The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

The local New Mexico news report above speaks of the efforts of Hugo Pecos, former director of the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, to get a memorial for the agency placed in Albuquerque’s Civic Plaza.  The now extinct agency was a minor agency absorbed into the current Paranormal Defense Agency which is a top secret branch of the Department Of Defense.  The PDA is responsible for most of the so called “Men In Black” and deal in all supernatural beings including aliens, which is at the top of their list as being a threat to the government.   Although the US government has colluded with the “Greys” of Gliese 581c in the past.

When it comes to real supernatural beings, such as vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc, the Paranormal Defense Agency delves more into research for military benefits.  Since in reality these beings aren’t  much of a threat to the government, and rather only a threat to individual citizens, and perhaps whole communities when it comes to zombies.  Since our government is under the control of the planets evil billionaire and royal plutocrats, they’re only interest in self-preservation of their power.  This is especially true at the top secret levels out of the view of common citizens.  In fact the government has developed an artificial zombie virus, based on the supernatural zombie virus, that it may release if the people ever revolted against the unconstitutional regime.  Let us hope this never happens.

 

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