What Does Santa Claus Do In The Summer?

In the summer heat of July the last thing on our minds is the joy of brisk snowy Christmas.  However the term Christmas in July was started by Santa Claus who begins his preparations for the Christmas season.  He, and his Elves are busy judging children around the world to determine if they’re in fact naughty or nice.  This is not a literal judging of the soul which is left only to the God of the Omniverse but rather a literal observation of how the child behaves during the Summer, and into the school month of September.  This short window is crucial to whether or not your child will get a gift or a lump of coal in his stocking from Santa.  So be sure to encourage your child to be on his best behavior.  By October, the heart of Halloween, the final list is complied, and the toys begin the magical manufacturing process ready for delivery on Christmas Eve December 24th.

During the Summer Santa, and his Elves also continue their global charity work, and fighting the forces of evil around the world.  Santa is seen as the leader of good on Earth, and he takes that title seriously.  Whether it’s taking down a punk robbing a 7-11 or a coven of wicked witches hell bent on global domination.  Nobody is a match for a demi-archangel like Santa.  Naturally he doesn’t wear the Santa suit, and tries to keep a low profile when taking down nefarious individuals.  He also takes a brief one week vacation in August which is his last vacation until after Christmas.  We have no word yet where he will be going this year.

As with our other articles about Santa we’d like to thank our inside Elf source for this valuable, and interesting information about our beloved Father Christmas!

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