What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?
Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused him to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.

Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.

So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!
Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse.  At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.

Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace.  It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon.  So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! [Twitter]

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What Is The Jason Voorhees Cult

Virtually every supernatural being and even some famous humans have their own cults. Crazed sycophants hyper-obsessed with a given person to the point of worshiping them like a God. Often the products of weak minded mentally ill individuals with no real purpose in life. These like minded loons get together and Shazam you have a full-fledged cult. From there their mission may be harmless but sometimes their need to please their adopted God can turn downright dangerous! The Cult Of the infamous zombified demidemon serial killer Jason Voorhees is no exception!

The Inception Of The Jason Voorhees Cult
The Voorhees Cult, or The Voorheesian’s, technically came into existence on Friday, May 13, 1966, when a 13-year-old Jason Voorhees drowned in Crystal Lake. As a deformed mentally retarded child he was not well received by the other kids nor most of the staff at Camp Crystal Lake. He endured great cruelty and bullying despite his mother working there as a cook. Due to her son’s special needs, she was unable to find someone to watch him so she had no choice but to bring him to the camp. A gifted 14-year-old hereditary Witch named Secilia was the only one who befriended Jason. She saw past his horrifying appearance and seemingly slow intellect. They had something in common since her excessive weight made her an outcast with the kids at the camp. She had visions and dreams of Jason’s future. She knew then he was a Dark Lord trapped in a pathetic human form.  She tried various rituals and spells to help him but nothing worked under her limited experience. On that fateful Friday The 13th when Jason drowned she was in town and returned to find out he had died.  She realized his death was meant to be as was his inevitable resurrection from the metaphysically cleansing waters of Crystal Lake.

As a hereditary witch, her family had collected various texts over the centuries including one of the powerful Grimoire’s known as the Book Of The Dead.  The specific text was the nefarious Necronomicon Ex Mortis!  Her family had fallen away from the dark side over the past 100 years so the dangerous Grimoire was locked away. Secilia, however, was born with a darkness she yearned to access.  It’s suspected that possibly the demon Deathcilius influenced her unknowingly despite never contacting her directly. This is the demon who immediately showed an interest in Jason’s dark anguished spirit after his death as he walked the Earth as a confused ghost. She stole away the Necronomicon Ex Mortis in the hopes of bringing Jason back to life in a supernatural form. She failed countless times until the demon took action at the perfect paranormal power time along with using Secilia’s Book Of Dead ritual as an anchor to our physical world. On November 13, 1970, Jason was resurrected for the first time by having his spirit channeled into a freshly dead adult human corpse.  It was the body of an unfortunate soul born on Friday The 13th.

The Malevolent Misguided Mission Of The Crazed Cult
Secilia shadowed Jason’s movement for years helping him where she could but she was eventually driven away by the forces of magical righteousness.  After losing a great deal of weight she became a charismatic cult leader who recruited dark minded individuals such as herself.  Fellow witches, warlocks, and also useful idiots. The highest ranking of these fools are members born on Friday The 13th. The so-called “Chosen Ones”. They are eager to be future vessels for Jason’s dark spirit when he inevitably rots too much of his zombie-like physique or finds himself slain by supernatural warriors once again. The Voorheesian’s view those who oppose them and work to kill Jason as “Sinners”. Clearly, their vision of reality is skewed to thinking that evil is good, and good is evil.  Oddly enough the closest thing to good in the cult are the vows of celibacy usually only seen by seriously devout religious individuals. And they are deeply serious about it! If they catch another member doing anything unsavory they will not hesitate to tie them up until Jason pays a visit! Only Jason is allowed to kill unless a cult member has no choice if it’s self-defense.

Their ultimate mission is to raise Jason to Godhood status and cleanse the world of hormonal humans who refuse to cease their vile sexual acts and mindless procreation. Cult members often lead Jason to the fresh lust filled prey that he relishes in exterminating! Especially older teens and twenty-somethings hot and heavy into the carnal acts. This stems from the lifeguards at Crystal Lake having sex rather than watching the water that he drown in. There’s also a sub-consciousness jealously of not ever having a normal life that allowed him to engage in such activities. Apparently, if they ever manage to commit their global genocide dreams they assume they will become immortal and have no need for kids.

Secilia met her end as the Voorhees Cult Leader on Friday, August 13, 1999, when The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s killed Jason, and exorcised his sponsor demon Deathcilius into oblivion!  She attempted to save Jason’s life but was taken into supernatural custody, and thrown into a private prison at a secret location deep underground.  She hasn’t been heard from since then as the Cult continues searching for her. However, when in deep meditation some members can hear her speaking in their minds just as they sometimes see Jason’s sinister thoughts.

The Voorhees Cult believes the birth of Jason was destiny, and it’s up to them to aid his ascension to a diabolical deity status.  They consider
Jason’s supernatural state to be the equivalent of the Christ child, or probably more exactly the Anti-Christ child!  However, it’s their opinion that opposing forces are keeping Jason from rising to his fully Godly glory. Namely the people who end up slaying him back to spirit status.  They also blame Jason’s Father Elias Voorhees for beating Jason’s Mother, Pamela Voorhees, during her pregnancy with Jason. This, in turn, caused her to turn to the bottle for solace.  The booze, and beatings, while Jason was still in the womb, is what caused his sorry physical, and mental state thereby deeply dulling the Voorhees Cult’s glorious future God.

The crazed Cult even blames the Devil, and most demons in general for not fully supporting Jason, and aiding in his resurrection efforts once the demon Deathcilius was gone. I guess they don’t see the potential in Jason that the cult does. It seems the Devil only finds him “Somewhat Amusing” and was embarrassed by Deathcilius’s exorcism. Instead, the Voorheesian’s continue to browse Dark Gods as potential paranormal sponsors who will finally recognize Jason’s inner glory. They look at each of his kills as a sacrifice to a future deity. They even store part of the souls of Jason’s victims in special crystals. Emerald crystals of dark luck gifted to them by a Clurichaun (Dark Leprechaun) sympathetic to their Voorhees cause. The very crystals they use in their resurrection rituals and the ones they hope to present to a Dark God willing to play ball.

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On Friday, November 13th, 2015 the Voorhees Cult managed to resurrect their God in an elaborate mystical ritual. Since then Jason Voorhees has crossed the country bathing in the blood of those he’s mercilessly murdered in cold blood! Many supernatural crime-fighting teams, such as Mystic Investigations, have attempted to apprehend, and terminate him. Unfortunately, he has been quite elusive with the support of his faithful Cult!

Since his restoration, Jason has made finding the Dark Witch Secilia a top priority second only to supplying him with fresh meat! In her absence, the High Priest Necromancer Julius manages the cult. As a loyal disciple of Jason and Secilia he has been a force to be reckoned with for those of us in the paranormal community looking to take Jason down. He works tirelessly in the hopes of giving Jason permanent immortality in a non-rotting body leading to his prophesied ascension to Dark Godhood. We can only hope this insanity never comes to pass!

If you were born on Friday The 13th you may be a target of the cult. If approached by them don’t fall for their blasphemous bull! Don’t believe the promises they make you. It’s all lies! Even if you never hear from them they could be watching you! Always be on extra high alert on every Friday The 13th!
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The Vampire Blood Ball Feast

The Blood Ball Feast is a diabolically disturbing annual event for the royal global vampire elite, and their invited guests. Those who have proven their worth as loyal warriors for the vampirical cause. It is considered the ultimate vampire social event, and sign of serious supernatural status for those invited. Amazingly this can include a handful of evil humans who aren’t on the menu! Generally dark practitioners of magic, and Illuminati members from all walks of life. The paranormal party of darkness is passively hosted by King Dagan, and Queen Gula at their royal castle. It is located amid murky mists in the demonically cloaked Vampire Capital of Diavol City situated in the Carpathian Mountains of Transylvania. It takes place at 8 PM on New Year’s Eve and into New Year’s Day morning as that happens to be a time not much is going on in the wayward world. They can’t have guests being unable to show up due to conflicting schedules of sinister master plans. And of course they love to kick off the New Year in bloody dark fashion! During the first fours hours there is dancing, special bloody concoctions, entertainment, and conversing on a variety of important royal topics.

The Blood Ball Feast commemorates the formation of the vampire royalty during the height of ancient Egypt’s history. Even before vampires found refuge in the Carpathian Mountains. Home of the infamous second generation royal vampire known as Dracula. He was personally sired by King Dagan, and is usually the Master Of Ceremonies who really gets the party started. Often displaying his magical powers which are beyond rare in vampires. There are also special honored guests that are almost exclusively Demi-Demons. However in 2013, and 2014 the Devil himself made an appearance before disappearing in September 2015 at the Third Battle Of Armageddon. Usually he is contacted in Hell through a special sacrificial ceremony.

As dawn approaches on New Year’s Day one of the final acts of the sanguine celebration is to select what are called Blood Harvest Hunters. Their job is to scour the Earth for the rest of the year searching out humans, and even supernatural beings, with the highest quality blood. They are in essence harvesting humans. These horrified abductees are kept in dungeons until the night of the ball. They are then shamefully paraded among the guests completely naked, and presented on the table as meals of blood at the 12 AM Witching Hour! They are under the spell of vampire hypnosis so they stay on their giant porcelain plates on the tables covered in white silk linens. Linens that soaked crimson by the end of the sinister celebration!

Vampire guests may have their way with the poor prisoners, and alter the degree of their hypnosis so as to witness the victim’s terror with glee! Something quite a few of these sick puppies relish in as they enter into a blood splattered feeding frenzy! The unfortunate victims are drained of blood until they die, and are considered a sacrifice to the Emperor Devil, and all the dark demonic lords of Hell that created the first vampires. Most of the bodies are fed to Dragons that come up from an entrance to the Underworld in the castles deep cavernous dungeons. There are grates in the floors where vampires can throw bodies down into the flame lit pits to witness the dragons do their thing. Demi-Demons in attendance eat entire bodies, and are given the finest humans of all. Again this is a ritualistic sacrifice to the Satanic minions of Hell. The most famous Demi-Demon of all, The Anti-Claus, is often in attendance. However he refused to show up one year when a vampire ate one of his precious Gnome minions the previous year. It’s something snickered about as a joke among vampires.

There is often a special ultimate sacrifice. An enemy, or two of the vampire kingdom who is a supernatural being. The King, and Queen partake of this individual personally upon their thrones on a stage for all to see. Honored guests are singled out to receive praise, and have the rare pleasure of partaking of the King, and Queen’s blood. After all the death of damnation the Devil, and other Archdemons will appear as apparitions among the guests in the 3 AM Devil’s Hour. They bless all unholy for their loyalty to the horrors of hell. At 4 AM the aforementioned choosing of the Blood Harvest Hunters takes place. They head out into the dark shadows, and a fair amount of the guests leave around 5 AM or just in time to get home before dawn. Quite a few stay at the castle, and leave the following night.

This despicable den of unimaginable horrors is something many of us in the supernatural community have wanted to shut down for a long time now! Many a team of Vampire Slayers has gone mysteriously missing in the Carpathian Mountains attempting to shut these bastards down, and end the existence of the royals in general. It is convenient that all the vampire bigwigs are in one place. Unfortunately Transylvania is their domain. The Vampire Capital, and castle are deeply cloaked by powerful magics. Prince Dracula himself is in charge of this as he directs top flight dark witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers to make it next to impossible for anyone to disturb the frightening festivities. Perhaps someday Mystic Investigations will storm the Satanic soiree, and bring justice to those fallen souls that were treated as nothing more than meaty meals!