out half the town!  Apparently Elmer had been taking a stroll through the Glenwood Cemetery in Yazoo when he happened upon the witches haunted grave. He dared to walk on it as he felt a surge of metaphysical energy fly through him. There she spoke to Elmer telling him it was time to no longer keep his murderous urges bottled up. A violent rage that stemmed from an unstable childhood that involved abusive alcoholic parents. He hid under his bed during their ferocious arguments that often involved each of them taunting the other by bringing their respective lovers home. Needless to say Elmer’s childhood was strewn with sleepless stressful nights. At the age of 8 his parents ended up literally murdering each other during a violent struggle. This ended up knocking a candle over which started the house on fire. Elmer was left with some bodily disfigurement due to the burns. This prompted him to grow his hair long in order to hide the burnt left side of his face. Read The Rest Of This Short Story On Our Halloween Blog…