A Clurichaun, aka evil Leprechaun, hunting team was on the trail of the Lilliputian purveyors of dark luck when they happened upon the awesome sight as witnessed in the video above on April 8th, 2015. A Leprechaun-Unicorn transport rainbow appearing in the thunderous skies amid a titanic tornado. Reports indicate that a Leprechaun was in Medicine Lodge, Kansas meeting with a group of Native Americans composed of many tribes. A secretive supernatural group called The Wichita Warriors that specializes in fighting the forces of paranormal darkness. It seems they saved a Unicorn from a rabid group of Clurichauns attempting to use the magical creature for diabolical deeds. The tribe partook of a special ceremony to summon the Leprechaun who took custody of the sacred Unicorn for return to safe mystical wooded havens on the Emerald Isle.
Unfortunately the Clurichauns were deeply angered by what they saw as the theft of their animal, and came after the Native American Warriors in droves. The concentrated front of bad luck caused a massive tornado to form out of the control of local weather Goddesses, and Nymphs. The Natives pleaded with the Leprechaun to make his escape while they held his bad luck brothers off. The lucky little fella complied, and immediately sprung atop the noble gleaming white beast with golden horn shimmering majestically forth. The combining of the two supernatural beings powers were needed to form a metaphysical transport rainbow to Ireland due the dark luck dampening field spread by the Clurichauns. They escaped their evil brothers, and the brunt force of the dark luck tornado as the Leprechaun trusted the Native American Wichita Warriors with his good luck pot of gold.
Their ancient magics combined with the lucky gold allowed them to create a good luck shield to protect them from the tornado as they valiantly fought off the Clurichaun scourge. Evidence indicates they secured a victory against the Clurichauns courtesy of a Sasquatch who acted as back up to this amazing group of supernatural warriors. The Big Foot has always been a friend to Native Americans. Their immunity to dark magic, and luck came in handy. This battle resulted in some human injuries that included Clurichaun bites. Thankfully there were no human nor Sasquatch fatalities. However the Clurichauns saw some casualties, and captures while only a few escaped. The Clurichaun Hunting crew that captured the video above managed to snag the rest of the fleeing mini masters of mayhem. Clurichauns now the subject of study at a private top secret supernatural Cryptozoological research center in Colorado. As the dark luck front dissipated so did the terrible twister due to local weather deities regaining control.
Lucky Lady Gains Immortal Super Powers!
The victory for the forces of good isn’t the only wonderful news here. It seems a lucky 58 year old woman nearby witnessed the Leprechaun riding the Unicorn as the rainbow formed. She was a member of the Clurichaun Hunting team. Witnessing a Leprechaun riding a Unicorn has been known to grant humans immortality, and an eternity of good luck since the sight is so beyond rare it magically alters a person. It’s said to be related to the photons bouncing off the miraculous vision being paranormally altered. Then these paranormal photons enter a persons eyes which are the window to their soul. There’s also the fact that these supernatural photons only enter one persons eyes. In other words if a group were present only one person would witness the rare event. That is unless they themselves had supernatural powers of some sort. We also have the addition of a supernatural rainbow formation, and the dynamic lucky duo entering it. A previously unknown witnessed event. At least it’s never been recorded.
The woman’s name is being withheld to protect her from public scrutiny, and violation of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact. However this extremely lucky lady needs no protection with the luck she will relish the rest of her eternal life! The Native Americans stumbled upon her after the Clurichaun battle, and dissipation of the tornado which she survived standing in an open field. None of the Natives witnessed the Leprechaun-Unicorn event since they were engaged with the attacking Clurichauns. The Native Wichita Warriors sensed the woman’s transformation, and discussed it with her colleagues. The wise Natives gave the woman of eternal luck advice about her bright future. The lucky event not only gave her immortality, eternal good luck, and anti-aged her to what appears to be her early 20’s but she also possess Rainbow Light Manipulation Powers. This may include rainbow generation, teleportation, invisibility, healing, and use as a weapon with the possibility of rare Rainbow Fire Powers! This is the power of good luck interacting with humans Junk DNA that posses a wide range of latent telekinetic powers courtesy of our higher dimensional souls!
The mystical Native Americans have agreed to help the wondrous woman control her new
amazing abilities for use in the fight against evil as the various Battles Of Armageddon approach. In addition she has given herself the superhero name Rainbow Warrior. The Wichita Warriors believes she is the first step in fulfilling the Warriors Of The Rainbow Prophesy. A future group of individuals who would save the Earth from environmental destruction. It certainly is quite a coincidence that she is half Native American, and half European. The prophesy is also about bringing together the Native stewards of nature, and those whose ancestors were responsible for defiling the sacred lands of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth. This is also a sign of the impending Third Battle Of Armageddon. We here at Mystic Investigations wish The Rainbow Warrior well on her exciting eternal quest for justice, and hope to meet her in the future!