Are Despicable Me Minions Real?

The Minions movie trailer above is for the new animated prequel to the Despicable Me films.  It delves into the origins of the diminutive yellow almost pill shaped Minions, and what they were up to before they worked for their final villainous master Gru in the Despicable Me.  Minions sole driving purpose in life is to find a super villain to serve.  These goofy little impulsive creatures seem to be dim witted while at the same time being quite inventive.  Apparently they’re talented enough to warrant being used as Minions for various notorious nefarious figures throughout history.  From a huge T-Rex in prehistoric times, the vampire Dracula in the middle ages, modern 20th century arch-criminals, and everything in between.  For unknown reasons Minions need a master of less than questionable ethics to serve despite not being evil themselves.  Clearly this instinct to serve is woven into their DNA. Perhaps their real purpose unbeknownst to them is to destroy these criminals because they seem to accidentally bump off all of them except their final master criminal Gru who isn’t exactly evil.

Some had previously suggested Minions were an extraterrestrial experiment dumped off on Earth when they became to much of nuisance.  The Minion film however says they evolved directly from single celled organisms such as Amoeba’s.  Supposedly being the first somewhat intelligent species on Earth.  Could they have been Mother Nature’s response to clean up, and keep the dark forces of evil in check?  Or perhaps aliens seeded the Earth like a Petri dish experiment, and might return someday to view the results?

So the question we always get for every book, television show, and movie in existence is
whether or not it’s real in some way, or based on a true story.  Our answer most of the time is that everything is real in some parallel Universe.  Definitely Minions don’t exist on this particular Earth.  The closest thing we might have to Minions are Santa’s Elves who aren’t quite as bumbling nor do they seek out masters of darkness.  In addition various gifted individuals able to delve deeply into the Astral Plane have sensed Minions in far off parallel Earth’s in other Universes, and in other Multiverses in various forms.  The closest beings in our reality to Minions have been barely sensed by a handful of psychics, seers, and mystics along with those finding the right files in the higher dimensional Akashic Records.  4.3 Million light years from our Milky Way Galaxy Minion like creatures exist in the Antlia Dwarf Galaxy in the Constellation Antlia.  It’s believed they are small Somewhat pill shaped extraterrestrials with high pitched voices that come in a variety of colors that include amber.  They appear to be the only intelligent species in the Antlia Galaxy, and these Minions are currently an interstellar society populating a handful of star systems.  Not much more is known about them but it’s a sure bet humanity will finally run into them once we get intergalactic.  Or perhaps the Minion ET’s will visit us someday!

Big Opening Weekend For The Minions Movie!

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