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Health / Would You Like Some Aspartame In Your Milk?
« on: February 26, 2013, 04:11:27 AM »
Or any of your dairy products for that matter.  There's already enough crap in the non-organic stuff.  Do we really need more toxic chemicals?  What would be the point of adding aspartame to anything when it isn't replacing any sweeteners to begin with?  Or it this a Diet Juice kind of thing.  Remove the natural sugars, and replace it with this vile tasting crud!  Dear corporatist bastards take your Asspartame, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!  If you smell what the Xavier is cooking!

Read about the next round of poisoning perpetuated upon an unsuspecting American populace full of fools:

http://www.naturalnews.com/039244_milk_aspartame_FDA_petition.html

It's now common place for the Feds to raid raw milk farmers, and distributors using armed force.  Even the Amish aren't safe anymore.  In Woodland Springs, and the greater Comanche County Colorado area we don't play that bull.  Our Constitutional loving Sheriff Blake Maverick has halted many such raids, and has given Federal officials a stern warning that they are not welcome in Comanche County unless they are enforcing laws specifically stated in the US Constitution.  Those of us here at Mystic Investigations who enjoy dairy products always go with raw organic from local farmers here in Woodland Springs.  It's the one food you can get ultra fresh year round.

Our very own Drake Alexander was out for a drive just after dusk one night when he saw a raid going down at a local farm.  He immediately called the Sheriff since the sneaky Devils had entered the county stealthy.  Drake then got out, and beat the ever loving hell out of them as the wholesome farm family cheered with glee since the Feds had just gotten through trashing their house.  He then hypnotized them with his vampire powers to forget it ever happened.  The Sheriff showed up, and took the illegal Federal aliens, aka non-citizens of Comanche County, to the edge of the County.  He instructed them to never come back again!  As volunteer Deputy Sheriffs all of us at Mystic Investigations take turns driving past the farm routinely to make sure all is well.

Read more about this line of bull at:

http://www.naturalnews.com/033220_Rawesome_Foods_armed_raids.html

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Mystic Investigations News / We Just Secured A Potential Six Figure Deal!
« on: February 18, 2013, 10:39:41 AM »
Minutes ago I was in a conference call with a paranormal investigations firm in Japan called Fujimoto Hitodama Kenkyuu along with a wealthy family plagued by a vengeful Onryo in Japan as well.  The terrified family originally called us after researching the number of supernatural beings we've taken on. Unfortunately we don't have anyone to spare who can fly to Japan right now so we referred it to the Japanese firm.  We earned an initial referral fee of $5000.  If the firm is successful in exorcising the angry spirit then we get 15% of the fee which could be in the middle six figures!  These are the deals that fund our many pro-bono projects!

I was going to call Drake in because he speaks fluent Japanese but he left to investigate a Chupacabra's that just at a whole cow on a farm. I got through the call on my limited knowledge of the language along with a handy voice translation gadget that displays the spoken Japanese word as text on a screen.

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General Discussions / Re: hey everyone
« on: February 18, 2013, 04:49:05 AM »
by the way he don't answer personal message for me that bad and all i ask him a simple question so i guess that the Xavier Remington is wasting time too..
by not respond personal message that bad so must be busy

Do you have a life at all?  Was your requested information that important to your existence?  So sorry I've agitated you. I get dozens of messages everyday, and have a ton of work to do!

"hey is your brother back from past or future?? also i just wonder did he came back home it seem he update his twitter account..so write back.."

No Michael Remington isn't back from the future.  There were no updates.  I simply added time travel topics to his blog.  If he was back you'd see text about where he's been, and all that crap obviously. 

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General Discussions / Re: Strange Thing Happened When I Switched On A Light
« on: February 12, 2013, 05:55:01 PM »
I have a possible explanation for you. Both of you may have slipped into another universe where you did replace the lightbulb but then you slipped back.

Perhaps it was some inadvertent after effect of Rebecca's magical experiments in her basement witch's lair.

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General Discussions / Re: hey everyone
« on: February 12, 2013, 05:54:01 PM »
Hello I'm the big shot President Of Mystic Investigations Xavier Remington.  I drive a Lamborghini,and I have a hot girlfriend whose deep into witchcraft that looks like a supermodel.  No I don't have a big ego.  I'm a very modest low key individual. ::)

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Paranormal News / US Government Cover Up Of Mermaids?
« on: February 07, 2013, 04:50:52 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/wbWVDk68BOI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/wbWVDk68BOI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>
Read our analysis of this documentary at:  http://mysticinvestigations.com/forum/index.php?topic=288.0.  The Mermaids in the video above are not related to our resident white witch Rebecca Abernathy, and her clan directly.  Perhaps indirectly through alien DNA.

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Mermaids Coral Reef / How Many Varieties Of Mermaids Are There?
« on: February 07, 2013, 04:48:30 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/wbWVDk68BOI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/wbWVDk68BOI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>
The video above documents potential naturally evolved Mermaids as opposed to the supernatural variety that originated from the lost continent of Atlantis where humans with latent extraterritorial DNA utilized magic to become Mermaids.  The Atlantean Mermaids would rarely come into contact with anyone they didn't want to see.  This would especially include the US government.  The Mermaids in the video look nothing like our very own Rebecca Abernathy's Mermaid Relatives who look like strikingly beautiful humans from the waist up, and fish like from the waist down.  There is a naturally evolved Mermaid species from a planet in the Gliese 581 which is 20.3 light years from Earth.  Evidence indicates they had interactions with human in the early days of Atlantis, and contributed their DNA there.  The Mermaids in the videos could be those aliens, or perhaps the Gliese 581 Mermaids visited back when we were apes, and experimented with inserting their DNA to drive evolution in anther direction.  It seems far fetched that an ape would revert into a fish like creature in the same amount of time we evolved into full fledged humans.  We at Mystic Investigations have never run into the Mermaids mentioned in the video since they would be quite rare without the protections of magic, and special supernatural powers.

In addition to the previous Mermaids mentioned there are legends of albino ice Mermaids who evolved trapped in underground iced over lakes in Antarctica.  Their body is said to be a sickly white all over.  There are a few isolated sighting throughout history which could be those who escaped from the ice.

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Mystic Investigations News / Re: 2012 Winter Solstice Update
« on: February 01, 2013, 01:25:40 PM »
Well then I guess I didn't have an impact on it. Oh well it doesn't matter if I did or not. I'm just glad that Nibiru was diverted. However I have this funny feeling that a part of Nibiru is here in some form.

I suppose it's possible that the God Nibiru might be sending his consciousness here even as his body, the planet Nibiru, is hurtling through space in the opposite direction of Earth.

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General Discussions / Strange Thing Happened When I Switched On A Light
« on: February 01, 2013, 01:22:42 PM »
I went to turn a light on last night, and both me, and Rebecca saw the lamp light up.  I turn it off some time later.  Then return to switch it back on, and it won't light up.  I look and see there's no light bulb.  All the sudden I remember I took a burnt bulb out of a week ago, and had none to put in.  I forgot to replace it.  So how the hell did the lamp switch on with no light bulb?  If Rebecca hadn't seen it then I would have assumed I was going mental.  Rebecca has no explanation.  Anyone had anything like this happen to them?

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Mystic Investigations News / Weekly Summary Of Mystic Investigations Cases
« on: February 01, 2013, 01:02:40 PM »
Rebecca, and Julia had what seemed to be a simple case of finding out if a man was cheating on his wife who hired us.  It turns out the sicko had a harem of women under his magical spell since he was a Warlock.  Luckily he was a low level practitioner of magic that Rebecca was able to handle.  Drake, and Ashley cleaned out a cave full of vampire bats that were terrorizing a neighborhood.  Elizabeth, Rob, and I investigated a haunted inn.  There were two violent poltergeists who were dispatched with extreme prejudice.  Hunter, and Zack took down a gang of nefarious Los Angeles drug thugs looking to gain a toe hold in Woodland Springs.  Father Tom, and Duanna dealt with a girl possessed by a demon.  It was pretty much a normal week here at Mystic Investigations! :) 

In addition Sheriff Blake Maverick announced he would not enforce any Federal gun bans, or any other unconstitutional laws for that matter.  He vowed to protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States Of America.  After his news conference he received numerous threats.  Most of our team was temporarily deputized, and we along with his regular deputies looked into the various incidents.  He is the only law enforcement that believes in the world of the supernatural, and has referred numerous cases to us.  There was one particularly pathetic incident of a misguided man who threw a cream pie in Maverick's face while screaming,"Peace Forever!  Down With All Wicked Weapons!"  We tracked the thirty something on again, off again college student, Unemployment collector, and self-professed master of Dungeons And Dragons Larping (Live Action Role Playing) to his parents basement on the outskirts of Woodland Springs.  It seems he's been the instigator for many incidents of vandalism, and threats against those who believe in the 2nd amendment.  We enlightened him to the freedoms in the Constitution along with introducing him to the real world of the paranormal.  Drake, and Rebecca in particular set him straight.  Now that he realizes the threat from paranormal beings he finally sees the need for firearms.  However he will most likely remain the dark shadows of his parents basement playing videos games.

However we receive threats from the Dark Drake every so often.  The Dark One is in league with the Anti-Claus who have plans to usher the Anti-Christ into the world.  Their former partner in crime the sinister sorcerer Dimitri Diablo now wants to eradicate them since he only plays for his own team, and does not want the Anti-Christ to be born so the Devil may move forward with his plans for global domination.  Diablo wishes to re-take Hell, and then the rest of the Universe.  We're hoping both sides will destroy each other.  We can only hope!

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Health / Puritans Pride Blows Big Time!
« on: January 29, 2013, 02:40:52 PM »
Puritans Pride, aka Vitamins.com & Puritan.com used to be the best place to buy health supplements online but over the last few years they've gone down the crapper.  Everyone here who has ordered from them have had enough of their bull crap!  After a unanimous board meeting vote we have all vowed to never order from them ever again!  Read our review of their legendary incompetence here:  http://mysticinvestigations.com/puritans-pride-review.htm.

Now Swanson Vitamins, aka http://swansonvitamins.com, is the vitamin, mineral, and herbal supplement shopping site of choice for the good folks here at Mystic Investigations

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Politics / How Does Gun Control Affect The World Of The Supernatural?
« on: January 24, 2013, 10:58:42 AM »
Like evil humans the dark forces of paranormal evil would love all guns to be banned.  In the case of human criminals they will always have guns stowed away, or get them on the black market.  Law abiding citizens on the other hand will turn in their guns, and not buy them illegally.  This leaves people defenseless, and the criminals know with almost certainty that any home, or business they enter will be gun free.  Naturally the police usually get the scene after the crime is over, and the perpetrators of evil are long gone.

When it comes to supernatural beings most of the time simple guns will do little good unless you have special bullets.  Often silver in composition.  However these nefarious paranormal beings will at least be slowed down so you can make your escape.  And of course this is just for biological beings, and not the non-corporeal, and those made of energy.  That beings said some deterrent is better than none.

So in the end gun control, or outright banning of guns, will leave us all completely defenseless against criminals of a human, and supernatural nature.  Let's face it gun control has been incremental for decades.  The ultimate goal is gun banning as is the case in many nations of the world.  It's the only way to have complete domination over a populace that God forbid yearns for real freedom.  If the government obeyed the law, aka the Constitution, then under the 2nd amendment there could be no gun control what so ever.  No gun bans in cities.  The 2nd amendment specifically states:

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed"

"shall not be infringed" means the government is not authorized to make any law related to arms what so ever!  If the citizens are the source of the governments power, and it's a nation of the people then they should have the same arms as the government as another check, and balance against tyranny.

If guns were to be banned Mystic Investigations would have no problems continuing the fight against supernatural evil.  We rarely use guns with bullets except in cases of mass violent werewolf, or zombie incursion.  Luckily squirt guns with holy water, colloidal silver, and various mystical herbs are a great defense when it comes to evil Werewolves, and other evil entities.  Zombies are easy to take down with sharp implements so we'll be fine on that count as well. Business would go on as usual but we would feel bad for those who know not of the supernatural threat, and the alternative measures of dark defense.  All they have are their guns.  Pray that the law of the land, the Constitution, is restored someday for all our general safety!

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Apparently yes if enough States call an Article 5 Constitutional Convention, and ratify a new Constitutional Amendment stating that the Federal government is dissolved.  It would be a great way to make the impossibly gargantuan mess of the Federal government go away instantly.  Everything they ever did would be reversed.  From Obamacare, to income taxes, to unfair treaties that take jobs way, all the Executive Orders, regulations, and laws that are beyond the Federal right under the Constitution.  All the troops could come home to protect our borders, and the world would rejoice at the peace that would ensue.  Provided other nations controlled by corrupt corporatist didn't decide to continue wars in the real name of seizing resources, and riches.  Once the government was dissolved the States could start over, and put a new Federal government in place, or decide to be independent.  Of course there would be the issue of Federal benefits people rely on such as social security, medicare, food stamps, etc.  Before dissolution the States would have to put alternate programs in place which would be funded by their own taxes.  Naturally people would be able to pay more to the States once the Federal income tax was gone.  For immediate funding the States would take any gold, silver, and other riches the defunct Federal government had.  The US dollar would be worthless unless the States decided to collectively start printing new currency, or each State might have it's own money which could be exchanged for Federal Reserve notes.

It would take some planning, and cooperation between the States but this may be the only way to end the insane out of control Federal governments tyranny, spending, and violent wars abroad.  At this point the government is too huge to get under control, and limit to legal Constitutional status.  It would be like trying to untangle a one mile circumference tangled ball of wires.  Only 34 State Legislators are needed to call a Constitutional Convention, and only 38 are needed to ratify a new amendment.  Now of course odds are slim that the US government would even acknowledge the dissolution amendment since obeying the law, aka the Constitution, has never been their strong suit.  They have a God complex that has gone to their collectively big heads. The fine men, and women of the military would have to side with the States in order for this too really happen.  None of this is bloody likely but hey we can dream!

http://www.nolanchart.com/article6654-34-and-38-how-to-legally-dissolve-the-us-federal-government.html

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Politics / The ObamaCare Survivial Guide For Dummies
« on: January 18, 2013, 10:11:22 AM »
Or actually the guide for anyone who can't decipher a 2700 page document of idiocy that will affect every American citizen.  Although I guess it doesn't affect us at Mystic Investigations because we already provide all our employees with top flight health insurance which they don't need most of the time due to either being supernatural beings, or partaking of the paranormal healing skills of our White Witch Rebecca Abernathy, and our Cryptozoologist Dr. Ashley Abercrombie.  Of course insurance premiums will rise but we don't mind because we offer only the best for our employees who risk their lives each day fighting the forces of supernatural evil.  Overall Obamacare will seriously jack up our health care system with rising costs, and a lack of doctors for the new wave of millions of patients who have previously gotten by without seeing a doctor.  Some doctors say they will retire early just to avoid the influx of all these patients.  Then we have the thousands of new government employees who will enforce the Obamacare law forcing everyone to buy health insurance or face fines.  Get The Obamacare Survival Guide At: http://mysticinvestigations.com/obamacare_for_dummies.htm.

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