Investigations Supernatural Services
Our top notch staff of experience
paranormal investigators, and supernatural warriors is ready to take on
any case you can throw at us. Our
staff includes a white witch, a good vampire, a Doctor of
Cryptozoology who happens to be half-zombie, a telekinetic psychic, an
ex-Navy Seal, a bionically enhanced human, a seasoned ghost buster, an
exorcist, and a master of martial arts, and investigations. Our service fees are customized to each
case, and can include free services because ultimately we're here to
protect the public from paranormal menaces. If no immediate threat
is present then we require proof of income to determine what you will
have to pay, or perhaps not pay. Travel charges are included in our
fees. We can handle any size case, and will work with business, and
government as well. There's no shame in local law enforcement
calling us in when they can't handle a supernatural threat to the
community. Our services include but are not limited to:
- Investigation into anything
deemed mysterious or unexplainable in nature.
- A solution to said issue at the
end of the investigation. There's never been a case we
couldn't solve. However if we can't then we will refund
- Ghost Hunting: Eradication of
metaphysical manifestations which can include ghost,
poltergeists, demonic presences, and any other higher
dimensional non-corporeal being. Ghosts of loved ones
will be helped along into the light of the afterlife to
finally find peace.
- Exorcisms: We help your loved
ones who have found themselves in the unfortunately
circumstance of being possessed by a demon, or other higher
dimensional being of evil. Our exorcism expert Father
Tom Davis is a Catholic Priest trained in the fine art of
driving demons out of human bodies, and back to hell where
- Vampires: We eliminate
vampire stalkers, and entire nests of the living dead blood
suckers who may menace you, your family, and the community at
- Werewolves: We handle Werewolves
stalking cases, and work
actively to hunt, and capture werewolves during the full
Moon. Capture is always desired since werewolves are
still humans during the day. Mystic can also take on
werewolf packs that terrorize neighborhoods, or entire communities.
We also have a caged faculty for those infected with
Lycanthropy who wish to be locked away during the full Moons
for everyone's safety. This particular service is
offered free of charge as a service to the public.
- Zombies: Walking dead corpses
are eradicated with extreme prejudice. Graveyard wide
zombie uprisings will be eliminated by dawn or your money
back. Our research staff actively searches for a cure to
the zombification virus.
- Sasquatch: We'll lure
Bigfoot away from your property unharmed.
- Yeti: The Abominable Snowman
will no longer ruin your Christmas holiday.
- Magical Services: Spells,
potions, reversals to malicious magics including curses, and
more. We can also neutralize any practitioners of magic
who are threatening your well being whether they be witches,
warlocks, wizards, or sorcerers. Development of witchcraft powers. On staff
white witch ready to serve you.
- Psychic Services: Readings,
speaking to the dead, past lives, dream interpretation, astral
projection, and more. Development of telekinetic
powers. On staff psychic with telekinetic powers stand
ready to take on your case.
- Supernatural legal
services: Our on staff attorney can handle any case in
the secret world of paranormal law whether it be within the
jurisdiction of the vampire royal court, Lycan law, Leprechaun
law, or any other area a standard lawyer couldn't even begin
- Supernatural medical research
- Supernatural medical treatments
whether it be viruses, bacteria, curses, or other magical
infestations within your body. Serious conditions may be
referred to a special clinic.
- Cryptozoological and
cryptobotanical research services for commercial, and medical
applications. On staff Doctor of Cryptozoology ready to
research for you.
- Genie Guidance: Did you
just find a bottled or lamped Jinn? STOP before you fall
into the trap of making a wish that will most likely be warped
by the devious Genie. Let us guide you on the wording of
your wishes to insure success in your lucky find.
- Paranormal Pest Control. We
eradicate anything that your normal pest guy can't deal
with. Whether it be Demonic bed bugs, zombie mice,
Gnomes, or even a nest of vampires.
- Removal of paranormal
corpses. Did you just vanquish a being of evil that
refuses to burst into spontaneous flames or disappear in a
puff of smoky ashes? Congrats but now what do you do
with the body? Let us dispose of your expired prey for a
nominal fee. No questions asked. This service does
not apply to human corpses unless they are zombie in
nature. Any such illegal requests will be directed to
law enforcement. The body must be a verified supernatural
- Supernatural supplies including
holy water, and other religious artifacts to repel paranormal
evil. We also have a greenhouse to grow numerous
mystical herbs for your protection.
- We can solve any problem your
having that is paranormal in nature. No creature or
force of evil is to big for us to handle!
Although we specialize in paranormal
investigations we will also take any other cases of a non-supernatural
nature. However the paranormal cases will be our first
priority unless we're talking about a real sick puppy like a serial
killer, or child kidnapper.