What Are The Bigfoot Sasquatch?

The Sasquatch, otherwise known as Bigfoot, are bipedal hominid cryptid’s native to the dense isolated forests of the Northern United States and Southern Canada. Although the densest populations are in the Pacific Northwest. Their height can range approximately from 8-10 feet tall. Weight falls anywhere from 700-900 pounds. There appears to be no size difference between male and female Sasquatch. The noble beasts have an apish Neanderthal appearance covered in shaggy medium to long length fur that ranges in various shades of brown color. Only the face, human-like hand palms, and foot pads are mostly free of hair. The Bigfoot has thick sharp claws used to cut through dense foliage, mark tree trunks, dig into the ground, and dispatch hunters after them! It’s also said the claws have the same effect as silver on Werewolves and other monsters who call it poison! They have expressive human-like eyes that are usually burnt sienna in color. In darkness, they glow dimly amber as the Bigfoot has excellent night vision. They will glow a brighter yellow when a practitioner of magic is attacking them. This is their immunity to magic being activated! The creature generally emits a foul odor that intensifies when it feels threatened.

The Powers Of The Bigfoot

In addition to the aforementioned immunity to all magic, they are immortal. The seemingly indestructible Sasquatch also possesses super strength, speed, agility, enhanced senses, and a sixth sense that warns them of impending danger. They have strong healing factors and there is no evidence they acquire any diseases. This includes paranormal ones such as the dreaded Zombie virus. Faunapathic powers allow them to peacefully interact with all animals including grizzly bears and wild cats! Although timid gentle herbivores by nature they can be ferocious monsters when provoked or someone deeply trespasses on their territory. It’s said there isn’t a supernatural being on Earth who isn’t afraid of Bigfoot nor it’s paranormal cousin the Abominable Snowman Yeti. Even the strongest Vampires and Werewolves will turn tail and run when faced with an angry Sasquatch!

Bigfoot Culture

The Sasquatch people have a primitive intelligence and feel a wide range of emotions. There is a loose culture that chose to live completely in tune with nature. There is some evidence they practice herbal medicine, worship Gods, bury their dead, discuss the dangers human society poses, and contemplate their lives. Some may use primitive tools but they don’t build fires as they have no use for them. They communicate with each other in an indecipherable guttural grunting language. When angered they growl louder than a lion yet let loose a high pitched warning cry that travels miles. The Bigfoot has the ability to sign language with humans. Particularity the Native Americans they communed with early on and trusted to hide them from the European settlers in later centuries. The Indians looked upon the Sasquatch as holy sacred beings of Mother Nature.

Sasquatch Lifestyle

The Bigfoot enjoys roaming about the secluded woods making friends with animals and nature deities such as nymphs and Fairies while they forage for plants to eat. In particular, they love pine cones and evergreen needles. Sasquatch sometimes live in caves and will dig dens into the ground for winter or giving birth. Some who live further north will migrate south during harsh winter months. They love temperate zones with plenty of rain and don’t appreciate extreme cold or heat. More often they simply love sleeping under the stars despite only requiring a few hours of slumber per night. They prefer to be alone with nature most of the time but they do socialize with their own kind on a regular if not sparse basis. It is rare for a Bigfoot to have a dispute with another. Although they do not get along with their violent Yeti cousins. Sasquatch are masters of stealth and can move without making a sound despite their giant lumbering size. You could be within 10 feet of one and not even see them crouching behind a tree or bush waiting for you to leave the area!

The Origin Of The Supernatural Sasquatch

Despite the speculation of the Cryptozoology community, we believe that the Sasquatch was genetically created by advanced extraterrestrials of unknown origin some 1.7 million years ago. The alien DNA manipulation analysis indicates that Bigfoot has elements of our early hominid ancestors Homo Habilis and Homo Erectus. There are also unidentifiable extraterrestrial and enchanted elements within the genes of Bigfoot. There was some apparent effort to make it look like their creation was apart of Earth’s natural evolution process. However, the immortality of the Sasquatch created a low sex drive and therefore a consistently small populace that pretty much kept evolution at a minimum. If the Bigfoot couldn’t live forever the supernatural species would have died out a long time ago!

The hominid hybrid experiments took place in the American Northwest where the Bigfoot was specifically designed to survive in the lush secluded forests. It’s thought the aliens noticed the African hominids and wanted to speed up the evolution process. A process that was to produce a supernatural species to deal with paranormal threats they must have noticed while exploring our world. It’s unknown if this was a work of benevolence or mere scientific curiosity. It is also not known if the aliens continue to observe or even visit their creations as Gods. The Sasquatch are secretive about what Gods they worship. Quite a few are nature deities they discovered and Native American Gods.

Sasquatch Families

The Sasquatch mate every so often and there are a handful of baby Bigfoot born every century. It seems conception is difficult to achieve which isn’t surprising in an immortal creature. The hairy couple will stay together to raise the child for about 14 years before parting ways as they prefer to live alone. Still, the Bigfoot often gather in groups to exchange information. Especially where to avoid humans who aren’t one with Mother Nature!  It is said the original alien experiment creations, aka the Adam and Eve of the Sasquatch people, still survive and act as a pseudo King and Queen of sorts. If that is the case they would be 1.7 million years old! Although there is no official government or civilization. It’s rumored the King and Queen along with their first few generational descendants have the power to telepathically communicate with all of their kind anywhere on Earth. Perhaps influencing what they do sub-consciously or sending direct messages that might be seen as signs from Gods.

The Magic Of The Sasquatch

Native Americans trusted the sacred Sasquatch to scare off the first werewolves and Wendigo. In general, they ward off evil in all forms! They aided the first humans to cross the Bering Strait Land Bridge and cross the Pacific to North America. The Bigfoot shared the secrets of Mother Earth with the first Natives. However, they were far less trusting of settlers who got here from the Atlantic ocean such as Vikings and other Europeans. These early explorers attempted to hunt down what they saw as blasphemous beasts! Sasquatch fur is extremely valuable in the supernatural community. It brings good luck and is a powerful ingredient in magical potions, rituals, and spells. This is even more true for Bigfoot blood given willingly. The blood is a known poison for evil entities such as vampires!

The Demi-Sasquatch & Bigfoot Uprising

Despite the striking physical differences between Bigfoot and Humans, there are rare Sasquatch-Human Hybrids, aka Demi-Sasquatch, that walk among us. Clearly our DNA is compatible. The first were with Native Americans who considered it a sacred event to join with the Sasquatch as blood brothers and sisters. More recently it has been a variety of races who are in the supernatural know and have met various Bigfoot people. One Demi-Bigfoot works at our own local secret supernatural Club 13 as a Bouncer. Mr. Altec is ideally suited to his job with super strength, speed, agility, enhanced senses, immunity to magic, and most likely immortality! Although he must wax his body on a daily basis. Well, he doesn’t have to but he seems to be embarrassed by his Bigfoot heritage and doesn’t like to talk about it!

Demi-Sasquatch are usually in the 7 foot tall heavy muscular build range. Despite Bigfoot generally being peaceful the interbreeding can instill violent tendencies. Mr. Altec only seems to let it show when he is forced to fight. Quite a few Bigfoot Hybrids can be downright vile. Such is the cases when we here at Mystic Investigations dealt with one at an amusement park recently. He seemed to be ridiculously obsessed with getting his daughter a dolphin doll I won. It ended up in a big brawl!

There have also been factions of Sasquatch who have had enough of the ever-increasing intrusion into their private world. They feel the only answer is to fight back against the human invasion into their sacred forests. A Sasquatch Rebellion was quelled by government and private paranormal forces in August 2018. This has also fueled ever increasing hybrid births in an effort to “infiltrate” human society! Impregnating a human female has a greater frequency of success than in their own kind. Let us pray the Native American friends of the Sasquatch can broker peace between them and the humans they see as enemies!

The Original Famous Bigfoot Video. It is said the Sasquatch in the video was shunned by his people for exposing their kind to the world!

Talk Of The Hunt For Sasquatch

Is Paul Bunyan Real?

The Nephilim Bunyan Walks Among Us!

The gentle giant lumberjack of American Folklore known as Paul Bunyan is in fact real! He is a Nephilim which is the offspring of a Fallen Angel and a Human. The most notorious of their kind was Goliath of Biblical fame. They tend to be evil as they inherit the rebellious nature of their former Heavenly parent. They also have bounties on their head by the authority of Archangels. On the other hand, Demi-Angels are the result of rare unions between Angels and Humans that are sanctioned as holy by Heaven. The most famous Demi-Angel is Santa Claus. Paul turned to the side of righteousness which reflects his sainted Mother who thought she was bearing the holy child of an Angel. She was tricked into thinking her son would be the next Saint Nicholas! Paul Bunyan’s will to help humankind flies in the face of his Father who descended into demonhood status in Hell. A father who continually returns in demonic spectral form demanding his son turn to the dark side!

Born From The American Revolution Paul Bunyan Carved The New Frontier

Like most Nephilim Paul rose to over 9 feet tall. In addition, he has enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. This includes the ability to sense impending danger. Much of the folklore is incorrect in making him an immense giant as tall as large buildings! They also get quite a few of his exploits wrong as well. He certainly didn’t carve the Grand Canyon by dragging his ax behind him nor created Mount Hood by putting stones on his campfire. However, he did carve out some less noticeable features of the American landscape including the creation of some small lakes. Mostly he was into chopping down the overabundance of trees found in the new American Frontier. For him, that began just past the original 13 colonies as he was born sometime in the late 1700’s where he bear witness to the American Revolution. As an Immortal Nephilim, he would live to see the entire history of the United States Of America. That is unless someone manages to complete the death warrant on his head!

The Heavenly Bounty On Paul’s Head

After his father literally went straight to Hell in order to serve the Devil, Paul was raised by his mother in the isolated Appalachian wilderness. His mother knew his life was in danger from Archangels and others so she located a powerful witch. The good witch cast an Enochian Angel Magic spell to keep Paul’s Fallen Angelic side from broadcasting its metaphysical energy forth. This enchanted energy often acts as a beacon for Heaven to find Nephilim. With that protection in place, he only had to worry about humans and other supernatural beings who might want to bring harm upon him!

A Kinship With The Sasquatch And Native Americans

From early on he loved chopping down trees with a giant mystical ax his Father left him. Although, it was believed his Father wanted him to kill people with it for the purposes of demonic sacrifices! As the giant Bunyan came into contact with hillbillies and mountain folk they reluctantly accepted him because he helped them out with compensation. With very little in the way of media present tall tales of his existence were merely regarded as such. Interestingly enough he was first embraced by local Native Americans who almost thought of him as a God. Paul even developed a special kinship with the Sasquatch who often protected Natives from harm as best they could until the later years when the government forces overwhelmed everyone. Paul worked to keep the uneasy peace between settlers and Natives as best he could without using violence.

The Passing Of Paul’s Mother And The Birth Of A Blue Ox!

With each passing year, he ventured further out into the vast western wilderness clearing land for farmers and those building the first dirt roads. Later he aided in paving the way for the railroads. Due to his long legs and super speed he was able to run back and be with his Mother on weekends. Unfortunately, she died at an early age as making love to a Fallen Angel and birthing a Nephilim take quite a toll on a human body! When she died Paul begged the witch who spelled him, the Natives, and the Bigfoot but death was beyond their control! Paul buried her in Kentucky and headed west to continue his work as a lumberjack and adventurer. Along the way, he developed an imaginary friend to pass the time in between meeting people. That friend was Babe The Big Blue Ox. At some point, Paul’s Nephilim abilities granted the big beast a sentient self-aware state and a metaphysical energy body like a ghost. Sometimes Babe would appear beside Paul for all to witness!

The Nephilim Bunyan Is A Hero To Humankind!

He saved many lives by tackling criminal bullies and wrestling wild animals! He even battled many dark entities of the night including vampires, werewolves, zombies and a parade of monsters lurking in the old west! Along the way, some misguided supernatural warriors, such as Vampire Slayers, attempted to end his life but failed miserably. By the time he began clearing giant redwoods in California sometime in the mid-1800’s he had to go into permanent seclusion as modern society, the trans-continental railroad, media, and telegraph communications began to take shape. Not to mention the pesky invention of the camera that could capture his image for the world to see!

Paul Bunyan Lives In The 21st Century

To this day Paul Bunyan hides in the mountains and forests of the American West. He resides with the Sasquatch people and even a few tribes of Native Americans who managed to remain hidden from the US government for hundreds of years! Their ancient ways untouched by modern civilization. They were the ones lucky enough to have gifted psychics who foresaw the downfall of Native America and knew that remaining hidden was the best choice. Sometime in the 1930’s Paul met his true love in one of the hidden tribes and is now happily married! Although, as a Nephilim, he can’t father any children.

Paul Finds North Pole City And Is Reunited With His Deceased Mother

Paul is the only Nephilim welcomed into North Pole City. This after he went on an expedition to the North Pole in 1919. He was shocked to discover Santa Claus and his winter wonderland! There he was reunited with his Mother who descended from Heaven in Angel form. She continues to do so every Christmas and on her birthday! Santa takes great pains to cloak Paul as he does not agree with Heaven’s bounty on his head.

If you spot Paul Bunyan while hiking or camping in the Rocky Mountains do approach him and feel safe in knowing he will always be your friend!

The Rebellious Rise Of The Bigfoot

Since 2017 Mystic Investigations has been tracking an ever-growing Sasquatch rebellion. The Bigfoot, sometimes called the missing link, are a distant relative of humankind genetically altered by extraterrestrial’s experimenting with the supernatural in North America. They were the first intelligent species on the continent. These gentle furry giants welcomed the Native Americans who migrated here from Asia and the Pacific Islands. Most tribes saw the Sasquatch as a sacred creature to be revered. Some even worshiped them! The Bigfoot later aided Natives with the new Werewolf threat and later the arrival of European immigrants. Certainly, the Natives and Bigfoot shared the common threat of intolerable invaders. As modern civilization grew the proud Sasquatch people were forced further into the deep forests and mountainous regions. They only wished to be left alone but non-Natives refused to do so! They sought to uncover their secrets and even hunt them down! Eventually, the Bigfoot was somewhat forgotten amid the folklore of other paranormal beings and also unverified tall tales of the great American West. Read The Rest On Our Paranormal News Blog…