Milwaukee Manticore On The Loose!

Is The Milwaukee Lion Something Very Supernatural In Nature?
ManticoreFor the past week Milwaukee residents have alarmingly reported a “cat like” creature roaming about their cityscape.  Police, and State Nature Resource agents have attempted to capture this elusive feline without success despite it’s blatant diurnal prancing about the urban streets.  The only captured image is a blurry cell phone video.  Zoological experts have theorized it’s either a young African Lion, or a mature cougar on the prowl. Some witnesses have indicated there was a smaller cat traveling with the larger animal.  So far there are no official reports of any injuries or fatalities by this wild animal.

In reality what we have here is a massive cover-up by the US Paranormal Defense Agency, the top secret supernatural defense arm of the US Department Of Defense.  US PDA agents, commonly known as Men In Black, have been spotted lurking about the Milwaukee area by private paranormal professionals trained to spot these nefarious figures.  Our insider sources in the PDA indicate they took three college students into custody for suspicion of opening a brief porthole to the Underworld, and magically summoning a Manticore.  It’s suspected they are amateur Wizards who perhaps materialized a set of Manticore siblings. One older sibling and baby Manticore.  Manticores are monstrous demonic creatures that appear lion like with dragon wings, and a scorpions tail.  However young ones appear as mere wild cats.  Also unlike fully mature Manticores who can only surface during a New Moon, a younger one can roam about in full Moonlight, and Sunlight.   They are also much more docile, and will not rabidly slaughter anything that moves.  Unfortunately they have a thirst for live meat which they heartily devour whole including the bones.  This makes it hard to know what animal or human prey they may have claimed for themselves! It’s entirely possible that recently missing people in the Milwaukee area could have been eaten alive by the larger Manticore.  The larger beast would naturally feed the baby Manticore.

The supernatural community has no faith in the Paranormal Defense Agency, and their blasphemous bureaucracy.  In light of that several paranormal investigators, and supernatural warriors from around the country have converged on Milwaukee to capture, and/or kill the Manticore(s) themselves.  Although the hope is to capture them alive for Cryptozoological research.  Mystic Investigations has sent our very own Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander to Milwaukee since his personal skill set is perfect for hunting down these dangerous supernatural creature. In addition he is being accompanied by our Crytozoologist Dr. Ashley Abercrombie who is an expert in Manticores, and all supernatural species.  In the coming days as we approach the Full Blue Moon it’s quite possible that Werewolves will finish the young Manticores off if nobody else does.


Angelic Cat Saves Boy From Devil Dog Hound Of Hell

Devil Demon Dog Hell HoundA young Bakersfield, California boy was saved from a savage dog attack by the heroic family cat.  However upon further paranormal investigations we find that the dog was actually possessed by a low level demon.  Such animal possessions are generally perpetuated by new demons practicing for eventual human possession.  Unfortunately all animals are open to demonic influence but usually animals cared for by humans have some protection courtesy of the caretakers human soul.  Just as humans can become vulnerable to possession so can their animals if the human owner in question is in a weakened mental state, or is actually evil themselves.

A local Enochian Witch named Gertrude, who communes with Angels, verified that an Angel had randomly been in the general vicinity when it sensed a child was in danger.  As it flew upon the scene in non-corporeal form, the Angel made the split second decision to possess the family cat, and pounce upon the vicious demonic dog in the process of mauling the innocent child.  Seconds later the Angel left the cat while the demon remained within the dog for fear of being directly exposed to the Angel.  The boy suffered minor injuries requiring some stitches.  Clearly under the circumstance things could have been a lot worse.

The demonic dog was taken away by animal control who quickly realized something wasn’t right with the animal.  Perhaps it was the glowing red eyes that gave the demon away.  Luckily one of the dog catchers was a devout Christian who immediately utilized the crucifix around their neck to wrangle the malevolent mutt into custody.  Within hours of being caged at a local animal control facility, two men in black who identified themselves as Federal investigators from an unidentified agency, whisked the dog away to parts unknown. We believe them to be agents of the top secret PDA (US Paranormal Defense Agency).  There’s no word on the current status of the dog but most likely he is being studied by government Cryptozoologists.


What Is The Paranormal Defense Agency?

Paranormal Defense AgentsThe Paranormal Defense Agency is a top secret off the records black ops agency of the United States Department Of Defense which was founded in 1977 by President Jimmy Carter. Their world headquarters is a vast facility 500 feet under Washington DC with a secret tunnel leading directly to the White House, and Congress as well. They are responsible for the so called “Men In Black” who have spooked many an American citizen in their paranormal investigations. They will often refuse to identify themselves, or do so without showing ID. Sometimes they will pose as members of other governmental agencies, and show ID. The Paranormal Defense Agencies origins date back to the very formation of our nation into 1789. Although they can be traced even further to the colonization of North America by European settlers who had to deal with the supernatural scourges of vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, and a plethora of other entities of evil. In the early days of the United States some secret supernatural societies were transformed into secretive Federal agencies. As the government grew so did the number of agencies that dealt with the many paranormal threats against the American people, and the government in general. By the 20th century the government was no longer as transparent, and such secretive agencies could grow more easier without anyone noticing. Secrecy was essential to prevent mass panic. This conveniently allowed the government to not violate the Universal Law of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.

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Currently the Paranormal Defense Agency spends most of it’s resources on capturing paranormal beings for experimentation, and genetic engineering along with harnessing metaphysical energies for use in weapons.   Since the government sees the world of the supernatural as a threat to themselves they work on defensive as well as offensive measures applicable in all areas including the non-paranormal world of warfare.  They also actively cover up the paranormal to prevent public panic.