Plague Doctor Cultist Attack At Walmart

Plague Doctor Cultist

On Friday, March 3, 2017 a mysterious woman walked into a Fountain, Colorado Walmart at 10 PM. After a bit of leisurely shopping she allegedly sprayed a store clerk, and six other Walmart employees in a nonchalant manner! The innocent victims began exhibiting symptoms such as nausea, and skin irritation. A number of employees ended up in the hospital as a result of this unfortunate incident. Police describe the suspect as a plus size woman in her 40’s at a height of at least 5′ 7″. The filthy fiend has light brown to blond hair. She wore a multicolored shirt, and dark pants.

Further paranormal investigation reveals this woman may work for the notorious Doctor Of Dark Disease himself. The Plague Doctor! There are indications she is a Plague Doctor Cult member whose low IQ made her easy prey for classic cult brainwashing. Certainly the act of spraying herself with the sinister substance, before leaving the store, indicates a perplexing programming, or a mental illness. It’s unknown if this was plausibly a sycophantic act to please the Plague Doctor who relishes in people’s sick suffering.

This odd event was either a right of passage for the cult member to advance to more important tasks, or a field experiment for a new viral formulation. Either way the victims appear to be responding to treatment. However who knows if whatever they were exposed to is lying dormant within them as apart of a longer experiment of evil. All we can hope for is that God has mercy on their eternal soul! So far Doctors haven’t identified the exact nature of the clearly toxic spray. The Plague Doctor, and his merry band of macabre disease progenitors remain at large always plotting to let loose a global pandemic!

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