Are Jumanji & Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know much about the real Jumanji board game, it’s origins, or its current location.  Rumors, and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was a creation of an African Witch Doctor, and Dark Witch from Great Britain in the mid 1800’s.  They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. It was also the only way they could come up with to become Immortal. They live on in the game, and can be released temporarily during game play.  Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plantlife, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the game for decades at a time!  It’s said that Jumanji is currently in the possession of the British Royals. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

An even more deadly paranormal board game originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second generation member of the global vampire royal family.   Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and blood sucking as the centuries rambled forth before his immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded even back then.  Over the course of a year Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs it’s way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.  Throughout the blasphemous board game magical beings materialize out of thin air, and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will!  A pure soul would in fact destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fires of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown.  However the game duplicates it, and the winner of the game receives a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience.  Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him, and his guests.  The game is self powered through powerful demonic spells, and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately Dracula grew tired of the game, and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind.  By then Dracula, and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences.

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!

 

What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?
Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th. His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her sons death. Her death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused him to be caught in the dream plane between life and death where he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  Magic that should have prevented this menace from existing to begin with.  Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of altering the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie.  Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart, and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators, and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The last physical manifestation of Jason was at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999 near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there.  Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice.  Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful priest. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

The monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees has still been spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake, and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully thus far they have been nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation, or some other Electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly the ghost of Jason is powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remains that way he shouldn’t be able to return in a biological form….well not until the distant future anyway.  Hopefully no foolish practitioners of magic attempt to resurrect Jason for the purposes of using him as a weapon of diabolical destruction! Certainly it will be tempting to use the dark metaphysical forces that will accumulate from 2015’s three Friday The 13th’s.  The third is coming in November right after the horrors of Halloween!

Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse.  At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage.  The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse.  The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally in the 26th century the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a space craft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by an android.

Unfortunately his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuild him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew including the android with ease in his new indestructible body.  The ship continued on auto pilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station, and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his serial killing spree.  In the end reinforcements arrived to the planet, and he was eventually taken down by military forces. Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by a laser gun rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon.  So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future!

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See Also: The Jason Voorhees Cult & His Recent Resurrection | Friday The 13th Warning | Jason Voorhees At Monster Wikia | Friday The 13th Demon Specter(Our Dealings With Specter Himself)

Is Night At The Museum Based On A True Story Of Dioramas Coming To Life?

Is The Movie “Night At The Museum” Real?
Night At The Museum” is amazingly based on a true story! There was indeed a museum where the exhibits came to life at night.  However liberties were taken to hide the truth under the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  In Night At The MuseumThe Golden Tablet of Pharaoh Ahkmenrah had mystical powers responsible for breathing life into the inanimate historical figures at the museum.  In reality the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah nor his fabled tablet of pure gold actually exist.  The movie was based on the Pharaoh Nemtyemsaf II of the sixth Egyptian dynasty. Oddly enough he reigned for only one year in 2184 BC.  Legend suggests he was murdered in a nefarious plot to steal the fabled Golden Tablet Of Osiris.  Osiris is the Egyptian God of the afterlife, underworld, and the dead.  Ancient scrolls indicate that Nemtyemsaf II employed dark magic in an attempt to rule the world but counter forces killed him.  A product of his metaphysical meddlings was the Osiris Tablet imbued with powers by the God Of Death himself.

The Excavation Of A Dark Mummy!
The movie was set at New York City’s American Museum of Natural History. However the real the museum where history came alive was located in Colorado.  For legal reasons we cannot mention the name of the museum nor the city it was in.  Mainstream history records very little about Nemtyemsaf II and certainly there is no mention of finding his tomb, or the tablet.  However the museum in question got an anonymous lead, and sent a secret expedition to Egypt.  Naturally Egyptian authorities frown upon foreigners conducting secret archaeological digs.  It was financed by an undisclosed millionaire, and the museum was eager to take possession of the sarcophagus containing the Nemtyemsaf II mummy along with the golden Osiris tablet.  They had a whole backstory ready for how they got this rare possession without acknowledging their illegal Egyptian expedition.   Sometime in 1988 they received the treasure during a renovation of their museum.  So the mummy, and tablet were never seen by the general public.  During that time a lone night watchman was shocked to see the museum exhibits come to life at Midnight. This also included extremely dangerous wild animals!

Night Watchmen Witness The Impossible! Museum Dioramas And Wax Figures Come To Life!
The Night Guard thought he was going nuts, and immediately sought psychiatric help! However in his leave of absence another guard reported the same thing.  Shockingly a third guard was unfortunately killed the night he replaced the second guard. Incidentally the second guar quit the first night on his job.  Soon various other museum officials witnessed it as well.  Inexplicably the animation of wax figures wasn’t captured on newly installed video cameras! However the disappearance of figures did appear on film. One minute it was in its display case, and the next it was gone. Really though it had walked out through a door, or crashed through the glass! When the animated beings returned to their displays at dawn, the camera would suddenly see it seemingly blink in out of thin air. Often high level electromagnetic interference is to blame in supernatural cases where the phenomenon doesn’t appear on camera when visible by human eye.  Although in this case there was no static, or any other distortion of the video.

The Golden Tablet Of Osiris
The Museum called in various paranormal experts who determined the cause of this unique supernatural phenomenon was in fact The Golden Tablet Of Osiris. Over the course of several weeks the paranormal experts, funded by wealthy philanthropists, paid off the museum officials to keep the building closed, and not inform the government who would surely swoop in, and confiscate everything.  Numerous injuries were recorded as well from the various violent, and unpredictable historical, and even fictional characters coming to life. Clearly the Witching Hour triggered the power of the tablet, and it ceased its hold on the museum at the sunrise.  In particular whenever the first direct rays touched the building.  Any exhibits outside in live form at that time would instantly disintegrate into ash like a Vampire caught in the holy sunlight.  It seems the tablet cast a spell on the wax figures since they could leave the museum, and travel quite far away. If placed outside before the Witching Hour they didn’t transform. This indicates they had to be in the museum for the spell to work.

Historical Humans And Fictional Characters Come To Life!
All the beings that came to life knew they were originally inanimate objects yet at the same time had memories of being their respective historical or fictional figures.  The historical figures had memories not contained in any texts which indicated the possibility that they were actually linked to the souls of the real person.  This would make sense since Osiris has power over the afterlife, and access to the memories of souls.  The fictional characters coming to life might indicate they’re real in another Parallel Universe.  However some of the fictional characters had missing memories.  Clearly things never written or conceived of by their creator.   Also if they were real in another Universe the tablet may have requires too much power to retrieve the parallel reality memories. Especially if it was actually in another Multiverse!  One incredible example of a fictional character coming to life was the wax figure of Superman!  He was molded in the image of Actor Christopher Reeve yet he completely believed he was Superman.

Darth Vader Animates As Powerless And Depressed
The animated sapient Superman figure came to life with deeply conflicting memories from all his various comic, television, and movie incarnations up to that present.  It’s unknown why it merely didn’t portray the Superman from the 1978 film. Superman had all his powers seen in all forms of media. Especially the comic books. This was unlike Darth Vader who had no Force abilities in Night At The Museum 2, and also in real life when his figure became animated.  Darth was very depressed he could no longer feel the force nor wield its awesome powers. He became very despondent within his plight as a quadruple amputee with numerous health issues that required him to be confined to claustrophobic cybernetic suit. Yes the suit clearly worked along with his lightsaber! However he only wielded it once. What’s unusual is that he had memories from the Prequels as young Anakin Skywalker. He even spoke of events from Rogue One in 1988! There was also things he knew not written or seen in any media up our present. Perhaps more Star Wars movies not yet made! He eventually refused to leave his Death Star control room diorama when animated. Instead of taking a place in the final battle to rid the museum of this dangerous Osiris curse he committed suicide by his own saber never to be animated ever again. Please partake of a moment of silence for poor downtrodden Darth!

Superman Temporarily Lives On Our Earth To Save The Day!
It was Superman, or we should say the animated wax figure of Superman, who eventually got the museum under control. He battled a plethora of animated characters causing chaos, and destruction that sometimes spilled out onto the streets around the museum.  Reports of which the government eventually covered up as they do with most prolific paranormal incidents.  The only real person to come to life in the museum was the mummy of Nemtyemsaf II. Unfortunately he wasn’t a good guy like Pharaoh Ahkmenrah in the Night At The Museum movies.  Superman fought him when he escaped his sarcophagus but he needed help against the magic the mad mummy wielded through Osiris.  Some of the animated characters along with a brave team of supernatural warriors took the mummy down. The team included Priests who blessed Superman’s heat vision so he could blast the mummy into unholy ash for eternal disposal. Such holy flames insured the mummy could never return in physical form or as a dark spirit. Unfortunately US Paranormal Defense Agents showed up to take custody of the mummy for research. Superman being a law abiding citizen didn’t stop them.

Luckily one paranormal investigator knew the Osiris Tablet was too powerful to be in the hands of the US, or any other government.  He stole it, and disappeared just as Superman flew out into the cold night to meet his fate as ashes in the rising sun. Although we have no reports of his destruction so who knows?!? The removal of the golden tablet put an end to the supernatural occurrences at the museum. Despite this all exhibits were confiscated by the government for further study.  US officials gave the museum money to reopen after “renovations” with replacement exhibits ready for the public to view.

At some point the paranormal investigator who stole the Osiris tablet for safekeeping had it stolen from him by a sinister Sorcerer named Zortax. The nefarious Sorcerer Zortax attempted to raise an army of the dead from the Underworld in order to take over the world.  He made several ritualistic sacrifices to Osiris for his approval.  It’s said that strange people became appearing out of nowhere at The Great Pyramid of Giza in March of 1993. This army of the dead could have very well sparked the First Battle Of Armageddon if not for a secret coalition of supernatural services from the United States, and other governments of the world who got word of the Zortax threat. In addition private paranormal crime fighters were employed in this titanic effort to thwart the army of the damned. The Sorcerer Zortax was assassinated by mystical sharp shooters as he performed his dark ritual nearby. The Golden Tablet Of Osiris mysteriously vanished into the shifting Egyptian sands never to be seen again.  Although there are rumors it was seen in the private collection of a French billionaire in 2001!