What Are Supernatural Jabba’s?

Jabba Shape ShifterJabba’s are paranormal monsters named after the infamous Star Wars character Jabba The Hutt.  These relatively new Cryptids first began to appear in the 1950’s, and were merely classified as large scale cannibalistic Shape Shifters for a time until given the name Jabba in the mid 1980’s.  These are humans with a unique set of junk DNA.  Those usually responsible for superpowers in Humans.  These genes appear to interact with a combination of environmental pollutants such as radiation, and various chemicals including unnatural food additives.  Soon after genetic activation the human subject acquires a monumental appetite despite having a low metabolism.  They quickly pack on the pounds, and at some point they set their eyes on small humans.  Upon their first foray into cannibalism they begin to develop shape shifting properties that allow them to devour large items they can swallow whole.  They can literally stretch their mouths, and digestive systems to accommodate all manner of objects including furniture, and sometimes small vehicles!  However they primarily crave humans in an almost zombie way.  They retain their sentient intelligence, and are alive so they are by no means zombies. Although their persona is obsessed with devouring everything in sight!  In addition even if these cannibalistic sickos get so desperate as to start eating corpses they won’t turn into Ghouls.

The Jabba’s eventually bloat up to several tons or more in weight.  Their natural state is a grotesque blob of deformed blubber who limbs are barely visible amid their excessive flesh.  They will often have long periods of hibernation in desolate rural areas. Deep woods, and swamps are their favorites. Usually a body of water is nearby.  This low activity period goes on until they start to burn off too much fat, and then they shape shift to a human appearing mobile form so they can walk among us, and stalk their next meal!  At some point they grow so horizontally challenged that shape shifting ceases, and they eventually rot to death.  The average lifespan of a Jabba is only about 16 years or so!  In addition they are neither good nor evil.  Like Zombies they merely act on instinct. Therefore a human who becomes a Jabba is exempt from negative Afterlife ramifications associated with murder.  This despite the fact that their human soul remains attached, and in anguish over the heinous culinary acts they have performed.

Cryptozoologists have yet to find the specific set of mechanisms that cause Jabbaism nor the cure.  However if caught, and supernaturally treated in the early stages, a human can be restored to their former glory. There is no known defense against Jabba’s.  Even in their human shape shifting form beheading or lighting them ablaze causes them to shift back to blob form.  Often a 9 foot high pile of blubber several tons in weight. Their dense structure, and sheer mass make injuring them difficult, and the fat just seems to immediately fill in any wounds!  Even powerful paranormal beings seem to be no match for Jabba’s. Neither Demi-Demons, vampires, werewolves, zombies, or even Hulks have had any success in defeating these gargantuan entities! The fantastical power of their fat is legendary!  Just think of a fight between the Incredible Hulk, and Angry Birds Big Terrance as an example. Not even the most famous Shapeshifter, Slender Man, was a match for a Jabba he came across in the early 1990’s!  Unfortunately just as he was about to be squashed into oblivion he chickened out and Teleported away to safety! Of course Slender has his own protection spell mechanism so it’s doubtful he would have died.

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Human Form Jabba

Jabba’s aren’t demonic in nature so religious artifacts have no effect. For reasons unknown they seem to be immune to even the most magnificent magics. Possibly some protection caused by a direct tapping into the supernatural human soul? If they don’t eat you whole then they’ll simply sit on you causing you to literally flatten like a pancake!  Your only defense is to run because that they don’t do very well moving fast even in their brief human forms.  That mass is still with them. It’s just extremely tight packed into their compact form. Paranormal professionals have been able to capture, and contain Jabba’s in their hibernation state with the element of surprise, and special heavy lifting equipment of steel.  There are at least three live specimens currently locked away in secret underground supernatural facilities around the world.  Study continues into these deeply disturbing supernatural oddities!
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What Are Nuclear Ghosts & Apparitions?

Nuclear Ghost EventNuclear Ghosts are disembodied spirits, instantly created by anyone vaporized by a nuclear explosion. Although anything that instantly disintegrates a live person would create a Nuke Ghost.  For a fifty megaton blast everything out to about one half kilometer would probably be vaporized, and therefore become Nuclear Ghosts.  Generally a Ghost is formed when a person dies due to an extreme trauma such as a brutal murder.  In addition a person generally tortured by life, has serious unresolved issues, or  very rarely an amazing iron will to stay here can become a ghost despite the method of death.  In addition a number of ghosts are actually residual haunting’s that are not actual non-corporeal consciousnesses but rather something like a supernatural recording of a past event.  These are known as Nuclear Apparitions.  Transparent images of the final moments in a persons life as the nuke hits. These apparitions are fueled by spiritual energy for months, and even years after the deaths.

Nuclear Ghosts are unique due to the fact that they will form virtually every time for a person who is instantly vaporized.  This isn’t from the terrifying trauma of being at ground zero of a nuclear blast because the recorded instances of Nuke Ghosts were surprise explosions.  Simply put the body is torn away so lightning fast that the soul, aka astral energy spirit body, remains in it’s place.  The ghost will have no idea they’re dead until they accidentally walk through a solid object or someone walks through them.  The Nuclear Ghosts will immediately see the signs unlike a confused trauma based ghost who may wander around mindlessly in a nightmare state for quite some time.  Often nuclear ghosts will attempt to say farewell to family, and friends before willingly moving on into the light of the Afterlife.

What Are Nuclear Temporal Ghosts & Nuclear Temporal Self-Possession?

When someone is at, or near enough to ground zero depending on the severity of the Ghostsnuclear device, not only do we have the body being torn away instantly but we also have a mega surge of energy.  This energy fires into the energy string level of our bodies instantly which in turn presses forth energy into our spiritual astral body, or lowest level soul that would be our ghostly form.  This immense energy infusion causes our soul to move faster than light back into the past.  A bit further out their soul moves slower than light into the future.  It would be rare to attain exactly light speed, and theoretically stay in the present since technically all energy is moving at light speed already.  Our past or future astral spirits connect across the four dimensional expanse of our lives, and act as a temporal spiritual railway of sorts.  Depending on the energy surge a person could travel years, or even decades into the past or future.  Potentially those thrown into the past could end up in a time before their birth.  In such cases they would merely be a ghost in the past while those going to the future would always be a ghost since they already died at ground zero.

When they end up within their lifetimes the future astral body tends to dominate the past
version of itself as it has more spiritual energy built up.  The physical brain then translates it into the consciousness while the younger self takes a back seat in the sub-conscious split personality style.  The victim of the nuclear detonation will then find themselves in their past body.   As times passes their astral spirit begins to meld with the one originally occupying their body.  This results in memory loss of the future over time along with their past self re-emerging every so often.  Eventually within a few years the past, and future spirits become one with no memory of the future left.  Of course writing things down immediately upon arrival helps, and Déjà vu runs rampant.

The largest creation of Nuclear Ghosts, Apparitions, and Nuclear Temporal Ghosts was World War II Nagasaki, and Hiroshima which together had an estimated 100,000+ people instantly vaporized.  The reports of ghosts run rampant for days, and even weeks after the blasts.  Both Japanese, and American officials quickly worked to quiet these incidents keeping them out of the press, and history books to prevent even more public panic.  Now these amazing tales are only known by those of us in the supernatural community, and a handful of superstitious Japanese as urban legends.

So if you should find yourself in a nuclear apocalypse the best place might be at ground Ghost Huntingzero rather then being radiation burned, getting cancer, and eventually dying in a war torn hell.  At ground zero you would feel no pain with instant vaporization, and hopefully you’d end up back in your past.  Perhaps able to warn people, or at least move somewhere else along with using future knowledge to attain wealth!  If you find yourself as a ghost don’t panic.  Just envision the white light that will transport you to the great beyond to be with your loved ones who are already there since it exists outside our space-time.

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