Chicago Lit Ablaze With Wizard Wand Fire!

On Sunday Morning May 31, 2015 at the Witching Hour somewhere in downtown Chicago an epic battle of good vs evil took place on the dark mean streets. Wayward wizards versus those who choose to fight for justice with their wondrous wizardry powers.  The video above was shot by a witness in a high rise apartment complex.  The camera footage was released in too many places for the government to completely cover it up. When the supernatural world is exposed without physical proof they generally paint it as an Urban Legend.  When video exists they quickly enlist their production teams to re-frame the video as an entertainment production. In this case, setting it up as an homage to Harry Potter as evidenced by the background music.  Despite the added production elements the video above is a very real battle between wizards utilizing the metaphysical energy focusing tools known as magic wands.

A Wayward Wizarding War!

Wayward Wizard Warriors

Our investigations uncovered a nefarious clandestine plot by wicked wizards to sacrifice local homeless people to an entity thought to be the collective spirit of The Conexus, or an agent of their dangerous higher dimensional organization. Perhaps an Astral Shadow Merc.  The Conexus needs spiritual power to gain a foothold in our physical reality, and the wizards thirsted for more power in what was to be a mutually beneficial arrangement.  A local witch, whose name has been withheld to protect her, got wind of the plot after she witnessed a homeless man kidnapped in a white van down by the river.  She followed them via enchanted broomstick and discovered their Wizards Lair.  There she overheard them talking as they prepared the innocent man for ritual sacrifice.  Fortunately, she was able to stealthy enter their Lair, and extricate the man to safety.  She then promptly contacted Chicago Supernatural, a prominent paranormal investigations firm.  They in turn used their contacts in the real supernatural community to inform the Wizarding World of the perversion of their magical practice.

A group of wizard warriors calling themselves the Pennsylvanian Paladins flew in from Pittsburgh to take on the wayward wizards. The dark wizards, no official group name as they were trying to keep a low profile, were rousting sleeping homeless people looking for easy victims.  The Paladins used a locator spell to find active wizarding wands in the metropolitan area, and then the battle was joined.  Iridescent shimmers of energized mystical fire volleyed back, and forth amid electrical shock-like sounds.  It was a short paranormal battle since the Paladins were far superior in strength.  There were only minor injuries mainly sustained by the wicked wizards.  Mostly there was the pain of metaphysical electrical shocks for those without the ability to produce supernatural shields.  The blasphemous wizards abandoned Chicago, and haven’t been heard from since.  The local witch who originally reported the wizards has been given additional support to aid in keeping her streets clean of malevolent metaphysical activity.  Everyone in the Chicago supernatural community remains on alert for any additional negative paranormal activity perpetuated by dark practitioners of magic!  There’s no word on whether The Conexus or it’s Shadow Merc warriors ever manifested in Chicago.

Original Video On Youtube (Oddly Age Restricted So Couldn’t Show Here Remotely)

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